See, this is what happens when I drink.
I all of a sudden have love for EVERYBODY, even if I don’t know them. Like this guy. Who the hell is he, and where did he come from?
I wonder if he’s the one who left me a thank you note, a phone number, and flowers. Hmmmmmmmmmm…
Ummm… you have a visitor…
She says she needs to talk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! This thread was great!
Man… Killing time on Xmas here is awesome! lol
[quote]Christine wrote:
Ummm… you have a visitor…
She says she needs to talk.[/quote]
OH NO!!!
I’m fixed!!! Ha!!!
PMPM had my balls added to her collection.
Although, the cub does bear a striking resemblance to me when I was that age…
dies
[quote]VibeAlive wrote:
dies[/quote]
NO!!! You can’t die!!!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Christine wrote:
Ummm… you have a visitor…
She says she needs to talk.
OH NO!!!
I’m fixed!!! Ha!!!
PMPM had my balls added to her collection.
Although, the cub does bear a striking resemblance to me when I was that age…[/quote]
So now that song “It Wasn’t Me” is running though my head.
P.S. Poor Rudolph!! His nose is still growing at least.
I always thought that you preferred the bitches.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
P.S. Poor Rudolph!! His nose is still growing at least.[/quote]
It’s also glowing.
Thank goodness it wasn’t foggy last night.
[quote]Christine wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
P.S. Poor Rudolph!! His nose is still growing at least.
It’s also glowing.
Thank goodness it wasn’t foggy last night.[/quote]
Yes, I meant glowing. I’m a hack when it comes to spelling. My brain must be in a jar next to hungry’s nuts. (^:
[quote]Christine wrote:
I always thought that you preferred the bitches.[/quote]
I do, but she’s a damn mutt!!
There’s not enough alcohol to make me mate with that homely bitch.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Christine wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
P.S. Poor Rudolph!! His nose is still growing at least.
It’s also glowing.
Thank goodness it wasn’t foggy last night.
Yes, I meant glowing. I’m a hack when it comes to spelling. My brain must be in a jar next to hungry’s nuts. (^:[/quote]
Well, at least it’s in good company.
I just wanna bump this… MAN this thread made me lol… 
Thanks for bumping, youve just made me lol
I re-LOLed too until I realized all the lobster tanks across the east coast were empty. You were in the area and you didn’t even drop by and say hello?
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
I re-LOLed too until I realized all the lobster tanks across the east coast were empty. You were in the area and you didn’t even drop by and say hello?[/quote]
Oh, right. Sorry. That was when I lost my shit and went on a bender, wiping out every lobster tank on the east coast.
When Dirtbag finally caught up with me, I was hiding out in a cave that was littered with thousands of lobster shells, and my white fur was yellow from all of the butter.
Rehab sucked and I almost died from the lobster withdrawl. It’s worse than heroin withdraw. It’s a known fact.
I’ll be up that way soon and to make it up to you, we can have french toast, ok?
[quote]dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.[/quote]
Last time he looked at me like that he didn’t stop at the hug… it was awkward.
I took a pic of the with drawls. Poor guy I felt bad for him. He loves his lobster!
[quote]dirtbag wrote:
This is what imhungry looks like when he see’s you coming. He looks like he is going to rip your head off but that doesn’t happen. He just gives you a big hug and knocks you to the ground.[/quote]
Damnit DB, why did you have to let that out?? I love watching peoples faces when I stalk them.
The best is when they both piss and shit their pants, simultaneously. That was always the goal. But, of course now that DB told everyone, I can’t have my fun anymore…
Also, why is my stomach dragging on the ground like that? Wtf!?!? At least my coat is sparkling white in that picture.
