I call it “Sir” otherwise it makes me do things that I don’t want to do.
You can call him “yours” if you want him to come for you.
Billy Bologna (from the Pee Wee Herman show)
I call mine monster… cuz the women either scream, pass out, or walk funny the next day…
medium rare
the general and his troops
Bandgeek: I was wondering when someone was going to catch that. It is an inside joke 
Dang! Thanks to my congenial eye for detail, I fell for it!!
king
Moby
I never understood naming your penis. I don’t have a name for any other of my body parts.
goat cheese
Well, I am called shortdave for a reason ;)… I mean … big guy, yeah thats it… damn.
Well Pdog, at least you aren’t the only one, it’s like a 24 hour cold shower. I reveal WAAAAAY too much information.
And Sully, you haven’t named your other body parts? meet Hank, my left pec. Hank is a bit shy, but he says hi.
Big Boy!
the little general
My girl calls it woo hoo cause one time walking from the shower to the bedroom I stopped and shook it around for a bit a said woo hoo!! Had to be there I spose
I never give him a name.
But his sidekicks are just called “the boys”
ahahah stu, good shit. And I’m spent.
Apple headed monster
Auger headed gut wrench
Bald headed beauty
Bald headed giggle stick
Bavarian beefstick
Beastus maximus
Best leg of three
Blue veined jackhammer
Carnal stump
Cheese staff
Danglin’ fury
Deep veined purple helmeted spartan of love
Flesh enema
Flesh tornado
Foaming beef probe
Footlong
The fury
The giving tree
He-ham
Hunka burnin’ love
Mangina
Manimal
Master wang
Meat thermometer
Midas
Old drizzly
One-eyed throbbing python of love
One-holed friction whistle
Our one-eyed brother
Ovarian pool stick
Bam Bam and Pebbles
Pope John Pole
Porkeroon
Porksicle
The premeditator
Pump-action yoghurt rifle
Pumping pole of penile power
Purple pulsating pillar of power
Pussy duster
Reaming tower of Penis
Rising cedar
Rod of lordly might
Rodney Stickshift
Schlongmaster 2000
Sleeping beauty
Slit-eyed demon
Spermin’ Herman
Sperminator
Stanley the powertool
Stink hammer
Swingin’ death
Swingin’ sirloin
Third arm of justice
Three’s company
Twelve inch train of pain
Vein-laden meat pipe
Veiny McBangstick
Wicked sceptre
Yard O’ Beef
Couple of nuns I know call him Jesus!!
Everybody have heard of him but nobody have ever seen him.
Buffet
“All You Can Eat Buffet”