How the fuck do you know I have Pokemon bedsheets?
HOW?
EXPLAIN!!!
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I just assumed the two of you were fucking at this point… no?
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hopefully neither of them are married.
Hopefully, I’m out of meds.
dt79 just couldn’t finish his dinner. His mom noticed he looked beside himself, kindly she inquired “Honey boo boo, what is a matter? You haven’t even touched your spinach. You know spinach is good for growing boys.” She patted him on his tummy briefly, but his withdrawn disposition did not change.
“Mom.” dt79 asked timidly. “Am I as cool as Aero51?”
His mom could tell he was hurt by something Mr. Aero did, this was a conversation she didn’t expect to have.
“Well, mom, am I.” he prompted a second time, noting her silence.
“Eat your veggies sweetie and we will discuss this later. If you finish your veggies we can go with Daddy to get icecream.” she replied in an attempt to deflect the question.
“Mom Im super serioouuss. Tell mmmmeeeee!” his eyes watering up. That spinach wasn’t going to eat itself.
She knew she couldn’t wait any longer. “Well son…” she said with hesitation, “nobody will ever be as cool as Aero51.”
dt79 was hurt, his mom perceived this, the verbal lashing, the lashing of truth, cut deep into his ego. Little did he know, he AND aero shared similar ancestry. Was it too soon to tell him? Could he be ‘the one’? No. Not now. The prophecy didn’t predict it would come so soon!
“At most dear, you are 50% as cool as Aero.” His mother called in his father. It was time to have…the talk.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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Mods, please don’t delete his latest post again. It’s hilarious and I’m not offended.
Give me money and Ill write a whole book. And where the hell did your other post go. That was my formal response.
I didn’t realize dt is Cartman.
Ha! I made fun of a vertically challenged guy just the other day in the steroid section.
Please tell me it was that wektor kid or whatever it was.
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So, you’re right, you just compared having sex with the same person to eating the same meat - so, instead of just vagina you compared the act of sex to eating meat … not sure if that really helps you out or not…
Lol I wish… Stole that Poltergeist reference from the midget fight episode.
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i didnt even use the word meat… where are you getting your facts from?
Deleted along with yours lol. I was seriously not joking or trying to be an asshole with the beta orbitor thing.
I don’t even know what a beta orbiter is. I looked it up and it is basically a guy who has lots of friends that are girls and he tries to get with them and fails. I have very few female friends, and I don’t like doing favors for women because they tend to take advantage. Yes I probably sound like an ass but I don’t care.
Perhaps I used the wrong interwebz terminology.
Any MGTOW guys here?
meal meat … potato tomato what you gonna do?
You’re not going to address your ignorant comparison and keep deflecting … so, enjoy the rest of you day. d-bag
ok so now im comparing a vagina to a potato or a tomato… hmmmmm.
you are?? damn dude, you need to go eat something … I think you’re hypoglycemic - you’re hallucinating.
(Punctuation is important)
holds head in hands…