[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
Since when do dick measurements start from the belly button!?[/quote]
I guess I should have specified that this handicap only applies to white and latino males.
Asians may measure from the sternum.[/quote]
waitaminute! did we not talk about this already. should you not be in the gym hitting some cleans or snatches…why are you wasting your time posting on this thread?
post a pic of you lifting or GTFO.[/quote]
Have a knot in my ass. Literally crawled out of bed this morning. So much pain. Have spent the day icing and massaging with a golf ball and pacing. Sitting too long hurts and it is difficult to stand up.
Can’t quite bend at the waist yet. Believe me, I’d rather be doing just about anything.
Oh, and your wife is a cutie. But I could already see that from your avi.
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hmmm i hope this issue you have is soft tissue related and not neurological. I know you talked to me some about this before, pm me with you symptoms and how this happened, maybe I can help. if it is soft tissue, go see a qualified ART guy ASAP. Tom63 is a very talented and knowledgeable ART/chiro, he can help assess you too. if you did something to the discs and this is radicular in nature, shit, that is much more complicated. it will ether get better or not. [/quote]
I really do think that it’s soft tissue and nothing more. The pain starts just under my lower back and goes down to the bottom of my knees. When I massage the knot where I believe the problem is, the pain will shoot down to my calf.
So, I made an appointment with an ART guy, but it’s not until Monday. I will just keep massaging and pacing until then.
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
^I’ve never said he doesn’t lift or doesn’t at least look like he lifts…but seriously, for all of the shit he talks, I would expect more.
Either way, this was honestly the most entertaining “pants too small” thread I’ve seen.
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, that tall guys think the height equals “mass”, that everyone has a waist UNDER 36" and that middle aged dudes love to brag about how much they deadlift.[/quote]
Lol.
A guy who (if i recall correctly) has squatted 700 and deadlifted over 600 can talk a lot of shit and everyone should listen, regardless how big he is.
If i recall correctly the guy who mentioned medium shirts said nothing about him being hyooge, he was simply observing how even smaller sized shirts now seem to be baggy in the waist for fat people.
I never equated being tall to having mass, you will spin everything that anyone says in a different light though so i shouldnt be surprised to see this. (however, i still stand by my chest measurement and i think most would say that equals mass)[/quote]
Nah I dont really think hes off at all, theres lifters on this site quite a bit stronger then that that do not talk any shit at all.
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Basically.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, etc.[/quote]
^ Guessing this is a subtle jab at me
Quick question, which part of me saying “medium shirts feel baggy around the mid section” are you reading as “I’m too hyuuuuge for medium shirts!”? If anything, what I said suggests the exact opposite. I really have no clue how you got that out of my post.
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, etc.[/quote]
^ Guessing this is a subtle jab at me
Quick question, which part of me saying “medium shirts feel baggy around the mid section” are you reading as “I’m too hyuuuuge for medium shirts!”? If anything, what I said suggests the exact opposite. I really have no clue how you got that out of my post.[/quote]
It was a subtle jab at someone who wears a medium shirt posting in this thread at all, not specifically what you wrote.
I didn’t quote you so why is sarcasm and hyperbole so foreign to so many of you?
This is getting silly.
Everyone, pleae get out your tape measures and a camera.
I expect pictures.
As a matter of fact, I think that pictures of chest measurements should be required before this thread goes any further. And anytime someone starts one of these threads.
Snap to it boys.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, etc.[/quote]
^ Guessing this is a subtle jab at me
Quick question, which part of me saying “medium shirts feel baggy around the mid section” are you reading as “I’m too hyuuuuge for medium shirts!”? If anything, what I said suggests the exact opposite. I really have no clue how you got that out of my post.[/quote]
It was a subtle jab at someone who wears a medium shirt posting in this thread at all, not specifically what you wrote.
I didn’t quote you so why is sarcasm and hyperbole so foreign to so many of you?[/quote]
Themadbro
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
You forgot, Snuggie or Slanket?
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i like the “forever lazy” , it has a zipper but flap so you can sit on the toilet without taking it off. oh and they are loose and baggy enough to contain my massive arms and legs. [/quote]
Forever Lazy is clearly the superior product here.[/quote]
Seconded
I’m 6’3 240lbs and I’ve been able to find big enough formal wear that I’m then able to give to my tailor to get that right fit. The bottom line is find a good tailor and stick with him.
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, etc.[/quote]
^ Guessing this is a subtle jab at me
Quick question, which part of me saying “medium shirts feel baggy around the mid section” are you reading as “I’m too hyuuuuge for medium shirts!”? If anything, what I said suggests the exact opposite. I really have no clue how you got that out of my post.[/quote]
Clearly you became so massive that you’re body couldnt resist its own gravitational pull, causing your mid section to implode upon itself, which results in shirts being baggy.
Plausible explanation.
[quote]Christine wrote:
This is getting silly.
Everyone, pleae get out your tape measures and a camera.
I expect pictures.
As a matter of fact, I think that pictures of chest measurements should be required before this thread goes any further. And anytime someone starts one of these threads.
Snap to it boys.[/quote]
Well if it wasnt a pissing contest before…
brb measureing chest
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, etc.[/quote]
^ Guessing this is a subtle jab at me
Quick question, which part of me saying “medium shirts feel baggy around the mid section” are you reading as “I’m too hyuuuuge for medium shirts!”? If anything, what I said suggests the exact opposite. I really have no clue how you got that out of my post.[/quote]
it is impossible to admit a subtle jab, because then it would not be subtle anymore, duh
I just measured myself
50 1/2 on the chest at the nipples
my waist is 41…damn (lol I guess thats why the athletic cut is ok for me!)
I can get jeans at baby Gap and they would still be loose, and I do like crazy leg extensions brah.
Why do I have a 41 inch waist yet my pant size is 36? They fit with some room to spare.
Oh and my E-peen is 13 inches…wide, us NY half jews have monster e-cocks
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, etc.[/quote]
^ Guessing this is a subtle jab at me
Quick question, which part of me saying “medium shirts feel baggy around the mid section” are you reading as “I’m too hyuuuuge for medium shirts!”? If anything, what I said suggests the exact opposite. I really have no clue how you got that out of my post.[/quote]
it is impossible to admit a subtle jab, because then it would not be subtle anymore, duh[/quote]
LOL
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I just measured myself
50 1/2 on the chest at the nipples
my waist is 41…damn (lol I guess thats why the athletic cut is ok for me!)
I can get jeans at baby Gap and they would still be loose, and I do like crazy leg extensions brah.
Why do I have a 41 inch waist yet my pant size is 36? They fit with some room to spare.
Oh and my E-peen is 13 inches…wide, us NY half jews have monster e-cocks[/quote]
New rules. We need pictures.
Also, I have heard that vanity sizing has started in men’s pants as well… Women have had to live with vanity sizing for a long time now. It’s why we are all size 6. But 41 to 36 does seam like a lot of vanity.
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I just measured myself
50 1/2 on the chest at the nipples
my waist is 41…damn (lol I guess thats why the athletic cut is ok for me!)
I can get jeans at baby Gap and they would still be loose, and I do like crazy leg extensions brah.
Why do I have a 41 inch waist yet my pant size is 36? They fit with some room to spare.
Oh and my E-peen is 13 inches…wide, us NY half jews have monster e-cocks[/quote]
New rules. We need pictures.
Also, I have heard that vanity sizing has started in men’s pants as well… Women have had to live with vanity sizing for a long time now. It’s why we are all size 6. But 41 to 36 does seam like a lot of vanity.[/quote]
I do wear 36 pants, was the baby gap comment vanity as well? and I see the “seam” thing you did, I will post pics if you do.
Edit…
Oh I see what you mean, your saying that the 36 is really 41 but the makers want to make me feel like Im not too much of a fatass, shit there goes my fitness modeling career.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I just measured myself
50 1/2 on the chest at the nipples
my waist is 41…damn (lol I guess thats why the athletic cut is ok for me!)
I can get jeans at baby Gap and they would still be loose, and I do like crazy leg extensions brah.
Why do I have a 41 inch waist yet my pant size is 36? They fit with some room to spare.
Oh and my E-peen is 13 inches…wide, us NY half jews have monster e-cocks[/quote]
New rules. We need pictures.
Also, I have heard that vanity sizing has started in men’s pants as well… Women have had to live with vanity sizing for a long time now. It’s why we are all size 6. But 41 to 36 does seam like a lot of vanity.[/quote]
I do wear 36 pants, was the baby gap comment vanity as well? and I see the “seam” thing you did, I will post pics if you do.[/quote]
HA. I believe that the size on your pants reads 36. I don’t know if baby gap vanity sizes, but, judging by all the fat babies there are, they probably do. I know that GAP vanity sizes women’s clothes.
My chest is not impressive enough for pictures. 
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I just measured myself
50 1/2 on the chest at the nipples
my waist is 41…damn (lol I guess thats why the athletic cut is ok for me!)
I can get jeans at baby Gap and they would still be loose, and I do like crazy leg extensions brah.
Why do I have a 41 inch waist yet my pant size is 36? They fit with some room to spare.
Oh and my E-peen is 13 inches…wide, us NY half jews have monster e-cocks[/quote]
New rules. We need pictures.
Also, I have heard that vanity sizing has started in men’s pants as well… Women have had to live with vanity sizing for a long time now. It’s why we are all size 6. But 41 to 36 does seam like a lot of vanity.[/quote]
I do wear 36 pants, was the baby gap comment vanity as well? and I see the “seam” thing you did, I will post pics if you do.[/quote]
HA. I believe that the size on your pants reads 36. I don’t know if baby gap vanity sizes, but, judging by all the fat babies there are, they probably do. I know that GAP vanity sizes women’s clothes.
My chest is not impressive enough for pictures. :)[/quote]
let me be the judge of that
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, etc.[/quote]
^ Guessing this is a subtle jab at me
Quick question, which part of me saying “medium shirts feel baggy around the mid section” are you reading as “I’m too hyuuuuge for medium shirts!”? If anything, what I said suggests the exact opposite. I really have no clue how you got that out of my post.[/quote]
It was a subtle jab at someone who wears a medium shirt posting in this thread at all, not specifically what you wrote.
I didn’t quote you so why is sarcasm and hyperbole so foreign to so many of you?[/quote]
… You’re saying that everyone in this thread who wears medium shirts thinks they’re too huge for medium shirts?
My apologies, I gave your complaint far too much credit. It actually makes much less sense than I thought.
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I just measured myself
50 1/2 on the chest at the nipples
my waist is 41…damn (lol I guess thats why the athletic cut is ok for me!)
I can get jeans at baby Gap and they would still be loose, and I do like crazy leg extensions brah.
Why do I have a 41 inch waist yet my pant size is 36? They fit with some room to spare.
Oh and my E-peen is 13 inches…wide, us NY half jews have monster e-cocks[/quote]
New rules. We need pictures.
Also, I have heard that vanity sizing has started in men’s pants as well… Women have had to live with vanity sizing for a long time now. It’s why we are all size 6. But 41 to 36 does seam like a lot of vanity.[/quote]
im always down for a pissing contest lol i took this 20 min ago before my shower, 51.5, 6 foot 244lbs
i tried to get it right on as much as i could it was hard as hell to hold it therr