What Physique Would You Like for Yourself?

I really think that those of you who are going to have sex with a dude need to think this through a bit more.

At some point - probably when the guy is laying on top of you, slobbering on your neck, pawing at your tits, and jack-hammering away - you’re going to realize that you really don’t like dudes and this whole thing was a terrible mistake.

Which is why I, for one, will be cruising dyke bars for straight girls who are looking to experiment. Do you realize how many bi-curious straight girls are out there? And how much they’re despised by lesbians? Low hanging fruit.