Who Knew This Existed?

So it’s infomercial time on tv, and I’m looking for something to watch when this shit flicks by and I had to do a double take… I mean I knew women had some things made to help them out, like the pushup bra and whatever they call the ass version, but dear lord.

I watched the infomercial for like 10 minutes in awe that it has gotten this far, how sad can people get =/. I would honestly be like, angry, if I removed a seemingly attractive and in shape females clothes to discover something like that(although chances are the women using it are well aware of that danger and don’t allow themselves to be ‘picked up’).

raises hand

There was a guy at my summer job who was morbidly obese. We’re talking like 430 at 6 foot. He wore one of those in order to keep his gut in check so he could get up in the ceiling at the school we were working at

I am perversely aroused…

This is starting to become a trend. I see so many chicks hiding their stomachs with these belts that they wear above their wastes. Do they really think they can hide that shit?

[quote]johnson575 wrote:
This is starting to become a trend. I see so many chicks hiding their stomachs with these belts that they wear above their wastes. Do they really think they can hide that shit?[/quote]

I believe your referring to a corset. Its nothing new.

Truly sad if you ask me.

S

That has got to be uncomfortable as hell. Imagine wearing a bench shirt over your squat suit, and THEN putting your clothes on.

I knew a really hot girl that gained weight and wore one of these types of things to keep her “form”

It was sad =[

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
That has got to be uncomfortable as hell. Imagine wearing a bench shirt over your squat suit, and THEN putting your clothes on. [/quote]

Wait. Was I not supposed to be doing that?

Seriously though, all those body shapers give you a uni-bum. It’s like they steal your ass crack.

IMO the bigger issue here is just plain old fashioned lazyness.
People will go to great lengths to avoid doing thigs that are tricky or difficult. They will spend any ammount of money, take all kinds of crazy drugs, and buy into all kinds of idiotic snake oil schemes all in the name of avoiding working hard for the body they want.

All crap like this are just appeasements for lazy mo fos looking for an easy way, even if it’s phoney

I can’t imagine any woman wearing that out for dinner and drinks. How do you go to the bathroom???

I can’t imagine any woman wearing that out for dinner and drinks. How do you go to the bathroom???

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
That has got to be uncomfortable as hell. Imagine wearing a bench shirt over your squat suit, and THEN putting your clothes on. [/quote]

Replace the clothes with a rugby jersey, cleats, tape up your ears and carry a ball.

“Power Rugby” … now that’s my kind of woman.

…and if she plays an instrument, like a bass, all the better!!!

[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:

Replace the clothes with a rugby jersey, cleats, tape up your ears and carry a ball.

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HA! You remember me from the old days.

oh my god womens rugby turns me on so much.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:

Replace the clothes with a rugby jersey, cleats, tape up your ears and carry a ball.

HA! You remember me from the old days.

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Now this right there is HOT.