You guys with your fancy technology. I like to imagine a good old fashion peep hole is at play here.
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bed was next to wall and it wasnāt screwed into the floor or wallā¦ and we were also positioned pretty weird.
Bed is really narrow and we went closer to wall not to fall down.
And I still have no idea what the hell did she do with her leg when she knocked us overā¦
Lucky for me it happened when we were changing positionā¦ otherwise my D would probably get hurtā¦
When I was younger in a fit of rageā¦I broke a friends collar bone. But i will admitted I cried afterwords.
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hereās a good one. got in a bit of trouble for this.
I was in a public park, high on coke, at like 5am following a long binge, walking around like a crazy person, talking to early morning joggers. I had an open bag of coke just sitting on my front seat, parked nearby. Someone called the cops on me, I got arrested, felony possession. Fortunately, I was able to go through a court ordered drug rehab program that kept this off my record.
Another time, I was driving home drunk at like 3am. Ran out of gas about a block away from home. I started pushing my car on the drivers side door towards my garage. Went up a slight incline, and the car began to roll back towards me. The door hit a post as the car rolled backwards, and came off its hinge. I almost got run over. And the car ended up in the middle of a park. I found a homeless guy to help me push the car from there. Driving without a door the next day was amusing.
Another time, I got pulled over driving drunk with a handful of friends in my car, also late night. I knew the officer, he gave me a few sobriety tests, told me I was drunk. I said yep. He let me off with a warning, then asked if I wanted to take a breathalyzer to see how drunk I was. I said yep. Blew a .25. Officer told me to go home, and he didnāt want to see me again that night. An hour later he happened to drive by as I was walking to the convenience store to buy cigarettes. He didnāt like that. Still stayed out of jail.
Another time, I was playing poker all night, won a bunch of money, and the guy that ran the house asked if I wanted to take a prostitute home with me. I said yep. Took her home. I was high as hell, had zero interest in fucking her. So i basically paid her a couple hundred bucks to hang out while I watched youtube videos and talked her ear off.
Iāve probably done worse things, but these stories came to mind first. I have a lot of stories.
All of these things were over 10 years ago. I condone none of this behavior. But it is what it is.
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Oh man, that story reminds me of a girl who a friend and I fondly called āfall asleep girlā, after I fell asleep in the middle of a blowjob. I thought it was hilarious. Woke up the next morning and she was gone.
Iāve really never mixed drugs and sex. Just not a thing that worked well for me. I donāt even really like to drink and have sex, generally. Sober is better.
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Worst thingās iāve done. Hmmm i can think of a couple.
Stealing my mums car when i was 12 and going for a joyride.
Started a fire at my birthday party with sparklers when i was like 6
Killed a bunch of goldfish by accident because i poured too much of their food in.
Stolen money.
Tried to Sabotage million dollar farm machinery at a farming event a few weeks before the event took place (i was with my mate but we got caught when we were doing it).
Iām really glad that part of my life is over. 12-14 i went through a kinda rebellious stage.
Coke is the devil. It was my drug of choice - probably still is, I just donāt do it - but I never stopped til all the coke or all my money was gone. And I bullshit, exaggerate, lie, talk, babble nonstop on it. Definitely had some wild times on it, but itās scary when I think of the state I was in some mornings.
And the depression coming downā¦I swear to god it could be the first day of a week long vacation in the Caribbean and if I had done coke the night before, I would feel like dying.
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Iāve never done anything awful. Not intentionally. Although with 2 of the 4 girls Iāve dated in the last 3 years, we talked a lot about the future and then I broke up with them shortly after. A girl did that to me once and it fucking sucked, but that thought never went through my head when I did it to them.
It wasnāt so much me being mean as it was me being ignorant. But from their perspectives, I can see how theyād think I was an asshole. With the last one, I believe I had justification. She claimed she was tired of being overweight (she hid it really well with her clothing choices, I am a fool) and that she exercised every night. 20 minutes of zumba 2-3 nights a week in her TV room. Apparently that is what some of the general population considers to be exercise. It occurred to me that she was never going to lose any weight, seeing as she had no interest in changing her diet or doing serious exerciseāthat is not someone I wanted to spend my time with. And no, I didnāt tell her that when we broke upā¦although if I had, THAT would be the worst thing Iād ever done.
Edit: I broke my little sisterās leg 12 or 13 years ago. Pushed her off a bed and then jumped on her leg while she was laying on the floor. No remorse, no regret. She is a beautiful young woman now and I donāt think she harbors any resentment towards me for that. Not that I can tell anyways
Well, now Iām glad I never did drugs 
A friend of mine went vegan. I told him it was cool, and implied it didnāt change the way I thought about him. It was a lie.
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My ex girlfriend was vegan.
She asked me to choose between her and my meat eating lifestyle.
- Thatās the reason why sheās my ex.
I just told her that Iām gonna get myself a burger or kebab or something, and told her goodbyeā¦ and sent her several selfies eating meat afterwardsā¦
ā¦she blocked me at the endā¦
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She was probably upset that you never disclosed your desire to give oral sex at food stands. To find out via a photo being sent to you is pretty confronting. If you sent several, I can understand why she blocked you.
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This has me dying xD
Satisfying. Childish, but oh so satisfying.
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You guys have rather strong feelings about ones food choices. Especially if they are born out of a strong believe to do the right thing for animals and/ or enviroment.
Disclaimer: No, I am not a vegan. I just donāt get why so many people feel offended or frightened by people who chose an alternative eating lifestyle.
I get if someone preaches about their eating habits like it is his religion is annoying but I see that just as much in meat/ regular eating peole (think of bacon and pizza hype)
You can certainly think that the choice to not eat dairy or meat is wrong or stupid, but be mature about it.
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I remember going out with a girl who I am certain let things progrsss that night purely because I didnāt order pasta, vegetables only, chicken or fish.
People are strange.
I was (hopefully) clearly joking. We are, in fact, still friends and my wife is a vegetarian.
As to why there are commonly strong feelings, in my experience its because the vegans are so militant they make it difficult not become defensive. Iām more than happy for them to be vegan, Iām even happy for them to engage with me in a civil conversation as to why they think its the right decision and that I should consider it. That is, though, rarely how the conversation goes, typically folowing the lines on āhow dare you eat the meat of another living thing you MURDERER!!!ā
Please note, I used the words āin my experienceā to indicate I donāt believe this is how every vegan acts or thinks, but simply how I have seen enough of them acting to understand why non vegans might get defensive.
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I should have made more clear that I was talking generally, not really accousing you or others of unappropriate behaviour. Sorry.
If you really think about it, this can be said about people who eat meat as well. There are some confused people on either end.
Haha okay this has never happened to me before 
What I tried to get across is that I find the whole back and forth thing of people acting like the way they eat is super important and everyone needs to know why it is superior very annoying.
All the jokes about vegans and vegetarians are about as cool and funny as militant vegans shouting āeating meat ist murder and youāll end up in hellā. The other end of the spectrum āvegans are wrong and blaā just seems to be more dominant amongst the lifting community.
I don;t think it can be really. I donāt think many meat eaters are out there actively harassing vegans trying to get them to eat meat.
This situation exists, whether Probnit was joking or not. I have never heard of the reverse situation.
Ultimately I think they become the but of jokes for the same reason crossfit so often did.
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