What's Broscience?

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
Seriously bro, why you got to be such an interwebz hater bro?

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lol !!

Bro, my biceps are so sore I can’t even type right now.

I think I’m gonna a few more sets of curls before I go back to sleep.

BRO, Yesterday I did 225 for ASSISTED BENCH BRO!

[quote]matko5 wrote:
BRO, Yesterday I did 225 for ASSISTED BENCH BRO![/quote]

good shit bro. Some tool was using the squat rack today for front squats… I couldn’t do barbell curls bro.

[quote]elusive wrote:
matko5 wrote:
BRO, Yesterday I did 225 for ASSISTED BENCH BRO!

good shit bro. Some tool was using the squat rack today for front squats… I couldn’t do barbell curls bro. [/quote]

Oh man, bro. Wat did you do fur curlz den?

[quote]matko5 wrote:
elusive wrote:
matko5 wrote:
BRO, Yesterday I did 225 for ASSISTED BENCH BRO!

good shit bro. Some tool was using the squat rack today for front squats… I couldn’t do barbell curls bro.

Oh man, bro. Wat did you do fur curlz den?[/quote]

I just did abz instead bro. Had to flex them in the mirror between sets to see if they changed from 2 minutes ago. Bro they were sick!

Bros! i came to the gym today swaggin mah Gucci sunglasses and mad hataz be hatin on me!
I was like: Bro! You jealous cuz I got dat swagga!
Then I showed that bro who’s the real bro by out curling him by 5 lbs! Fuckin bro, bro!

[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
Bros! i came to the gym today swaggin mah Gucci sunglasses and mad hataz be hatin on me!
I was like: Bro! You jealous cuz I got dat swagga!
Then I showed that bro who’s the real bro by out curling him by 5 lbs! Fuckin bro, bro![/quote]

bro!

lol bro.

Is brah-science a sub-branch of broscience or a separate branch altogether?

It’s bro-science with a bit more attitude and swagga. Can be dangerous if you ain’t fly enough to handly that hot shit bro. It’s like the bro of bro-science. Like the holy grail of bro-dom. The Zeus of Bro-lympus Mountain. The bro-tit to the bro-tat. Deep shit and fukn skanks bro.

[quote]JoabSonOfZeruiah wrote:
So who are the people that are all studies and say stuff like “there are no studies to show the body needs more than .8 grams of protein per kg of body weight to gain muscle, dude all that protein will harm your kidneys, there’s no point in bulking ,etc…” and generally avoid common sense or anything said by the guys who are actually got big?[/quote]

Those are the Pubmed-masturbators.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Is brah-science a sub-branch of broscience or a separate branch altogether?[/quote]

I’m pretty sure it is a west coast branch developed originally by surfers. Not necessarily out of a different sport, because technically it is the same application of communication/knowledge, but mainly due to local dialect and pronunciation.

As it’s application became exponentially greater due to the interwebz, a critical opalescence Critical opalescence - Wikipedia ) has taken place, leading some to believe that there should be a transition to liquid state, which has been observed in some parts of Indiana.

When this occurs it is speculated that the homogenized(no homo) form will cause a chain reaction of high fives and chest bumps that should resemble the effect of a cobalt bomb- Cobalt bomb - Wikipedia

One can only deduce from this that as they work on their “gunz” and race continually towards an improvement of their arms through continuous application of bro-science that the fallout of the nuclear era has and will continue, with effects that still have yet to manifest.

Ya feel me, bro? (no homo)

(writers note- The use of per-se was avoided in the writing of this written piece of writing in order to make room for my new word which I would like to abuse continuously and with great redundancy as I traverse the pitfalls of being poorly educated and barely literate.)

Bro, you gotta be careful to balance science with the arts (no homo). This site is your be all, end all, solution to all things that bro science does not explain.

Later! Gotta go do some burnouts, brah!

hahah theres some funny shit in this thread. I completely agree with the word hater…anything disagree or you don’t like…makes you a hater…haha i just don’t get it.
haha anyways I’m going back to the previous page to laugh at some of the shit you guys are saying. keep it up bros haha.

[quote]rasturai wrote:
hahah theres some funny shit in this thread. I completely agree with the word hater…anything disagree or you don’t like…makes you a hater…haha i just don’t get it.
haha anyways I’m going back to the previous page to laugh at some of the shit you guys are saying. keep it up bros haha.[/quote]

don’t be a hater, bro!

[quote]johnconkle wrote:
Bro, you gotta be careful to balance science with the arts (no homo). [/quote]

LOL

so i’d assume everyone here grunts when they get their swell on in the gym, cuz they want everyone to see how jacked and tan they are?