What Grinded Your Gears Today?

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Dr J wrote:

…In our marriage that “responsibility” falls mainly on me. I don’t mean that she doesn’t care or doesn’t try, I just, for whatever reason, became the one who initiates most of our physical contact and spends that mental energy. I wasted some time harboring a little ill will about this fact, but I eventually just accepted that that’s the way it is, for us at least…

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Indeed. I think the point could be made that’s it’s requisite that the man be the initiator – most of the time – because we are wired to be the pursuer; it’s just the way it is.

What we as men obviously don’t want in a spouse is someone that does NOT want to be “caught.” We don’t want to be the racing greyhound that never catches the rabbit and all we do is run.[/quote]

I think that’s probably true of sex, but I think women initiate just as much, or more, non-sexual physical contact. Some of which could be considered sexual initiation, I suppose, though.

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My hunch, or my experience even (or observation of others’ experience) is the initiator of of more non-physical contact probably initiates more sexual contact.

However, aside from that, I enjoy the woman initiating both. FWIW.
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All right, I’m paying conscious attention to all of this now, so we can all get to the bottom of who initiates what at my house.

Last night he returned home from a business trip after I was asleep. He came to my side of the bed to kiss me hello or goodnight or whatever before he did whatever other things he had to do. Kissing me he noted with pleasure that I was naked (I generally wear a tank top or t-shirt and unders to bed when he’s not around). Hands roved briefly. By the time he got in bed I was back asleep and didn’t notice it. At some point I woke enough to scoot over and spoon, which got me a hip grab and pull-in, possibly with slight grinding, before he wrapped arms around me and went back to sleep.

I really think it’s hard to tell who is our major initiator here. Some of my non-sexual physical contact has a sexy overtone, but most of it is affectionate. In my last relationship, with the horndog cheater, he was the clear sexual aggressor, though I was still both physically flirtatious and physically affectionate. With my ex-husband there was some physical affection, undoubtedly initiated by me, but no one initiated sex.

I will say, however, that I am inclined to do some outrageous verbal smack-talking re sex, which I suppose is a pre-initiation of sorts. I had a striped shirt and scarf on the other day, noted that I looked like a French sailor, and then claimed that I was going to do “French sailor things” to him later. I didn’t initiate later, though, unless French sailors run their games by being passive/receptive. (Which may be!)

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
However, I am rarely the one to escalate into sex.[/quote]

Which of you has the stronger sex drive?[/quote]

I thought and thought about this, then got some coffee to aid the process - but still have no idea. I’m more invested in maintaining general physical contact, e.g. kissing hello and then stopping occasionally to make out as we cook dinner after work, or sitting close to watch tv. I know that on the rare occasions he comes to bed after me, I find him and snuggle in without really waking.

But sex? I’m just not sure. Sometimes it’s an expansion of what I’m doing, other times it happens when I’m not focused in that direction at all. I’m not sure if our drives are even or what. I have no idea. Which perhaps suggests that we’re well matched in that regard, because otherwise wouldn’t I know that I’m always having to push, or that I often feel pushed?

It’s pretty nice, is what I’d have to say, having given it a good amount of coffee-fueled thought. Although that wasn’t really the question.

In other news, I don’t know where the mouse is this morning and am now thinking it would have been wiser to be brave last night and deal with it then than to live life wondering whether it might be in the shoes I have to put on this morning.

I have grinded my own gears with my slimy yellow cowardice.[/quote]

lol… You asked a strait forward question, foolish enough to think you’d get a strait forward answer.
The answer was either ‘her’ or ‘him’ you got something all together different… :)[/quote]

Is “I’m not sure” or “I can’t tell” not a straight forward answer?[/quote]

I was just playin’…

Pics or it didn’t happen.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

BTW, whatdahail are the “French sailor things?”
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Unconditional surrender?

NTTAWWT

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

BTW, whatdahail are the “French sailor things?”
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Unconditional surrender?

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Pretty sure it means sail the entire fleet to Algeria upon invasion by Nazis, threaten to join the Nazis as active allies, and then get sunk while at anchor by the British.

[quote]pat wrote:
STFU is one of the great lost arts. Some shit just does not need to be said.[/quote]

True that! Once in a while I take in a breath with the intention of laying down a proper verbal smackdown just knowing that I am “right!” But then I remember that it’s usually better to be happy than right and just exhale slowly.

[quote]Aero51 wrote:
Pics or it didn’t happen.[/quote]

Take that cold shower buddy. She is taken.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

BTW, whatdahail are the “French sailor things?”
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Unconditional surrender?

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Pretty sure it means sail the entire fleet to Algeria upon invasion by Nazis, threaten to join the Nazis as active allies, and then get sunk while at anchor by the British.[/quote]

I’d like to see the pics of Em doing a semblance of THAT! The video even.[/quote]

Somebody gets me!

My gears got ground from grinding a couple hundred welds done by an idiot that can’t control his process. Want to have a bad day? Fix some assholes gobbed up crap for 8 hours.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
My gears got ground from grinding a couple hundred welds done by an idiot that can’t control his process. Want to have a bad day? Fix some assholes gobbed up crap for 8 hours.[/quote]

Try fixing their entire gobbed up LIVES for ten hours!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

BTW, whatdahail are the “French sailor things?”
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Unconditional surrender?

NTTAWWT[/quote]

That’s just how these things go sometimes! Besides, as was explained to me when I was a girl, “it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game.”

Regardless, though, the following morning I notified him that next time we were going to play English sailor, and he would get to be a guy taken prisoner after losing a battle on the high seas.

So I laughed when I saw JB’s post.

When people make filing their returns like pulling teeth.

I fucking asked for Real Estate Taxes paid, not your god damn life insurance premium.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
When people make filing their returns like pulling teeth.

I fucking asked for Real Estate Taxes paid, not your god damn life insurance premium. [/quote]

OMG, I fucking HATE those assclowns. JERKS.

(Just kidding. I’m sure it’s very frustrating.)

Did anybody mention curls in the squat rack yet?

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
When people make filing their returns like pulling teeth.

I fucking asked for Real Estate Taxes paid, not your god damn life insurance premium. [/quote]

OMG, I fucking HATE those assclowns. JERKS.

(Just kidding. I’m sure it’s very frustrating.)[/quote]

Lol… It’s like asking someone what their last name is, and they tell you their astrological sign…

And you need their last name to fill out a form that is due in 48 hours.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
When people make filing their returns like pulling teeth.

I fucking asked for Real Estate Taxes paid, not your god damn life insurance premium. [/quote]

I just got (today) my last batch of K-1s in for various partnerships I am in. Complicated stuff, with drilling intangibles, bonus depreciation, etc. I think there were 12. Plus mineral interests, a company that went public, etc.

My accountant just kind of stared at me with a mixture of loathing and disgust.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

BTW, whatdahail are the “French sailor things?”
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Unconditional surrender?

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Pretty sure it means sail the entire fleet to Algeria upon invasion by Nazis, threaten to join the Nazis as active allies, and then get sunk while at anchor by the British.[/quote]

Well, that does not strike me as particularly sexy.

I would have thought they would be a bit more sexaaaayyyy…

But non.

Grinded. Ground.