What Makes a Real Man

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[quote]BSrunner wrote:
ctschneider wrote:
RickyRick wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
I am a man because I have a penis

No need to get much more technical than that now that I think about it.

Actually, you might want to add testicles to that list.

A man who has a penis but no testicles is a eunuch, not a man.

Of course, a man who has testicles but no penis probably has to sit down to take a leak - which is not very manly.

When I wake up with morning wood I sit down to take a leak so that I don’t splatter. Does that makes me a man or make me not a man?
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A REAL man would be able to calculate the trajectory angle required to piss from geosynchronous orbit.

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If it was geosynchronous, wouldn’t you just piss straight down?

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[quote]Otep wrote:
A real man can post once and have it show up six or seven times.[/quote]

Do you mean like when Mak “accidentally” hits the “submit” button six times in row to raise his post count?

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Duh

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[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I’m a real man.

And just like every other guy on T-Nation:

I have a 18 inch cock. It’s so massive that some women are scared of it. My dick is so awesome and huge that I have actually had women propose to it. Serious. It’s the BIG fucking dick.

I have 2% bodyfat, and I don’t have to diet to maintain it. It just comes naturally because of my super-awesome-hyper metabolism.

I’m fucking jacked and cut. I weigh 250, and I can bench 600 lbs. for reps, squat 800 lbs. for reps, and deadlift an entire metric ton. I aint’ lying about my lifts either, if you think I am you are obviously insanely jealous. Quit hating on me because I am strong.

I bang a different supermodel every night, and not just one supermodel, but several at a time. And they do whatever I tell them to do willingly.

I make 100 million dollars a year as a pornstar, and I only do scenes with 18 year olds.

I moonlight as a rockstar/astronaut/ninja/pirate on the weekends.

I am also a MMA cage fighter. I am so fucking tough, hard, and badass that I don’t even need to train. I can fuck anyone up anywhere, anytime. Bring it bitch, I’ll fuck you up to because I’m so hardcore and badass.

Females cream their panties when I walk by. Males cower in fear. And if they aren’t cowering in fear it’s because they are stunned by my awesomeness, or they are too busy getting their shit fucked up by me.

I have a 300 IQ. Mensa keeps sending me membership requests, but fuck that shit. Those people are a bunch of nerds. I’m so fucking super smart, super sexy, and super badass. God I’m fucking awesome. You wish you could be as fucking super-awesome as I am.

Oh, and I also played high school football. I scored 4 touchdowns in one game.

Fuck, I’m so awesome.[/quote]

fucking hilarious

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[quote]masse wrote:
skaz05 = skaz21?

its funny your parody describes me almost exactly…[/quote]

What’s up masse!

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[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Was the 4 TD’s in one hs football game from Al Bundy in Married with children?[/quote]

Correct. I played high school football, I know the score!

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[quote]skaz05 wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
Was the 4 TD’s in one hs football game from Al Bundy in Married with children?

Correct. I played high school football, I know the score![/quote]

Haha nice reference, I just watched that episode the other day.

The subject of this post reminds me of this (skip to 2:25):

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Not reading articles like that makes you a man.

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I fail. I guess I’ll go cut my dick off now.

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It’s ok gnr, I posted gibberish earlier … facepalm.

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[quote]Otep wrote:
A real man can post once and have it show up six or seven times.[/quote]

aha