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[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]TigerTime wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
All I could get to was a tad over 49"…[/quote]
^^ 5’8" 220lbs

[quote]TigerTime wrote:
Lol sure, why not

46"
[/quote]
^^ 5’8" 165

3 inch difference? hmmmm…[/quote]

Chest has always been my strong point. I started lifting @ 125lbs with a 41" chest. Besides, I’m probably a lot leaner than Push. [/quote]

I’m 5’8" 185 lbs…

I need to find a tape measure.[/quote]

ohhhh this is turning into a good experiment.

CALLING ALL T NATION MEMBERS WHO ARE 5’7"-5’9"

Your chest measurements are required. thanks.

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[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]TigerTime wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
All I could get to was a tad over 49"…[/quote]
^^ 5’8" 220lbs

[quote]TigerTime wrote:
Lol sure, why not

46"
[/quote]
^^ 5’8" 165

3 inch difference? hmmmm…[/quote]

Chest has always been my strong point. I started lifting @ 125lbs with a 41" chest. Besides, I’m probably a lot leaner than Push. [/quote]

I’m 5’8" 185 lbs…

I need to find a tape measure.[/quote]

ohhhh this is turning into a good experiment.

CALLING ALL T NATION MEMBERS WHO ARE 5’7"-5’9"

Your chest measurements are required. thanks.
[/quote]

5’11" and somewhere around 245 (not all muscle as theres still much fat I have yet to banish from my temple)

Chest=49"
Waist=41"
Hips=45" (My biggest area for fat buildup…apparently I need to loosen my belts so it doesn’t all just get stuck there)

I know, I know. I’m over 5’9" but it doesn’t hurt to expand the talent pool a little.

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[quote]heavythrower wrote:
51 inches, maybe just a tad more…[/quote]

Come talk to me when you gain an inch bro

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[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
Talk to me when you gain another .5 inches…[/quote]

I’m surprised more people didn’t find that exchange funny.

I am going to spam this (along with variations to fit GAL/SAMA threads) until it becomes a forced meme on this board.

Much better than sammich and lolcat shiznit.[/quote]

lol, if there’s one thing professor X is good for, its the development of new memes

And believe me, im trying to make it stick

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LOL. You originally wrote 50" as the size of your chest. That 50" is what I was responding to, not your correction of “51.5”. But hey, you seem to really need the attention so I’m glad to help you out.

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[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
I have a 50 inch chest and a 35 inch waist currently. not freakish, but still a damn pain in the ass finding anything that tapers like that. [/quote]

You edited that at about the same time I quoted your post to respond

Yeah, but we all know the truth isn’t what you guys are after.

LOL at making up a meme that I didn’t write.

I could see if I wrote something about half an inch…but I didn’t…which makes the attempt sorta lame.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
I have a 50 inch chest and a 35 inch waist currently. not freakish, but still a damn pain in the ass finding anything that tapers like that. [/quote]

You edited that at about the same time I quoted your post to respond

Yeah, but we all know the truth isn’t what you guys are after.

LOL at making up a meme that I didn’t write.

I could see if In wrote something about half an inch…but I didn’t…which makes the attempt sorta lame.[/quote]

lol

I made my edit before you ever responded. I literaly made the post, and then thought to remeasure right away because i hadnt measured my chest in a while (because i suffered a minor left pec tear) and then decided to measure again. The whole fucking thing took about 5 minutes. And i said, probably 3 times, that if you want a pic for proof, ill get it. But i have the sneaking suspicion that you dont want to be proved wrong.

You’re right though, ill wait a month until my chest measures 52, because anyone can tell the difference in a 0.97% change in size.

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Dude, the post is still there. I was responding to the 50". Why would I give a damn about half an inch?

Go run quickly now and make your memes.

If I were you though, I would work on looking the part instead of worrying about everything I write in this thread like you seem to be.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, the post is still there. I was responding to the 50". Why would I give a damn about half an inch?

Go run quickly now and make your memes.

If I were you though, I would work on looking the part instead of worrying about everything I write in this thread like you seem to be.[/quote]

EDIT

pulled a ct rockula or however his name is spelled and made a needlessly long drunk post after bouncing all night and then hitting a strip joint.

Anyway…Yeah ill come back in .5 inches. Thats what we were talking about right?

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[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]TigerTime wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
All I could get to was a tad over 49"…[/quote]
^^ 5’8" 220lbs

[quote]TigerTime wrote:
Lol sure, why not

46"
[/quote]
^^ 5’8" 165

3 inch difference? hmmmm…[/quote]

Chest has always been my strong point. I started lifting @ 125lbs with a 41" chest. Besides, I’m probably a lot leaner than Push. [/quote]

I’m 5’8" 185 lbs…

I need to find a tape measure.[/quote]

ohhhh this is turning into a good experiment.

CALLING ALL T NATION MEMBERS WHO ARE 5’7"-5’9"

Your chest measurements are required. thanks.
[/quote]

Could not keep the tape measure in place for the pic, but 5’7" 160 w/ 45" chest.

I usually wear a size large shirt.

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[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]heavythrower wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
Since when do dick measurements start from the belly button!?[/quote]

I guess I should have specified that this handicap only applies to white and latino males.

Asians may measure from the sternum.[/quote]

waitaminute! did we not talk about this already. should you not be in the gym hitting some cleans or snatches…why are you wasting your time posting on this thread?

post a pic of you lifting or GTFO.[/quote]

Have a knot in my ass. Literally crawled out of bed this morning. So much pain. Have spent the day icing and massaging with a golf ball and pacing. Sitting too long hurts and it is difficult to stand up.

Can’t quite bend at the waist yet. Believe me, I’d rather be doing just about anything.

Oh, and your wife is a cutie. But I could already see that from your avi.
[/quote]

Piriformis stretch can do wonders sometimes. Sciatica Leg Pain Relief - Piriformis Syndrome Stretch - YouTube

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[quote]2busy wrote:

[quote]TigerTime wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
All I could get to was a tad over 49"…[/quote]
^^ 5’8" 220lbs

[quote]TigerTime wrote:
Lol sure, why not

46"
[/quote]
^^ 5’8" 165

3 inch difference? hmmmm…[/quote]

Chest has always been my strong point. I started lifting @ 125lbs with a 41" chest. Besides, I’m probably a lot leaner than Push. [/quote]

I’m 5’8" 185 lbs…

I need to find a tape measure.[/quote]

45 inches. Pic later for Christine. :wink:

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, the post is still there. I was responding to the 50". Why would I give a damn about half an inch?

Go run quickly now and make your memes.

If I were you though, I would work on looking the part instead of worrying about everything I write in this thread like you seem to be.[/quote]

that’s you…all about “looking the part” yet doing absolutely nothing. a “bodybuilder” that hadn’t seen his abs in a decade and never competed. nothing. and has the audacity to expect MOAR from others.

and for the record, i’ve never bragged about my lifts - I was a pedestrian powerlifter, and always acknowledged such but at least I competed. I’ve never denigrated anyone else’s lifts or “progress” unless I was fucking with them. I got as big as you without trying to be big and I was always stronger than you - whether you get in one car accident or ten.

And when I challenge you to deadlift, I’m challenging your simple-minded ass to compete at something you don’t pursue like when you challenge me to a beauty (take off your shirt) contest when you know I don’t give a flying fuck about BB (not even a mild passing interest). Since I now have a 4-pack I doubt you could win either contest. It don’t matter what lift it is; if it’s not some plate loaded bullshit machine, I’ll smoke your ass. It damn sure won’t be pushing the prowler now will it? LOL

What are the chances you shut the fuck up until you actually DO something? Anything. Fucking sitting there obsessing about other men’s measurements; you’re the fucking IDLEST “dentist” I know.

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[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, the post is still there. I was responding to the 50". Why would I give a damn about half an inch?

Go run quickly now and make your memes.

If I were you though, I would work on looking the part instead of worrying about everything I write in this thread like you seem to be.[/quote]

EDIT

pulled a ct rockula or however his name is spelled and made a needlessly wrong drunk post after bouncing all night and then hitting a strip joint.

Anyway…Yeah ill come back in .5 inches. Thats what we were talking about right?[/quote]

dude stop wasting your time; that silly motherfucker will argue the inane until the thread is locked. the fact is, he’s threatened by any other big guy in the room. sadly, he can’t escape that little kid in glasses that he was. once you understand this, you understand him.

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anyway gents, for you tape measure whores :slight_smile:

isn’t a proper chest measurement @ the nipples?

waist is at the belly button.

amiwrong?

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
anyway gents, for you tape measure whores :slight_smile:

isn’t a proper chest measurement @ the nipples?

waist is at the belly button.

amiwrong?[/quote]

Wrong. A proper chest measurement is over the thickest part of the chest.(upper chest) when you measure your arms, do you measure them at the lower bi’s, of course not. You measure them at the thickest point in the upper arm, same as chest.

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And here we go.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
anyway gents, for you tape measure whores :slight_smile:

isn’t a proper chest measurement @ the nipples?

waist is at the belly button.

amiwrong?[/quote]

Wrong. A proper chest measurement is over the thickest part of the chest.(upper chest) when you measure your arms, do you measure them at the lower bi’s, of course not. You measure them at the thickest point in the upper arm, same as chest. [/quote]
is it ok then to carry that over to measure dick size? cuz if yes, i just measured 14 inches, from tip to belly button

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, the post is still there. I was responding to the 50". Why would I give a damn about half an inch?

Go run quickly now and make your memes.

If I were you though, I would work on looking the part instead of worrying about everything I write in this thread like you seem to be.[/quote]

that’s you…all about “looking the part” yet doing absolutely nothing. a “bodybuilder” that hadn’t seen his abs in a decade and never competed. nothing. and has the audacity to expect MOAR from others.

and for the record, i’ve never bragged about my lifts - I was a pedestrian powerlifter, and always acknowledged such but at least I competed. I’ve never denigrated anyone else’s lifts or “progress” unless I was fucking with them. I got as big as you without trying to be big and I was always stronger than you - whether you get in one car accident or ten.

And when I challenge you to deadlift, I’m challenging your simple-minded ass to compete at something you don’t pursue like when you challenge me to a beauty (take off your shirt) contest when you know I don’t give a flying fuck about BB (not even a mild passing interest). Since I now have a 4-pack I doubt you could win either contest. It don’t matter what lift it is; if it’s not some plate loaded bullshit machine, I’ll smoke your ass. It damn sure won’t be pushing the prowler now will it? LOL

What are the chances you shut the fuck up until you actually DO something? Anything. Fucking sitting there obsessing about other men’s measurements; you’re the fucking IDLEST “dentist” I know. [/quote]

LOL. You’re hilarious. If you really take this shit that seriously as to challenge me over the internet like this, I fear for your kids.

All you do is talk shit and throw insults.

I mean, that’s pretty much ALL you do.

You’re insulting me for what now? I don’t even know what you do for a living and don’t care. Yet, for some reason, many of you sure do care how I spend my day. That means you are running out of material.

This post from you is silly. I thought you were a grown man.