do you get extra points for pool farts? (with lots of bubbles)
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Your body flatulence number is based on VOLUME and LENGTH in time it takes to fart. At both ends of the scale is 100%. That means a loud fart that echoes and possibly vibrates the furniture is 100 on the volume scale. One that lasts over 15 seconds is a 100 on the length scale.
Now, this is where it gets tricky. You get extra points for ‘silent and deadly’. That’s like a 103%. If you take the average of ‘volume’, ‘length’ and the number of time you fart (the average human farts 15 times a day so that is only 50%…30 times a day is 100%), THAT is what gives you your flatulence number.
Good Luck.[/quote]
While this is true, one must figure in the flame factor. When lighting a good fart, what is the length of the flame and the overall BTU rating?