I spent 6 months in the brig when I was in the Marine Corps. There’s also some other various, stupid shit I did when I was younger.
Almost. Some Japanese guys picked a fight with me outside a nightclub in Shibuya. It was completely unprovoked (this is REALLY rare in Japan…most of the guys mind their own business).
The “fight” was pretty pathetic actually…I tried to choke one of the guys but in my drunkenness wound up squeezing around his nose with my forearm (unlike 99% of the T-Nation population I am NOT a deadly cage fighter ;-). His friend kept begging me to stop, which was fine with me because I didn’t really want to be in the midst of it in the first place.
I guess I squeezed pretty hard because the guy’s nose was GUSHING blood like a faucet…it looked really severe even though it wasn’t. The cops rolled up and took us to the Koban (station).
It was pretty funny actually, the Japanese cops were trying the old “good cop bad cop” thing that they probably picked up in an old Charles Bronson movie. After a literal 6 hours of on-and-off interrogation they let me go.
Thank God. Getting arrested here is tantamount to a conviction.
Me.
ha, glad to see i’m not alone. interesting
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possesion with intent to distribute in a school zone (felony) -dropped
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malicious destruction of property (felony) -dropped
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domestic A&B (misdemeanor) -dropped
theres other stuff ive been arrested for but i cant remember the charges exactly and like i said, everything got dropped anyway.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
I got arrested for DUI a couple years ago. Funny thing was, I had just gone to the store to get some beer and hadn’t had a chance to drink it yet.
Word to the wise–the cops don’t like it when you call them “dude”. [/quote]
they dont like it when you run away, taunt them and when they tackle you tell them “not to scuff your fucking shoes” either
Booked 3 times. I’ve been put in cuffs and let go alot more than that though. Once you turn 18, they stop having mercy… Nothing too serious…
excellent, had wanted to vent a bout this for a while.
so on my way up to military school i recived a speeding ticket. fine, went on my way. over the new few months, between the hazing, screaming, and general lack of sleep, i forgot about the ticket. spent the next two and half years there.
once i left, and transfered to the university of alabama, i thought it’d be a good idea to get my license changed from FLA to AL. (parents had bought a house in alabama and iwanted instate tuition)
so i roll up to the DMV like a good boy should, and the lady takes my picture, looks at the screen, winces, and then tells me that the machiene is broken, that she’ll be right back.
well she comes back, and tells me that she’s just going to print my license up in the back room, and to follow her. what should of tipped me off is that there was an empty seat ON EITHER SIDE OF ME but oh well.
well apparently here, the alabama state troopers have an office in the dmv, and since there’s nothing to do during the day, when they hear how some punk kid has to be handcuffed and turned over to an officer from the arresting county, they all get huge boners. so once the cop arrives, i am escorted out by SIX state troopers, handcuffed.
luckily for me i had been reading t.nation for a while now, and i can’t imagine the stories people told once they got home from the dmv that day (oh lordy! i just saw the po-lice taking out this huge momo with a shaved head in cuffs)
spent a few hours in jail. went and talked tothe judged. i had just commissioned in the army so he was nice. just fined me the exact amount of my bail ($800.00)
oh well. they said i looked nice in the orange jumpsuit. brought out my eyes
People if you get in any sort of trouble, SHOW UP to your hearing/trial! #2 Don’t be late! I got arrested and put in juvenile detention when I was in contemp of court @ 15. Was @ court for rigging the vending machines in my school and taking all the money at the end of the day lol ya stupid.
I’ve had many close calls. Yet, that was the only time I got handcuffed and thrown in a cell. Was only a week tho. Which was spent with some child molesters and druggies, aw the memories.
I was given a federal indictment in 2002, caught a case and did around 2.5 yrs in the fed joint.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Holds hand up.[/quote]
Aren’t you supposed to hand us a flyer and have a sign in your yard too?
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
and when they tackle you tell them “not to scuff your fucking shoes” either[/quote]
haha that one had me laughing for a while.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Itchy wrote:
I got arrested for DUI a couple years ago. Funny thing was, I had just gone to the store to get some beer and hadn’t had a chance to drink it yet.
Word to the wise–the cops don’t like it when you call them “dude”.
they dont like it when you run away, taunt them and when they tackle you tell them “not to scuff your fucking shoes” either[/quote]
wow you really are as dumb as you look!
Public Intox - You know how sometimes you’re awake before you open your eyes and you hear what is going on around you? Yeah, well that happened to me during spring break after a heavy night. I hear the waves hitting the beach and assume I’m that asshole who passed out in the dunes.
Nope, I was the drunk tank. My memories went from BS’ing with the bouncer on my way into the club to being behind bars. Nothing like being shackled to a few guys who were being charged with assault with deadly weapon to make you not want to end up in there again.
False ID - Got one of those cheap-o IDs from Canada my first year in college. Use it to get into a bar back home and end up getting busted. I get cuffed, patted down and put into the cruiser all while my friends are toasting me in the window of the bar.
Get into the station and taken to a processing room where the cop starts writing the ticket. All of a sudden I hear “WTF did you do to get in here?” It was my buddies dad who was a town cop.
He tells the cop who picked me up to go take care of something, my buddies dad uncuffs me, rips up the ticket, sneaks me out the back door and says “You have no idea how lucky you are, don’t try that shit again”
Have a few other stories where my military ID kept me out of cuffs, so they don’t really count for being arrested.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I was given a federal indictment in 2002, caught a case and did around 2.5 yrs in the fed joint. [/quote]
Ouch. Am I out of line in asking what for?
[quote]StevenF wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Itchy wrote:
I got arrested for DUI a couple years ago. Funny thing was, I had just gone to the store to get some beer and hadn’t had a chance to drink it yet.
Word to the wise–the cops don’t like it when you call them “dude”.
they dont like it when you run away, taunt them and when they tackle you tell them “not to scuff your fucking shoes” either
wow you really are as dumb as you look! [/quote]
well, at least i dont live in Michigan.
got arrested last year for manufacturing bombs, illegal weapons in motor vehicle, reckless endangerment and breach of peace…fun shit haha. Luckily i had a good lawyer and got off with 2 years probation and one year suspended sentence!
Short version of BD in jail, part 1.
One night I went out with a friend whose mom had tried to commit suicide. Needless to say he was depressed so we drank a lot.
I came to in in a jail cell drooling on my arm as I lay sprawled out on the floor. Luckily they had a clock on the wall, so I could determine it was about 4 in the morning.
“Why an I in a jail cell at 4 in the morning?” my poor abused brain asked. I decided that passing out again was a good idea.
I awake some hours later to discover I was in the drunk tank with 3 illegals, 1 tranny, and one guy who insisted his name was “taterbread.” Whatever. I decide to do pushups. People move away from me.
I also realize I am wearing a shirt that is not mine. Come to think of it, neither are the pants or shoes. And I have . . .7 drivers licenses in my pocket. None of them are mine.
SMACK! Apparently I have passed out again and was woken up by a brown bag meal smacking me in the face. The guards have good aim. I open the bag and find a sandwich and some strawberry milk. I bite into my sandwich to find that they have not removed the plastic sheath from the cheese. Assholes.
I am still hungry.
I ask the Illegal next to me “Ya gunna eat that sandwich?” in what I think is a polite, friendly tone, but is probably a pseudo-rapist growl. He gives me his sandwich.
I forgot about the cheese wrapper before I bite into this one also.
I am released. I find out that I told the cop to arrest me, and my official charge is “Defrauding an Innkeeper.” And I owe the state $60 for breaking a pair of handcuffs.
[quote]solidchaos73 wrote:
got arrested last year for manufacturing bombs, illegal weapons in motor vehicle, reckless endangerment and breach of peace…fun shit haha. Luckily i had a good lawyer and got off with 2 years probation and one year suspended sentence![/quote]
Are you sad that they are shutting down Guantanamo? Where do you think they are gonna send you?
[quote]Renton wrote:
samky wrote:
Renton wrote:
Holds hand up.
Fixed…Holds hands up.
Heh! Good fix.
Then cuffed firmly behind me (none too gently) then suffering various injuries as I stumbled into things on my way to the van. You know the sort of stuff, boots, fists, knees, batons…
Can we/should we add… Who’s been arrested and spent more than 24hours in custody? Or is that going too far?[/quote]
That’s parts 3-5. I spent Thanksgiving in jail.