In case you’ve ever entertained thoughts of dating Harrison Ford, let this be a lesson to you all. If I didn’t tell you that this thing used to be Calista Flockhart I know you wouldn’t have guessed it. Instead, you probably would have left some comments asking why I was posting pictures of strange sewer creatures. And then I’d make up some terrible lie about starting a sewer creature fan club, but eventually you’d find out it was actually Calista Flockhart and we’d have a big fight because I lied to you, and trust is the only thing we have in this world, baby.
As unhealthy as she looked as a stick, it was still way more appealing than this. A plate of monkey feces is more appealing than this."
I was told anybody that has to wear a lot of makeup like actors and actresses do, look like ass out of makeup. Too much makeup under hot lights like a set ends up drying out the skin more than moderate makeup worn at the office. I don’t have first hand knowledge of this; this is just what an ex-model told me.
“The face that launched a thousand ships
Is sinking fast, that happens you know,
The water gets below.
Seems not very long ago
Lovelier she was than any that I know.”
I don’t understand that picture. How do you go from this to that? If makeup is that good, there are a shitload of people that should be in movies down at Walmart right now.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I don’t understand that picture. How do you go from this to that? If makeup is that good, there are a shitload of people that should be in movies down at Walmart right now.[/quote]
Yeah, there’s no makeup in existence that’s THAT good. If there is, I would be okay with doubling my income taxes to see that every woman gets some at the gov’t expense.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I don’t understand that picture. How do you go from this to that? If makeup is that good, there are a shitload of people that should be in movies down at Walmart right now.[/quote]
Unless she underwent the world’s worst nose job there is no way those two pics are of the same person.
