[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
I’ll find a XXL that fits ok in chest and shoulders but is baggy as hell in the waist and just looks goofy…
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You think YOU have problems with this ^ ?
Ha! Try needing XXL shirts AND being 5’8"!
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LMAO. I was thinking the same thing Push. The OP should try being 5’8" and 270+. [/quote]
That’s the dimensions of Rouge Vampire, lol. He said 285 lbs @ 5’8"
While I am not really a big man (more like a small female), I encourage all big men to shop at Eddie Bauer so you can arouse me with your plaid/cozyness/non-gay jeans.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
While I am not really a big man (more like a small female), I encourage all big men to shop at Eddie Bauer so you can arouse me with your plaid/cozyness/non-gay jeans.
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Amazing a Canadian woman is attracted to a lumberjack. 
J/K
[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, now we have to have pics for the price of admission to this elite club?[/quote]
Only if you want to complain about how your clothes don’t fit or you just want to please me.
Or you’re just an attention whore.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
While I am not really a big man (more like a small female), I encourage all big men to shop at Eddie Bauer so you can arouse me with your plaid/cozyness/non-gay jeans.
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Amazing a Canadian woman is attracted to a lumberjack.
J/K[/quote]
I like to think of them more like Wilderness Explorers, or bear whisperers…
it’s an ethnic thing.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
While I am not really a big man (more like a small female), I encourage all big men to shop at Eddie Bauer so you can arouse me with your plaid/cozyness/non-gay jeans.
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Amazing a Canadian woman is attracted to a lumberjack.
J/K[/quote]
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
While I am not really a big man (more like a small female), I encourage all big men to shop at Eddie Bauer so you can arouse me with your plaid/cozyness/non-gay jeans.
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Amazing a Canadian woman is attracted to a lumberjack.
J/K[/quote]
I like to think of them more like Wilderness Explorers, or bear whisperers…[/quote]
So you dont like Vikings…Good. Hillbillys are way better.
[quote]Christine wrote:
Or you’re just an attention whore.
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This.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
So you dont like Vikings…Good. Hillbillys are way better.[/quote]
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
So you dont like Vikings…Good. Hillbillys are way better.[/quote]
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[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
So you dont like Vikings…Good. Hillbillys are way better.[/quote]
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HHAAHHAHA I am totally saving that one!
Eddie Bauer is for Poseurs (is that the Canadian way to spell it?)
You get your Damned Flannels from the Damn Boot Barn when you go in there to buy some Damn Mink Oil and laces for your Damn Steel Toed Timberlands and check for sales on a new Damned Carhart jacket.
And then get your jeans at American Eagle. Hollerrrrrr!!!
^ the best plaid is at Academy
Noob question.
Are you supposed to puff up and spread the lats for a chest measurement or not?
If you can’t find what you need at the local feed store, chances are, you don’t need it.
oh, btw - Brad…hilar!
[quote]HRM wrote:
Noob question.
Are you supposed to puff up and spread the lats for a chest measurement or not?[/quote]
Do you suffer from gynomastia (sp?) Or ILS?
Otherwise, no.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I did usher the little lady into paradise [/quote]
official quote of 2012.
yep~
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
If you can’t find what you need at the local feed store, chances are, you don’t need it.
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Exactly! I shop at Big R! (And no, that does not necessarily stand for Big Rut…although I did usher the little lady into paradise in the dressing room there last February).[/quote]
Of course you did…
and twice in the parking lot, a bakers dozen in the local grainary silo, 4 more times at the Big R parking lot and then once in the mop closet at CoCo’s before heading out to some forgotten ordinance bunker to see if you could throw a couple more “rounds down range”
All before 2:00pm on a Tuesday.
You’re like the Jason Borne of fucking. Scanning every flat surface, shelf, nook, cranny, and grassy outcropping for an opportunity to get two-backed.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Eddie Bauer is for Poseurs (is that the Canadian way to spell it?)
You get your Damned Flannels from the Damn Boot Barn when you go in there to buy some Damn Mink Oil and laces for your Damn Steel Toed Timberlands and check for sales on a new Damned Carhart jacket.
And then get your jeans at American Eagle. Hollerrrrrr!!![/quote]
Mark’s Work Wearhouse!
