Set something in fire?
Set yourself in fire?
Set your classmate in fire?
- I did all 3, most of the dumb things I did include fire, what about you? xD
One time I told a girl that she smelt nice, even tho she really didnt. Am I the devil?
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Isnāt it āon fireā?
I set myself on fire.
Anyway worst thing I have ever done is lie to someone I love about an important issue. It made me feel so low. I really try not to lie anymore as I believe itās a coward act.
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On fire! 
I used to work with this Canadian guy who was a full on man whore. He told once that he got laid last night, and laid this morning, and his dick was still om fire!
I saidā¦ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! NEVER use the words dick and on fire in the same sentence! If it is you may want to go see a doctor!
Officer, on the advice of counsel, I decline to answer your question.
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I drew a picture of a cat once that was about as bad as anything could be. If I didnāt label it as ācatā I doubt anybody would have figured it out.
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Good thing that you didnāt tattoo it on yourself or someone else xD
Iām from eastern Europe, so English isnāt my first language.
Iām trying but hey, Iām not perfect xD
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My top 3 would have to be:
-ARX machine purchase
-Clavicle lengthening surgery
-Spending way too much time on the base 5/3/1 program (you know, the one thatās just 3 sets)
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I just googled the surgery and it looks painfulā¦ Iām glad you are OK now tho!
Sorry, those are all dumb inside jokes from the forum.
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Ahhh so you didnāt do thay? 
Honestly, there was a coast guard girl who got gang banged by half of my platoon, and we recorded audio of it, created a facebook alias named āTony Bananasā and messaged the audio to her fiancee. We justified it by saying we were saving him a lifetime of disappointment, but I think we were just sadists.
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That is objectively the BEST thing you have ever done. Seriously, you saved that guy a lifetime of cuckery.
Soā¦this is the thing about military guys. They make the worst choices I have ever seen with regard to marriage. Just when you think they couldnāt sink any lower, or go for any nastier of a woman, they prove you wrong. I knew so many guys who were 18, 19, 20 with 2-3 kids and a divorce under their belt before they were legally allowed to drink.
Long story shortā¦
HE MARRIED HER ANYWAY.
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Am I jaded if I saw that coming? Did he āforgiveā her or did she convince him it wasnāt real?
The military is rife with idiots and whores.
I was in country, banging this chick and I looked up at her wall and she has a picture with a dude. I said āWhos that?ā āmy Husbandāā¦ Ohā¦ Continue missionā¦
Technically im not Jodi though because I was myself deployed. At least thatās what I tell myself.
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Dunno. Never bothered to find out. But itās probably the same case that it always is - he was lonely and willing to ignore or overlook anything to have some companionship. The military hands out money and benefits for marriage and children, and itās disgusting. Single guys are broke as shit and the married guys are living off base and a housing allowance that is well above their rent, and separation pay every time we deploy, and extra money for their children. Itās not that married fathers donāt deserve something extra, but itās just an incentive for young kids to get married and have babies.
To get back at my ex wife(who cheated) I screwed her sister and then her best friend and then told her about it . It was years ago and Iād like to think Iām a better person now but I havenāt been tested like that again.
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I think her sister and friend are a lot more horrible than you in that scenario.
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