[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.
Most of these threads about clothes that don’t fit ARE dick measuring contests. Why else do you think all of these measurements are being thrown around. I simply said I think some are exaggerating. If that bothers you…why?[/quote]
But dude, it’s a “bodybuilding site”; measurements are completely relevant.
“you want it both ways…” - Marlo Stanfield
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
haha, i change my avatar, it was a hot big booty model, my current one is my wife and I.
btw, i just read all your cervical spine issues, fuck, it sounds just like what I have, and yes, i too have radiculopathy, and cant sit or stand in a static position for any length of time.
FML,
add to that a partial torn meniscus in my left knee, total triceps tendon rupture in my left, a severe recent quad and hamstring tear (the quad tear was damn close to needing surgery)
ya, i get you, most of the guys our age who have been serious about heavy lifting for a LONG time, have plenty of scars and injuries to “brag” about, so it is hard to be impressed by others injuries when you have a list of your own.
[/quote]
I can’t even sit at a desk anymore. I had congenital stenosis operated on about 15 years ago and my cervical spine is just degenerative. I’m not sure how much is weightlifting related. It’s probably all the sports and everything in total.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.
Most of these threads about clothes that don’t fit ARE dick measuring contests. Why else do you think all of these measurements are being thrown around. I simply said I think some are exaggerating. If that bothers you…why?[/quote]
I’d also add that bodybuilding itself is but a dick measuring contest. How did you miss that?
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Still can’t wear “normal” jeans but I fit fine in loose/baggy 36 x 32.
[/quote]
wait a fucking minute. there must be something weird with my proportions or something. I wear 34x30, and and like a foot shorter than you, and some cuts of jeans, the 30’s are a tad too short when i wear anything with a heel, like boots, for those i have to buy 34x32.
how is it my legs are that long for my midget status or your legs that short despite being fairly tall?[/quote]
You long legged sexy motherfucker.
I meant your wife 
LOL
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
men talking about clothes.
like wimmenz talking about cars.
hilar.[/quote]
Men typing “hilar”
[/quote]
LOL?
LMSFLAO? (laugh my silly fucking little ass off)
cmon, man - gimme some cool guidelines to follow.
[/quote]
LMFAOSHIDMTAMSFO
:Laughing my fucking ass off so hard i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off
I dont see what the beef with this thread is. Im almost 100% certain that all professional bodybuilders wear posing trunks and robes 100% of the time.
Someone should email a link to this thread to all the Mr O competitors. Im sure theyd love to be able to wear pants sometimes…
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
men talking about clothes.
like wimmenz talking about cars.
hilar.[/quote]
Men typing “hilar”
[/quote]
LOL?
LMSFLAO? (laugh my silly fucking little ass off)
cmon, man - gimme some cool guidelines to follow.
[/quote]
LMFAOSHIDMTAMSFO
:Laughing my fucking ass off so hard i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off[/quote]
hilar~
wait
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
men talking about clothes.
like wimmenz talking about cars.
hilar.[/quote]
Men typing “hilar”
[/quote]
LOL?
LMSFLAO? (laugh my silly fucking little ass off)
cmon, man - gimme some cool guidelines to follow.
[/quote]
LMFAOSHIDMTAMSFO
:Laughing my fucking ass off so hard i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off[/quote]
hilar~
wait[/quote]
giggle
aw shit - next thing ya know, it won’t be manly to e-giggle either.
fml~
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
men talking about clothes.
like wimmenz talking about cars.
hilar.[/quote]
Men typing “hilar”
[/quote]
LOL?
LMSFLAO? (laugh my silly fucking little ass off)
cmon, man - gimme some cool guidelines to follow.
[/quote]
LMFAOSHIDMTAMSFO
:Laughing my fucking ass off so hard i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off[/quote]
I think this needs either opposing exlpanation points or questions marks… Can’t remember which
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
men talking about clothes.
like wimmenz talking about cars.
hilar.[/quote]
Men typing “hilar”
[/quote]
LOL?
LMSFLAO? (laugh my silly fucking little ass off)
cmon, man - gimme some cool guidelines to follow.
[/quote]
LMFAOSHIDMTAMSFO
:Laughing my fucking ass off so hard i dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off[/quote]
hilar~
wait[/quote]
giggle
aw shit - next thing ya know, it won’t be manly to e-giggle either.
fml~
[/quote]
Lets go with
fuckle~
Half chuckle and attitude with fuck it added in.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
men talking about clothes.
like wimmenz talking about cars.
hilar.[/quote]
Men typing “hilar”
[/quote]
LOL?
LMSFLAO? (laugh my silly fucking little ass off)
cmon, man - gimme some cool guidelines to follow.
[/quote]
We can’t give you cool guidelines until you answer the following:
How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?
What are your following measurements? Chest. Waist. Legs. Neck. Bicep. Dick(dick measurements start from the belly button)
How much can you deadlift?
Do you prefer cats or dogs. If you answer dogs, what breed is your favorite?
Pancakes or Waffles?
Shane or Rick?
How many ailments are you currently suffering from?
Squat rack curls… good or bad?
Do you eat food in the supermarket before paying for it?
Do you shake your weights?
Ass or Breasts?
Have you ever set off a lunk alarm?
Do you like Pina Coladas?
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
men talking about clothes.
like wimmenz talking about cars.
hilar.[/quote]
Men typing “hilar”
[/quote]
LOL?
LMSFLAO? (laugh my silly fucking little ass off)
cmon, man - gimme some cool guidelines to follow.
[/quote]
We can’t give you cool guidelines until you answer the following:
How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?
What are your following measurements? Chest. Waist. Legs. Neck. Bicep. Dick(dick measurements start from the belly button)
How much can you deadlift?
Do you prefer cats or dogs. If you answer dogs, what breed is your favorite?
Pancakes or Waffles?
Shane or Rick?
How many ailments are you currently suffering from?
Squat rack curls… good or bad?
Do you eat food in the supermarket before paying for it?
Do you shake your weights?
Ass or Breasts?
Have you ever set off a lunk alarm?
Do you like Pina Coladas?[/quote]
You forgot, Snuggie or Slanket?
this kinda chit?
Since when do dick measurements start from the belly button!?
^That’s not my style…but what the hell is wrong with it aside from the color?
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
Since when do dick measurements start from the belly button!?[/quote]
Passes out holding back race joke.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.
Most of these threads about clothes that don’t fit ARE dick measuring contests. Why else do you think all of these measurements are being thrown around. I simply said I think some are exaggerating. If that bothers you…why?[/quote]
goddammit! i have to agree with x again. shit. let this thread die, but not before i get a chance to mention another measurement of mine or post another flattering pic of myself. [/quote]
Let’s see more of your wife, buddy - how SHE does and doesn’t fit in certain clothes. Tell us about HER. And SHOW us about her. THAT’s what we’re here for now.[/quote]
you got a PM.
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.
Most of these threads about clothes that don’t fit ARE dick measuring contests. Why else do you think all of these measurements are being thrown around. I simply said I think some are exaggerating. If that bothers you…why?[/quote]
goddammit! i have to agree with x again. shit. let this thread die, but not before i get a chance to mention another measurement of mine or post another flattering pic of myself. [/quote]
Let’s see more of your wife, buddy - how SHE does and doesn’t fit in certain clothes. Tell us about HER. And SHOW us about her. THAT’s what we’re here for now.[/quote]
you got a PM. [/quote]
See now that hardly seems fair to the rest of us
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
haha, i change my avatar, it was a hot big booty model, my current one is my wife and I.
btw, i just read all your cervical spine issues, fuck, it sounds just like what I have, and yes, i too have radiculopathy, and cant sit or stand in a static position for any length of time.
FML,
add to that a partial torn meniscus in my left knee, total triceps tendon rupture in my left, a severe recent quad and hamstring tear (the quad tear was damn close to needing surgery)
ya, i get you, most of the guys our age who have been serious about heavy lifting for a LONG time, have plenty of scars and injuries to “brag” about, so it is hard to be impressed by others injuries when you have a list of your own.
[/quote]
I can’t even sit at a desk anymore. I had congenital stenosis operated on about 15 years ago and my cervical spine is just degenerative. I’m not sure how much is weightlifting related. It’s probably all the sports and everything in total.
[/quote]
shit man, thats brutal.
when i fly back to bama to see my girls, i have to get shitfaced wasted on valium and booze to be able to make the trip, and it is still awful.
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL.
Most of these threads about clothes that don’t fit ARE dick measuring contests. Why else do you think all of these measurements are being thrown around. I simply said I think some are exaggerating. If that bothers you…why?[/quote]
goddammit! i have to agree with x again. shit. let this thread die, but not before i get a chance to mention another measurement of mine or post another flattering pic of myself. [/quote]
Let’s see more of your wife, buddy - how SHE does and doesn’t fit in certain clothes. Tell us about HER. And SHOW us about her. THAT’s what we’re here for now.[/quote]
you got a PM. [/quote]
Sell out.