What if All of T-Nation Met?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
texas would most likely be a good spot. it’s central, has a lot of indiginous members, and has large airports that would encourage cheap airfare. plus it would have an abundance of gyms, as well as places to drink large amounts of alcohol.

hopefully it oculd be near a base, so i could stay in a hotel room for 12bucks/night

TEXAS?!?

What are you, nuts??

My pasty white ass would get melanoma the second I got off the plane!

Plus, it’s goddamn hot! I’d be dehydrated with skin cancer… Fuck that.[/quote]

Not this time of year…weather is just right. Unless you’re one of those that had to wear an “astronaut suit” as a kid…lol.

yay.

and we could all stay at BigBoss’s house.

the mofo is HUGE. so u know his sofa can sleep like 4 normal people. or push and 6 girls.

I vote for Chicago

Good history ie Mafia, speakeasy’s
Its windy so we could all do parachute wind sprints
Lots of strip clubs
Probably easy to get some blow so I could drink all night and try to hook up.

Plus I dont know anyone there so fuck it I can be an ass.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
yay.

and we could all stay at BigBoss’s house.

the mofo is HUGE. so u know his sofa can sleep like 4 normal people. or push and 6 girls.[/quote]

Yeah,man…I got like 3 Wal-Mart futons and welded them together…so yeah,plenty of room.

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
I vote for Chicago

Good history ie Mafia, speakeasy’s
Its windy so we could all do parachute wind sprints
Lots of strip clubs
Probably easy to get some blow so I could drink all night and try to hook up.

Plus I dont know anyone there so fuck it I can be an ass.[/quote]

Do you constantly have to be reminded you’re married?

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
I vote for Chicago

Good history ie Mafia, speakeasy’s
Its windy so we could all do parachute wind sprints
Lots of strip clubs
Probably easy to get some blow so I could drink all night and try to hook up.

Plus I dont know anyone there so fuck it I can be an ass.

Do you constantly have to be reminded you’re married?[/quote]

I almost said the same thing, but decided not to. I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s noticing this.

Horsepuss, get your shit together.

/hijak

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
I vote for Chicago

Good history ie Mafia, speakeasy’s
Its windy so we could all do parachute wind sprints
Lots of strip clubs
Probably easy to get some blow so I could drink all night and try to hook up.

Plus I dont know anyone there so fuck it I can be an ass.

Do you constantly have to be reminded you’re married?[/quote]

How did you know that, and besides im married Horsepuss isnt.

I try to live vicariously through the intranet

We should just construct our own utopia deep inside the jungles of South America.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
We should just construct our own utopia deep inside the jungles of South America. [/quote]

Where ever it is it needs to be hot so the vixens dont wear much.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
We should just construct our own utopia deep inside the jungles of South America. [/quote]

Orrr in Sacramento.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
StevenF wrote:
We should just construct our own utopia deep inside the jungles of South America.

Orrr in Sacramento.[/quote]

Hmph! How convenient.

Why not just say “my house?”

[quote]imhungry wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
StevenF wrote:
We should just construct our own utopia deep inside the jungles of South America.

Orrr in Sacramento.

Hmph! How convenient.

Why not just say “my house?”[/quote]

I already did.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
imhungry wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
StevenF wrote:
We should just construct our own utopia deep inside the jungles of South America.

Orrr in Sacramento.

Hmph! How convenient.

Why not just say “my house?”

I already did.[/quote]

Well, that’s different than rrjcsomething having it at his place.

I’d be having nightmares of Prince Albert coming after me.

Wait, Malaysia’s going to be a pretty expensive venture, no?

I have a bad feeling if we meet up, it will end up being a sausage fest. There will be at least 5 guys dressed up in suits, wearing cologne, and carrying flowers that have the Initials “PMPM” on them.

And then 5 more guys will show up with their T-Nation shirts on, a portable camera in their left hand, a shoe in their right hand, and they’ll have spiky hair like a New Jersey Guido.

I will go to Malaysia, it’s close enough for me to sneak onto Diego Garcia where I will live out the rest of my life.

Okay, I’ll move to Colorado just to host test fest at my house.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I have a bad feeling if we meet up, it will end up being a sausage fest. There will be at least 5 guys dressed up in suits, wearing cologne, and carrying flowers that have the Initials “PMPM” on them.

And then 5 more guys will show up with their T-Nation shirts on, a portable camera in their left hand, a shoe in their right hand, and they’ll have spiky hair like a New Jersey Guido.[/quote]

if you go i’ll go

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
StevenF wrote:
We should just construct our own utopia deep inside the jungles of South America.

Where ever it is it needs to be hot so the vixens dont wear much.

[/quote]

Oooh… Amazons (Dwight Schrute from The Office)

Okay so it’s settled: Chicago. See all of you soon.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Well, that’s different than rrjcsomething having it at his place.

I’d be having nightmares of Prince Albert coming after me.
[/quote]

HAHA!! If only you were so lucky.