[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
when you zammin a chick from behind and it’s going great and you’re just about to finish when suddenly she stops…
so you stop and u’re like ‘oh wtf, what the hell’s the matter?’
and then she sneezes and shoots you out of her like a missle and then you start laughing, so she laughs, and u end up not being able to finish
Hahahahahahaha I thought that was going to end with “Donky Punch”
[quote]four60 wrote:
sorry, I’m just going to JACK THIS WHOLE THREAD.
Skinny Guys can wear Wife Beaters outside and no one gawks. I do it and i’m a thug. Or showing off. What kind of crap is that.[/quote]
Man that is so true!!!
What pisses me off is when I’m in bed with 3 women, and the least attractive one leans over to me and says, “save it for me!” MAN, that sucks!
I hate old people. They piss me off no end. Always slow, don’t know where they are or where they’re going. They have absolutely no awareness of their surroundings. The fuckers push to the front of queues, block the aisles in the supermarket and smell of wee.
The worst is when I’m on a bus and there’s one more stop before I get off- invariably the most elderly, crippled, zimmer frame-weilding old crone sits next to me. Then I’m made to look like a total twat when I ask her if I could get past her because this is my stop and the old witch has just managed to sit down after getting on.
Goddammit, I hate old people!
If it were up to me, I’d kill them all.
[No Hitler][/No Hitler]
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
People who use the handicap parking spot when they’re not handicapped.
Even worse are the people who park there who have the handicap mirror dangler, but they can walk like normal.
WTF?[/quote]
I reckon anyone who is not disabled who parks in the disbled spot should have their legs broken. Then they will be in a chair for a bit and see why the space is important.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
People who use the handicap parking spot when they’re not handicapped.
Even worse are the people who park there who have the handicap mirror dangler, but they can walk like normal.
WTF?[/quote]
X2
[quote]Chi-Towns-Finest wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
People who use the handicap parking spot when they’re not handicapped.
Even worse are the people who park there who have the handicap mirror dangler, but they can walk like normal.
WTF?
X2[/quote]
This boggles my mind some times. I’ve seen a women drive up and park in one in a Ford F-250 and it was for “Small Cars”.
[quote]paul496 wrote:
four60 wrote:
sorry, I’m just going to JACK THIS WHOLE THREAD.
Skinny Guys can wear Wife Beaters outside and no one gawks. I do it and i’m a thug. Or showing off. What kind of crap is that.
Man that is so true!!!
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Like it’s ridiculous, like, everyone thinks your trying to act tough, like, wow, it was raining in the morning, and, I want to take off my sweater… big whoop
I mean, I totally understand people not wanting to be big, but, you don’t have to treat other people like that because their “different” lol
What grinds my gears?
The 5’9, 120lb skinny bitch that flipped me the bird the other day in his big mustang… Lucky bastard I had my wife and kids in the car…
Funny thing was, we both went to the same store… He almost $hit himself thinking I was following him and going to get out and pound his ass…
Cops giving speeding tickets.
Cockblocks and DUFFs (Designated Ugly Fat Friend)
My job!!! and how hard it is being to find a new one.
People who think government bureaucracies are efficient and accountable.
People who human nature is 100% good, can live in an utopia, but firms/gov’ts/militaries/clergy/etc don’t let it happen. (ei: Communist, Anarchists, etc)
Vegans
People who say drinking 4 gallons of whole milk a week is “bad”.
Feminists.
and…
People like this guy —>[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
What grinds my gears are assholes who drive 80 mph everywhere they go in the fast lane! Can’t they understand that people like to go the speed limit and still pass semi’s who go 55 mph? Can’t they just slow down and wait? Damn locals! Why can’t I just be a fucking tourist![/quote]
[quote]Neospartan wrote:
Cops giving speeding tickets.
Cockblocks and DUFFs (Designated Ugly Fat Friend)
My job!!! and how hard it is being to find a new one.
People who think government bureaucracies are efficient and accountable.
People who human nature is 100% good, can live in an utopia, but firms/gov’ts/militaries/clergy/etc don’t let it happen. (ei: Communist, Anarchists, etc)
Vegans
People who say drinking 4 gallons of whole milk a week is “bad”.
Feminists.
and…
People like this guy —>Eddie_would_tow wrote:
What grinds my gears are assholes who drive 80 mph everywhere they go in the fast lane! Can’t they understand that people like to go the speed limit and still pass semi’s who go 55 mph? Can’t they just slow down and wait? Damn locals! Why can’t I just be a fucking tourist!
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I enjoy the attention that I get 
I hate 2 things…People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…And the Dutch!
What is “apathy” and “ignorance?” I don’t know and couldn’t care less.
Myspace, facebook, MSN and all that other garbage everyone has these days
people dont even talk to one another these days.
one of the guys i work with was trying to get in with a girl latly, i had asked him if he had contaced her, you know on the phone, his like yeh man i sent her a message on facebook, i wonder why she never replyed haha.
woman who buy them fuken undergarments that are designed to make their bodies look better than they are, they are meant to “raise and shape the buttocks, thighs, stomach and boobs” you know the stuff?? what happens when they meet someone and have to take that shit off before geting intimate and the guy relises everything sags and shit…WTF
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
I hate 2 things…People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…And the Dutch![/quote]
Do I make you randy?