[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]HispanicSamurai wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]Mousse wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]kanew wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Second: if he grabbed for the fence, I’m thinking something would have given before his arm tore off. Like, dislocation of his digits/elbow/shoulder before his arm ripped off. he must have one HELL of a kung fu grip.
i think he (or you) are full of shit.
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I played poker with a guy who lost his arm when he jumped of an electricity pylon to commit suicide, changed his mind after jumping, and grabbed back onto the pylon and ripped it off. It’s not out of the question.
He also lost the leg he landed on. So now he’s two limbs down and still alive. Dumbass.[/quote]
Damn, what a retard. I hope you rivered him with 7/2 off-suite just to rub it in some more.[/quote]
More importantly; How does he deal now?[/quote]
Prozac.
Ha.[/quote]
No the cards! How does he deal without an arm when you guys play poker?[/quote]
Look, man. I know I make it look real easy and all, but this witty thing takes, like, emotional energy, you know? So why don’t we just try to appreciate just a lil bit. Help me help you.[/quote]
Ahhahahaha