Everything at the gym is great. Not too many squat rack curlers or other shit to make fun of until you get to the locker room. All I go in there for is to store my shit in a locker until I am done. But in the 2 minutes I am in there, I always have to see some naked guy that just showered, standing at the sinks with his balls resting on the fucking counter, shaving his face. The whole shaving at the gym is weird too. If you have to be presentable after your workout, shave before you leave home unless you’re the fucking wolfman. Put some fucking clothes on before you shave!
Then today, the next level. Naked dude that always rests his nuts on the counter while shaving is having a conversation with 2 other guys in the area of all the lockers. ND is obviously totally naked, standing there talking to these other old dudes with one leg up on a bench, maybe to air out his nuts.
That’s my rant for today. Who says testosterone doesn’t make you aggressive? Kill everyone!!!
I store my shit in my car to avoid situations like this. The only time I go to the locker room/restroom is when I need to take a shit, and in these situations I just keep my head down and walk through straight to the stalls.
It’s a locker room, people walk around naked, deal with it.
The resting the balls on the counter thing is a little far out, but seeing naked dudes in the locker room is pretty normal. Maybe I’m just used to it from playing collegiate athletics and cruising around naked in one everyday, but I think it’s a pretty common occurrence.
If you want to eliminate the balls on the counter thing, I suggest applying a line of crazy glue along the edge of the counter before everyone else gets there…
fuck that shit lol. I workout at my college gym and sometimes that shit happens but usually I flip around quickly enough so Im not molested by jackasses and make a habit of eyes down to the floor.
[quote]Extremepain wrote:
Everything at the gym is great. Not too many squat rack curlers or other shit to make fun of until you get to the locker room. All I go in there for is to store my shit in a locker until I am done. But in the 2 minutes I am in there, I always have to see some naked guy that just showered, standing at the sinks with his balls resting on the fucking counter, shaving his face. The whole shaving at the gym is weird too. If you have to be presentable after your workout, shave before you leave home unless you’re the fucking wolfman. Put some fucking clothes on before you shave!
Then today, the next level. Naked dude that always rests his nuts on the counter while shaving is having a conversation with 2 other guys in the area of all the lockers. ND is obviously totally naked, standing there talking to these other old dudes with one leg up on a bench, maybe to air out his nuts.
That’s my rant for today. Who says testosterone doesn’t make you aggressive? Kill everyone!!![/quote]
This is no win. Buy a home gym or go home to clean up.
If you want to eliminate the balls on the counter thing, I suggest applying a line of crazy glue along the edge of the counter before everyone else gets there…
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I can’t wait until I’m like 80. Then I will walk around naked, half-dressed all the time. I’ll spit on people, kick women’s little dogs, drink all day, scream at the children going to and from school. And I’ll rest my balls on EVERY counter, even the check out counter at the grocery store.
If anyone tries to intervene, I’ll just go “But, I’m old. Why, when I was your age sonny, we had respect for our elders damn it! Now you kids got that damn internet, and everything went to hell!” No one would fuck with a crazy old guy.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I can’t wait until I’m like 80. Then I will walk around naked, half-dressed all the time. I’ll spit on people, kick women’s little dogs, drink all day, scream at the children going to and from school. And I’ll rest my balls on EVERY counter, even the check out counter at the grocery store.
If anyone tries to intervene, I’ll just go “But, I’m old. Why, when I was your age sonny, we had respect for our elders damn it! Now you kids got that damn internet, and everything went to hell!” No one would fuck with a crazy old guy.
Man, that’s going to be fucking awesome.[/quote]
Plus you can shit the bed and no-one blinks an eye.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I can’t wait until I’m like 80. Then I will walk around naked, half-dressed all the time. I’ll spit on people, kick women’s little dogs, drink all day, scream at the children going to and from school. And I’ll rest my balls on EVERY counter, even the check out counter at the grocery store.
If anyone tries to intervene, I’ll just go “But, I’m old. Why, when I was your age sonny, we had respect for our elders damn it! Now you kids got that damn internet, and everything went to hell!” No one would fuck with a crazy old guy.
Man, that’s going to be fucking awesome.[/quote]
My grandfather-in-law has slapped waitresses’ asses and then said, “What, I don’t know any better, I’ve got dementia!”
yeah what the fuck. I walked into the locker room the other day and what do I see, some old guy laying down on his side on the bench butt ass naked with his ass facing the entrance.
What the Fuck
I think some guys in the locker room are fruit cakes and just like being naked around people even tho its all dudes.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
yeah what the fuck. I walked into the locker room the other day and what do I see, some old guy laying down on his side on the bench butt ass naked with his ass facing the entrance.
What the Fuck
I think some guys in the locker room are fruit cakes and just like being naked around people even tho its all dudes.[/quote]
Some don’t even need a locker room. My ex-Mother-in-law’s office had a Xmas photo of everyone taken, including the really old (like 80) dude who founded the firm. When people got the picture it turns out the he was standing there, front row center with his pants unzipped and his junk hanging out, smiling.