Your girl is cute HT. You got nothing to worry about.
Alright dude, I cannot find your wife in the curves thread and I’m tired of searching!!! Can I get an assist or what?
on its way big man.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, some of these jackasses call anyone fat. The worst attacks come from the sorriest looking posters.[/quote]
LOL this is too good to make up.
You want it both ways - Marlo Stanfield[/quote]
I don’t want it both ways at all. I think if you talk shit, post like you are an expert or claim you are huge, you should have pics posted. You’ve never seen me ignore the progress someone has made to harp on them being a little above 15% body fat…yet many posters here do just that.
But hey, of course you won’t understand that because the only reason you just typed that was because you were already looking hard for just about anything to gripe about.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Your girl is cute HT. You got nothing to worry about. [/quote]
thanks x,
can we agree to bury the hatchet, at least for a few weeks now?
^Dude, you stop coming after me and I will stop throwing up every time you post a pic of yourself.
truce.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, some of these jackasses call anyone fat. The worst attacks come from the sorriest looking posters.[/quote]
LOL this is too good to make up.
You want it both ways - Marlo Stanfield[/quote]
I don’t want it both ways at all. I think if you talk shit, post like you are an expert or claim you are huge, you should have pics posted. You’ve never seen me ignore the progress someone has made to harp on them being a little above 15% body fat…yet many posters here do just that.
But hey, of course you won’t understand that because the only reason you just typed that was because you were already looking hard for just about anything to gripe about.[/quote]
BG can talk for himself and does not need my help, but he used to have a pic on his hub of him deadlifting 6 plates and some change outside on some sort of wooden deck, he has a tank top on;
he is not as jacked as you are, but he definitly was pretty lean and muscular.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
^Dude, you stop coming after me and I will stop throwing up every time you post a pic of yourself.
truce.[/quote]
pfft, you know you think I’m cute.
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
Since when do dick measurements start from the belly button!?[/quote]
I guess I should have specified that this handicap only applies to white and latino males.
Asians may measure from the sternum.
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Dude, some of these jackasses call anyone fat. The worst attacks come from the sorriest looking posters.[/quote]
i know, really! just about everybody who posts over there swears that they ONLY date like 9-10/10 girls supermodel types. [/quote]
Thats why i dont post in those forums too much. You click into one of those threads and all the sudden everyone on T-Nation is a master pickup artist, love guru, and wouldn’t touch anything less than Jessica Alba with a 10 foot pole. [/quote]
yep. hey its the internet, everyone is 245lbs with 6% bf, makes more money than Donald Trump, and is an MMA bad-ass with a pornstar size dick. [/quote]
Oh you, you’re just flattering me
^I’ve never said he doesn’t lift or doesn’t at least look like he lifts…but seriously, for all of the shit he talks, I would expect more.
Either way, this was honestly the most entertaining “pants too small” thread I’ve seen.
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, that tall guys think the height equals “mass”, that everyone has a waist UNDER 36" and that middle aged dudes love to brag about how much they deadlift.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
^I’ve never said he doesn’t lift or doesn’t at least look like he lifts…but seriously, for all of the shit he talks, I would expect more.
Either way, this was honestly the most entertaining “pants too small” thread I’ve seen.
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, that tall guys think the height equals “mass”, that everyone has a waist UNDER 36" and that middle aged dudes love to brag about how much they deadlift.[/quote]
well fuck professor, not everybody has 21 inch arms and can lift 20 plates each side on a hammer machine.
why cant old dudes like BG and myself brag a little bit about being able to still pull 600plus?
let us have SOME fun…
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
Since when do dick measurements start from the belly button!?[/quote]
I guess I should have specified that this handicap only applies to white and latino males.
Asians may measure from the sternum.[/quote]
waitaminute! did we not talk about this already. should you not be in the gym hitting some cleans or snatches…why are you wasting your time posting on this thread?
post a pic of you lifting or GTFO.
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Hip Scar wrote:
You forgot, Snuggie or Slanket?
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i like the “forever lazy” , it has a zipper but flap so you can sit on the toilet without taking it off. oh and they are loose and baggy enough to contain my massive arms and legs. [/quote]
Forever Lazy is clearly the superior product here.[/quote]
got mine on right now big man!
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
Since when do dick measurements start from the belly button!?[/quote]
I guess I should have specified that this handicap only applies to white and latino males.
Asians may measure from the sternum.[/quote]
waitaminute! did we not talk about this already. should you not be in the gym hitting some cleans or snatches…why are you wasting your time posting on this thread?
post a pic of you lifting or GTFO.[/quote]
Have a knot in my ass. Literally crawled out of bed this morning. So much pain. Have spent the day icing and massaging with a golf ball and pacing. Sitting too long hurts and it is difficult to stand up.
Can’t quite bend at the waist yet. Believe me, I’d rather be doing just about anything.
Oh, and your wife is a cutie. But I could already see that from your avi.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
^I’ve never said he doesn’t lift or doesn’t at least look like he lifts…but seriously, for all of the shit he talks, I would expect more.
Either way, this was honestly the most entertaining “pants too small” thread I’ve seen.
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, that tall guys think the height equals “mass”, that everyone has a waist UNDER 36" and that middle aged dudes love to brag about how much they deadlift.[/quote]
Lol.
A guy who (if i recall correctly) has squatted 700 and deadlifted over 600 can talk a lot of shit and everyone should listen, regardless how big he is.
If i recall correctly the guy who mentioned medium shirts said nothing about him being hyooge, he was simply observing how even smaller sized shirts now seem to be baggy in the waist for fat people.
I never equated being tall to having mass, you will spin everything that anyone says in a different light though so i shouldnt be surprised to see this. (however, i still stand by my chest measurement and i think most would say that equals mass)
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
Since when do dick measurements start from the belly button!?[/quote]
I guess I should have specified that this handicap only applies to white and latino males.
Asians may measure from the sternum.[/quote]
waitaminute! did we not talk about this already. should you not be in the gym hitting some cleans or snatches…why are you wasting your time posting on this thread?
post a pic of you lifting or GTFO.[/quote]
Have a knot in my ass. Literally crawled out of bed this morning. So much pain. Have spent the day icing and massaging with a golf ball and pacing. Sitting too long hurts and it is difficult to stand up.
Can’t quite bend at the waist yet. Believe me, I’d rather be doing just about anything.
Oh, and your wife is a cutie. But I could already see that from your avi.
[/quote]
hmmm i hope this issue you have is soft tissue related and not neurological. I know you talked to me some about this before, pm me with you symptoms and how this happened, maybe I can help. if it is soft tissue, go see a qualified ART guy ASAP. Tom63 is a very talented and knowledgeable ART/chiro, he can help assess you too. if you did something to the discs and this is radicular in nature, shit, that is much more complicated. it will ether get better or not.
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
^I’ve never said he doesn’t lift or doesn’t at least look like he lifts…but seriously, for all of the shit he talks, I would expect more.
Either way, this was honestly the most entertaining “pants too small” thread I’ve seen.
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, that tall guys think the height equals “mass”, that everyone has a waist UNDER 36" and that middle aged dudes love to brag about how much they deadlift.[/quote]
Lol.
A guy who (if i recall correctly) has squatted 700 and deadlifted over 600 can talk a lot of shit and everyone should listen, regardless how big he is.
If i recall correctly the guy who mentioned medium shirts said nothing about him being hyooge, he was simply observing how even smaller sized shirts now seem to be baggy in the waist for fat people.
I never equated being tall to having mass, you will spin everything that anyone says in a different light though so i shouldnt be surprised to see this. (however, i still stand by my chest measurement and i think most would say that equals mass)[/quote]
Nah I dont really think hes off at all, theres lifters on this site quite a bit stronger then that that do not talk any shit at all.
[quote]Blackaggar wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
^I’ve never said he doesn’t lift or doesn’t at least look like he lifts…but seriously, for all of the shit he talks, I would expect more.
Either way, this was honestly the most entertaining “pants too small” thread I’ve seen.
We now know everyone thinks they are too big for even medium shirts, that tall guys think the height equals “mass”, that everyone has a waist UNDER 36" and that middle aged dudes love to brag about how much they deadlift.[/quote]
Lol.
A guy who (if i recall correctly) has squatted 700 and deadlifted over 600 can talk a lot of shit and everyone should listen, regardless how big he is.
If i recall correctly the guy who mentioned medium shirts said nothing about him being hyooge, he was simply observing how even smaller sized shirts now seem to be baggy in the waist for fat people.
I never equated being tall to having mass, you will spin everything that anyone says in a different light though so i shouldnt be surprised to see this. (however, i still stand by my chest measurement and i think most would say that equals mass)[/quote]
Nah I dont really think hes off at all, theres lifters on this site quite a bit stronger then that that do not talk any shit at all.
[/quote]
That’s true, just as there are lifters a good deal more developed than X on this site who dont really talk shit either. At the end of the day, both X and BG are both pretty damn accomplished in their respective pursuits. To “Expect more” based on the way they post is ridiculous.