[quote]IFlashBack wrote:
Hello 8 year old Flashback, nice to meet you.
First off, I know that you are better than your cousin at basically everything, but guess what, he’s 5, and soon he’s going to be 6 foot 4 while you’re going to max out at 5 foot 7. Why do you have to be so hard on him all the time? But guess what, you lucked out, because even though you’re a stuck up brat and he was always humble, he’s going to be the one with two sisters to take care of and no father, while you remain an only child with no financial worries in your life. Hope that makes you feel good.
Second, you’re going to be in the top tier in academics. Most of your peers will call you gifted. This means nothing. You’ll have potential, but that’s pretty much it. Do something. You know how people always ask you what you want to do when you grow up? PLEASE take that question seriously. It will give you time to hone in on a plan.
Third, Stop eating so much candy, please! I know it tastes good, but you’re going to regret it when you constantly struggle to tie your shoes and walk the stairs.
Fourth, STRETCH. I know that sounds retarded, but you’re going to thank me for it. You’re going to have literally 10 different doctors tell you that you have the worst mobility they have ever seen.
Five, don’t play baseball. You’re going to be really good at it, and the experience will bring you nothing but pain. You’ll get bullied. A lot. All. THE. TiME.
Six, if you do decide to play, let go of the resulting malice you hold in your heart for your teammates and coaches. Nothing good comes of it.
Seven, ask the girl down the street out sooner; she wanted to go out with you for months. Own up to it. She’s a drama queen, but maybe you’ll gain a little confidence.
Eight, your innate fear of girls will result in two things. The first one you starting to lift weights to compensate. Keep this. The second is the shit in your head to divert you from reality. I’m sorry dude, but one day you’re going to have to man up and talk to them. It gets easier, trust me. You’ll even start a YouTube channel - what? Oh yeah sorry, YouTube is a video playing site - like I was saying, you start up a channel all about it.
Nine, remember when X,Y, and Z come to Canada for a year? Yeah, they were actually hiding from your _____ , who was abusing them the entire time. You’re going to act like a self entitled dick to them, and you deserved to have your teeth knocked in for the shit you pt them through.
Ten, PLEASE try to enjoy life more and not try to play it safe, you’ll have more regrets of the things that you don’t do than the things you do.
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Wow, good stuff here. I would participate but I am only 21.