Who wants meth?
EDIT: shit, pic isn’t showing
Y’all that are going as Antoine… did you buy your costume FROM Antoine? My friend is going as him and apparently Antoine sells costumes of HIMSELF. Which is a level of epic awesomeness.
Fuuuuuck.
Just got back from this messy mess of Halloween parties.
This is what my white ass looks like as Antoine. The funny thing is that there was a black guy dressed the same as me, but after some talking, he realized that I wasn’t trying to be offensive towards him, and we had a good chuckle.
Man, what a good time… . The only bad thing is that I have 7 clients tomorrow. .and I watched my gf take about 7 minutes to scrub the makeup we used for my pigment, off of her hand in the bathroom… . It’s going to be a long shower.
Ok… . Update - My tub is brown. That was a 60-70 minute drunken shower that felt like I was ripping skin from bone. Note to self for next year… be something hilarious, but not semi-permanent.
I’ll be dressed in black and standing before a coffin.
Yep, I just found out I’ll be attending a real funeral.
So while I’m sincerely paying my respects, I’ll know that my house will be egged by the little fuckers who are pissed that I’m not at home handing out candy.
Fuck Halloween. Fuck little sugar junkies. Fuck death.
I’m just gonna be watching The Walking Dead on AMC.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Give the kids toothbrushes! I think the parents will love it. Does anyone really think a 10 year old is going to see PX standing in the doorway and plan to come back later for revenge? haha Riiiight…[/quote]
People who give toothbrushes get the sharpened end of said toothbrush jammed in their windpipe. Giving candy, and by candy I mean chocolate, on Halloween is serial business.
I’m going to be a mean, grumpy woman who yells at all the kids in the neighborhood. I mean, a witch. 
For those that don’t know…I’m supposed to be this guy, and my dog is that dog.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Well I was Tintin again as I have the doggie for it.[/quote]
Awesome, I loved those books as a kid. I feel like they are probably collectors items now.
Anyone know where I can get a wheelchair and a superman costume?
You can get a wheelchair at many medical supply stores and Superman costumes are very common…try any Wal-Mart even.
Why…what do you need those for?
[quote]Nards wrote:
You can get a wheelchair at many medical supply stores and Superman costumes are very common…try any Wal-Mart even.
Why…what do you need those for?[/quote]
I don’t think I could actually go through with it, just a little to offensive.
Thinking about going as Ronnie…
The fake tan won’t wear off in time for work on Monday though, and I don’t have any Affliction or Ed Hardy tee’s.
I also don’t have abs, so can’t be the situation…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Honestly, this is the one holiday I hate. Most people don’t even know what they are celebrating…[/quote]
While we’re being honest, let’s face it-- there’s an alarmingly large number of folks (adults, too), that don’t know what the 4th of July is about. Or Christmas for that matter (and not talking about “non-christians”)…
Sad.
On the topic of crappy candy, there was an elderly household in my childhood neighborhood that used to give out “Peeps”. We knew damned well that they were leftovers from the previous Easter…
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
Fuuuuuck.
Just got back from this messy mess of Halloween parties.
This is what my white ass looks like as Antoine. The funny thing is that there was a black guy dressed the same as me, but after some talking, he realized that I wasn’t trying to be offensive towards him, and we had a good chuckle.
Man, what a good time… . The only bad thing is that I have 7 clients tomorrow. .and I watched my gf take about 7 minutes to scrub the makeup we used for my pigment, off of her hand in the bathroom… . It’s going to be a long shower.
Ok… . Update - My tub is brown. That was a 60-70 minute drunken shower that felt like I was ripping skin from bone. Note to self for next year… be something hilarious, but not semi-permanent.
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hell yea. im gonna be antoinne tonight too! although im not gonna brown myself
Convinced the girl to go as Babe the Blue Ox, so I’ll be Paul B.
Had to shave off my long beard for a job interview so I bought a fake one to wear. She’s going to look sexy too!!
Convinced the girl to go as Babe the Blue Ox, so I’ll be Paul B.
Had to shave off my long beard for a job interview so I bought a fake one to wear. She’s going to look sexy too!!
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
You can get a wheelchair at many medical supply stores and Superman costumes are very common…try any Wal-Mart even.
Why…what do you need those for?[/quote]
I don’t think I could actually go through with it, just a little to offensive.[/quote]
Oh, I see. Chris Reeve. Creative, but maybe something classier like a Superman costume / wings and halo combo?
WHo knew that you could seduce a sexy pochantas with no pants and a pint of Jim beam?