Went to Dinner with Imhungry

[quote]imhungry wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.

Damnit DB, why did you have to let that out?? I love watching peoples faces when I stalk them.

The best is when they both piss and shit their pants, simultaneously. That was always the goal. But, of course now that DB told everyone, I can’t have my fun anymore…

Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.[/quote]

D00d that is your bulk belly remember?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.[/quote]

Um, just a guess here, but it might have something to do with all the lobster and butter.

[quote]dirtbag wrote:
imhungry wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.

Damnit DB, why did you have to let that out?? I love watching peoples faces when I stalk them.

The best is when they both piss and shit their pants, simultaneously. That was always the goal. But, of course now that DB told everyone, I can’t have my fun anymore…

Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.

D00d that is your bulk belly remember?[/quote]

I hear those things are real popular these days.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
imhungry wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.

Damnit DB, why did you have to let that out?? I love watching peoples faces when I stalk them.

The best is when they both piss and shit their pants, simultaneously. That was always the goal. But, of course now that DB told everyone, I can’t have my fun anymore…

Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.

D00d that is your bulk belly remember?

I hear those things are real popular these days.[/quote]

Yeah I ate a few lobsters myself when he was not looking and have a belly. I am kinda embarrassed about it now. I have never had a belly my whole life. Always been rather lean.

[quote]Court wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.

Last time he looked at me like that he didn’t stop at the hug… it was awkward.[/quote]

I thought you enjoyed it!! That wasn’t a giggle when I gave you a motorboat on your stomach??

Ok, now I feel weird…

[quote]dirtbag wrote:
I took a pic of the with drawls. Poor guy I felt bad for him. He loves his lobster![/quote]

That was supposed to be my own private hell, DB!!!

God, I look horrible.

I love lobster so much, that i’d marry it if I could.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.

Um, just a guess here, but it might have something to do with all the lobster and butter.[/quote]

Lobster is NOT fattening!! Got it?!?!?

Hey, don’t you have to go purge somewhere?

Although, you don’t have the bulk belly, so you might be onto something…hmmmmmm.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
imhungry wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.

Damnit DB, why did you have to let that out?? I love watching peoples faces when I stalk them.

The best is when they both piss and shit their pants, simultaneously. That was always the goal. But, of course now that DB told everyone, I can’t have my fun anymore…

Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.

D00d that is your bulk belly remember?

I hear those things are real popular these days.[/quote]

What’s wrong with those “things”? Huh??

You’re going to get bitten…

[quote]dirtbag wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
imhungry wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.

Damnit DB, why did you have to let that out?? I love watching peoples faces when I stalk them.

The best is when they both piss and shit their pants, simultaneously. That was always the goal. But, of course now that DB told everyone, I can’t have my fun anymore…

Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.

D00d that is your bulk belly remember?

I hear those things are real popular these days.

Yeah I ate a few lobsters myself when he was not looking and have a belly. I am kinda embarrassed about it now. I have never had a belly my whole life. Always been rather lean.[/quote]

What the hell… I thought you were eating the wominz the whole time!! I would have shared. Maybe.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
imhungry wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.

Damnit DB, why did you have to let that out?? I love watching peoples faces when I stalk them.

The best is when they both piss and shit their pants, simultaneously. That was always the goal. But, of course now that DB told everyone, I can’t have my fun anymore…

Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.

D00d that is your bulk belly remember?

I hear those things are real popular these days.

What’s wrong with those “things”? Huh??

You’re going to get bitten…[/quote]

There is nothing wrong with them. From what I hear, they hit the “magic spot”.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
imhungry wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.

Damnit DB, why did you have to let that out?? I love watching peoples faces when I stalk them.

The best is when they both piss and shit their pants, simultaneously. That was always the goal. But, of course now that DB told everyone, I can’t have my fun anymore…

Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.

D00d that is your bulk belly remember?

I hear those things are real popular these days.

What’s wrong with those “things”? Huh??

You’re going to get bitten…

There is nothing wrong with them. From what I hear, they hit the “magic spot”.[/quote]

You better say that.

Wait, what’s the “magic spot”? Is that where elves and wizards live? Do magical things happen there?

I MUST KNOW.