DA MAN - big suprise.
The Admiral
The Punisher
Pinky
luncheon meat truncheon
spam dagger
pork sword
spam javelin
pink oboe
man fat shooter
veiny love tree
oh i almost forgot…
beaver lever
team thunder
Mjolnir, Pelvic punisher, or accessory to rape. Remember, it’s not rape if she blinks twice for yes.
the anaconda
I wonder why TC hasn’t chimed in, since talking about his penis is one of his most heartful subjects… probably too busy working on the mag…
Willy as in “Free Willy”.
Me Solomon Grundy
Here’s a joke (no that is not the name of my penis!):
A man goes to get his girlfriend?s name tattooed on his penis. After he is finished the tattoo artist tells him to go in the bathroom and clean himself up. After his penis goes limp all you can see is the W and Y from the name Wendy. He sees this large black guy and says ?I can?t help but notice that you had your girlfriends name tattooed on your penis like I did, and that they are both named Wendy. How amazing is that? ? The man grabs his penis and pulls it out and says ?No mon, Mine says Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day!?
Me Solomon Grundy
Elk, is that your name for it or the big gun you haul around to make up for your less than satisfactory “destroyer”?
I call my bf’s…“Mr. Salami”
chinadoll:
I think women prefer to attach the prefix “Mr.” to their pet names for the one-eyed trouser snake. My fiancee prefers “Mr. Willy.” I prefer “Thor’s Hammer, the Mighty Mjoollnir” – or Mooj for short.
Nikki-Where is your list you promised us?
Yikes…I cannot think of one that was not mentioned. I think that it depends on the person it is attached to and what they do with it 
My girlfriend calls mine my “pinto” from that movie the Rundown with the Rock in it. I personally refer to it as the Flesh-Bong
My better half.
BostonB:
I call my bf’s biggin “Mr.” so that I can talk to “him”. Like, “Hello there, Mr. Salami!” or “how’s Mr. Salami tonight, could you send HIM a goodnight kiss from me?” Sometimes I call “him” Mr. Big Salami. But he’s always a “Mr.” when I address him…
China:)