funny stuff shortdave.
Well, my name is Jesse. I was meeting a whole bunch of friends one night a long time ago and when I showed up the first one who noticed me walk up was a guy named Josh, who (in the way that only Josh can do it) points at me and yells: “JESSERSMACK!!” real fast. It just stuck after that.
I was a heavyweight wrestler in college, and my college football # was 78
I blast T all over the place. The walls and ceilings are not immune to my blastivness. TC gave me the idea from his illegal autobiography.
The title of a southern hot sauce. I nearly shit my pants when i heard it. I fell in love with it and the rest is history.
~Jason
Mine’s a fairly standard mathematical structure used in non-standard analysis. I chose it at one board since I thought it sounded cool and probably wouldn’t be taken. You’d be surprised at how often I have to pick a second name.
when i started at university i was very quiet and only had a few friends so no one knew my name but they would always see me riding my bmx or my mountain bike and so everyone would just refer to me as bikeboy. it is a lot better than my old nickname of “sheep head” cos of my blond curly hair.
I’m a police officer although because of my handle many think I’m a lawyer. I got the term from ‘Pulp Fiction’ in reference to a cop. It just stuck.
My friends used to call me Big Nasty cause i had a huge goatee, never trimmed for 6 months. I’m from Indianapolis AKA Naptown. Put the 2 together.
Last name’s Fisher. Back in high school, and now in college, people would call me fishdog. 70 was my football number.
Brad=first name
TGIF=last name is Friday
I took a few classes in Japanese. “Choto” means “small” in Japanese. I’m not small. It’s a joke.
One day waayyyy back in high school,during a wrestling meet,some kid from some military academy was flat whippin’ my ass.In the third period,I was on top,and the shit threw his head back and smashed my face,bloodied my nose and loosened some teeth.So,I figured,wtf,we restarted the period,I just jumped on his punk ass,grabbed him by the head,and bashed it as many times as I could into the mat before the refs could stop me.Basher just stuck,has for 30yrs.
tok means something like a crazy person in swedish. sometime a couple of years back i was drunk, i dont remember what i did but my friends started calling me tok or token(the tok). i was actually the calm guy, the one who gave me the nick name was the really crazy one, often smashing up cars and stuff when he was drunk.
DBMuscle was ripped off from JB (just don’t tell him).
I think I first heard mine on an old Cheech and Chong tape…
BMF
Basher, that is a funny story. i cant shake the mental image of you someone pounding someone elses head into the mat repeatedly. how long did it take the referee to stop you?
My friends always made fun of peoples last names, and they were good at it. Until they tried my name (Waldrop) couldnt come up with anything, stubbled and said “big wall.” They later came up with walnut, and nutdrop, but as soon as i started to read t-mag, the name started coming back. I liked it, so i choose it as my Handle for life and also the name for my web design company BigWallStudios.com , you can check out my best work to date at:
Aside from the obvious meaning of nikkiknockers, it actually started with my best friends dad, I know, that sounds REALLY bad! In the Rockies inaugural season, my best friend and her family went to a game. During the game a plane with a banner following it flew overhead and read “Come see NikkiKnockers nude at Deja Vu.” My friends little brother, who was like 9 at the time looked at his dad and asked what NikkiKnockers is and everyone around them started listening, anticipating how he would answer.
I am not actually sure how he answered, but I am the only Nikki he has ever known, so he started calling me NikkiKnockers. Depsite the innocence of the story, it still sounds weird that a friends dad calls me that 
i got all da styles…
jaystyles