Where's Professor X?

[quote]PGA wrote:
rainjack wrote:
PGA is gay.

Listen, just because I had a sneaky uncle and was an alter boy, that doesn’t make me gay.[/quote]

You are correct. Who doesn’t have a sneaky uncle? But if you look at your entire body of work…gaydars are going off all over the place.

I’m just sayin’.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
PGA wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Oh little PGA, you’re just mad because RJ hates you, and you’re just overcome with jealousy of my practice squad dominance. It’s okay, nobody’s perfect, especially you. Astonishingly, you appear almost moderately intelligent compared to some of the half-wits in this thread.

I try. Google comes in handy when I need to post a semi-intelligent one. That method rains supreme with some of the more “intelligent” posers on these forums. Plagiarism runs rampant. I’ve read almost word for word Google grabs. It’s comical.

reigns[/quote]

LOLZ. I suckz at the interwebez.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
PGA wrote:
rainjack wrote:
PGA is gay.

Listen, just because I had a sneaky uncle and was an alter boy, that doesn’t make me gay.

You are correct. Who doesn’t have a sneaky uncle? But if you look at your entire body of work…gaydars are going off all over the place.

I’m just sayin’. [/quote]

What would this body of work be? Career or intarwebz?

I love the new modding speed! Jump’n Jack is on his game today!

[quote]PGAY wrote:

Listen, just because I had a sneaky uncle and was an alter boy, that doesn’t make me gay.[/quote]

A new name might help.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Airtruth wrote:
Between your poodles “stones” and the nickname you gave me I see whats on your mind.

My daughter’s poodle. My daughter’s poodle.

Do they not teach reading comprehension in 4th grade any more?

Please tell me what is on my mind. I’d love to get your take on my mental/psychological state.[/quote]

My bad even after highschool I couldn’t comprehend why somebody would know the size of somebody else’s poodles “stones”. I guess I do realize now its your daughters.

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Airtruth wrote:
Between your poodles “stones” and the nickname you gave me I see whats on your mind.

My daughter’s poodle. My daughter’s poodle.

Do they not teach reading comprehension in 4th grade any more?

Please tell me what is on my mind. I’d love to get your take on my mental/psychological state.

My bad even after highschool I couldn’t comprehend why somebody would know the size of somebody else’s poodles “stones”. I guess I do realize now its your daughters.
[/quote]

When you cut them out - it is pretty easy to see how big, or small the testicles are. You are not a very bright kid, are you? Have you never castrated anything before? You do know what the term castrated means, right? Being that you have no working knowledge of reading comprehension, or how to use an apostrophe

I mention dog nuts is passing, and you mesmerized by the mere mention of the term.

What does that say about your mental condition?

Air-dick loves him some dog nuts.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Have you never castrated anything before? [/quote]

LOL! WTF! I’ve never castrated anything. Is it common to do it yourself in Texas?

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
PGA wrote:
This thread gets lamer and lamer by the moment. Thank goodness T-Shaw posted, and Bauer for just blessing this thread with his awesomeness of the practice squad.

The rest of the train wreck posts are just boring intarweb cock measuring.

Mine is bigger.[/quote]

Only until Chyna starts posting on here.

DB

[quote]malonetd wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Have you never castrated anything before?

LOL! WTF! I’ve never castrated anything. Is it common to do it yourself in Texas?[/quote]

I was wondering that myself. That question loses something in 2007 America.

DB

[quote]malonetd wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Have you never castrated anything before?

LOL! WTF! I’ve never castrated anything. Is it common to do it yourself in Texas?[/quote]

Had me scratching my head, as well.

[quote]malonetd wrote:
Actually, he did suggest that I try the Metabolic Drive bars. I can only speak for myself, though. I don’t if he ever referred or suggested to anyone else.[/quote]

F’n sellout. :‘’‘’-(

To be fair, those bars rule.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Have you never castrated anything before? You do know what the term castrated means, right? [/quote]

I’m thinking most folks on this site wouldn’t know one end of a Berdizzo or an Elastrator from another.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Airtruth wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Airtruth wrote:
Between your poodles “stones” and the nickname you gave me I see whats on your mind.

My daughter’s poodle. My daughter’s poodle.

Do they not teach reading comprehension in 4th grade any more?

Please tell me what is on my mind. I’d love to get your take on my mental/psychological state.

My bad even after highschool I couldn’t comprehend why somebody would know the size of somebody else’s poodles “stones”. I guess I do realize now its your daughters.

When you cut them out - it is pretty easy to see how big, or small the testicles are. You are not a very bright kid, are you? Have you never castrated anything before? You do know what the term castrated means, right? Being that you have no working knowledge of reading comprehension, or how to use an apostrophe

I mention dog nuts is passing, and you mesmerized by the mere mention of the term.

What does that say about your mental condition?

Air-dick loves him some dog nuts. [/quote]

I have to admit I am an air head. I’m so stupid I don’t know if you’re simply stating your hobbies or trying to make me feel bad because I’ve never castrated my dog and looked at his nuts. For some reason that just doesn’t bother me.

Just a suggestion I don’t think you should argue steroids doesn’t effect the brain in the roids forums anymore.

Forget it you won. I’m still crying laughing so hard at the castration post.

I kinda like this thread. It has a little bit of everything.

I just hope the mods don’t take away the option of submitting the post faster.

[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I kinda like this thread. It has a little bit of everything.

I just hope the mods don’t take away the option of submitting the post faster.[/quote]

This threads Gold Jerry, Pure Gold!

D

[quote]Airtruth wrote:
I have to admit I am an air head. I’m so stupid I don’t know if you’re simply stating your hobbies or trying to make me feel bad because I’ve never castrated my dog and looked at his nuts. For some reason that just doesn’t bother me.[/quote]

No one has called you an air head. But if that’s how you want to view yourself, knock yourself out.

It’s not a hobby. It’s just a fact of life out here. It is one of the oldest surgical procedures known to man.

It must bother you on a level that is not really healthy. You are the one that can’t seem to walk away from the notion of poodle testicles. One has to wonder how many different species of testicles you think about during a single day.

[quote]Just a suggestion I don’t think you should argue steroids doesn’t effect the brain in the roids forums anymore.

[/quote]

How has AAS affected the brain? Are you on them? Are you suggesting that your preoccupation with dog nuts is to be blamed on AAS usage?

I have been on and off for over 3 years, and I have never once been preoccupied with testicles of any kind.

[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Have you never castrated anything before? You do know what the term castrated means, right?

I’m thinking most folks on this site wouldn’t know one end of an Elastrator from another.

[/quote]

Hell, if John Madden can figure it out, I’m sure I can.

DB

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Being that you have no working knowledge of reading comprehension, or how to use an apostrophe
[/quote]

Being that what?

Isn’t it funny when someone makes a sentence structure error when correcting someone else’s? :wink:

Carry on.