Weirdest Nightmare Ever!

[quote]Aleksandr wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
So If a giant beautiful 100 foot women is trying to kill you, You’d risk your life to fuck her with your small penis(which will be way smaller in this case)? sounds pretty desperate to me

I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be having a gay dream to start with.[/quote]

There you go, bringing the word gay again. Your gaydar has failed you. So go take it somewhere else If you want to score with men. Its not going to happen here.
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I posted this and I expected some answers of what people thought. If you don’t Like the question than get out of the thread.Thats what I do. I don’t try to show people up by being witty. unless they really deserve it. I don’t want to argue with you, but don’t worry, you’ll be home soon, than you could argue
with your girlfriend. Oh wait…boyfriend

Wife, actually.

You’ll find life more pleasant if you learn to laugh at yourself.

Might have fewer gay dreams, too.

[quote]nomorewar wrote:
somebody can have an original thought instead of playing follow the leader.[/quote]

What makes you think this fly covered shit pile of a thread is deserving of an original thought?

[quote]Aleksandr wrote:
Wife, actually.

You’ll find life more pleasant if you learn to laugh at yourself.

Might have fewer gay dreams, too.[/quote]

I’m 19 years old, and in all my years, I have never met a rude/gay Canadian. You seem to have killed two birds with one stone.

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
somebody can have an original thought instead of playing follow the leader.

What makes you think this fly covered shit pile of a thread is deserving of an original thought?[/quote]

lol I just wanted to know what people thought of my dream, and perhaps share one of their weirdest. Whats your weirdest?

[quote]nomorewar wrote:
Aleksandr wrote:
Wife, actually.

You’ll find life more pleasant if you learn to laugh at yourself.

Might have fewer gay dreams, too.

I’m 19 years old, and in all my years, I have never met a rude/gay Canadian. You seem to have killed two birds with one stone. [/quote]

Really? In all 19 years? Wow, that’s got to be a world record.

You obviously haven’t met many Canadians, then. I live not far from a place called “Gay Village”. It’s not just a name.

[quote]Aleksandr wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
Aleksandr wrote:
Wife, actually.

You’ll find life more pleasant if you learn to laugh at yourself.

Might have fewer gay dreams, too.

I’m 19 years old, and in all my years, I have never met a rude/gay Canadian. You seem to have killed two birds with one stone.

Really? In all 19 years? Wow, that’s got to be a world record.

You obviously haven’t met many Canadians, then. I live not far from a place called “Gay Village”. It’s not just a name.[/quote]

Are you the mayor in the village,or did you get fired for blowing the male intern? Oh wait, Its Gay village, you probably received an award. Are you ready to pull out the white flag?

[quote]nomorewar wrote:
Aleksandr wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
Aleksandr wrote:
Wife, actually.

You’ll find life more pleasant if you learn to laugh at yourself.

Might have fewer gay dreams, too.

I’m 19 years old, and in all my years, I have never met a rude/gay Canadian. You seem to have killed two birds with one stone.

Really? In all 19 years? Wow, that’s got to be a world record.

You obviously haven’t met many Canadians, then. I live not far from a place called “Gay Village”. It’s not just a name.

Are you the mayor in the village,or did you get fired for blowing the male intern? Oh wait, Its Gay village, you probably received an award. Are you ready to pull out the white flag?[/quote]

I wish

those guys on church street are BUFF!

[quote]Aleksandr wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
Aleksandr wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
Aleksandr wrote:
Wife, actually.

You’ll find life more pleasant if you learn to laugh at yourself.

Might have fewer gay dreams, too.

I’m 19 years old, and in all my years, I have never met a rude/gay Canadian. You seem to have killed two birds with one stone.

Really? In all 19 years? Wow, that’s got to be a world record.

You obviously haven’t met many Canadians, then. I live not far from a place called “Gay Village”. It’s not just a name.

Are you the mayor in the village,or did you get fired for blowing the male intern? Oh wait, Its Gay village, you probably received an award. Are you ready to pull out the white flag?

I wish

those guys on church street are BUFF![/quote]

Ahhhhhhhhhh I see, You want me to visit you. Nah dude, I really don’t role that way. I’m going to Vancouver in a couple months, I can kick your ass in hockey but I don’t want to join you for dinner.

[quote]nomorewar wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhh I see, You want me to visit you. Nah dude, I really don’t role that way. I’m going to Vancouver in a couple months, I can kick your ass in hockey but I don’t want to join you for dinner.[/quote]

You do realize that Toronto is more than 2000 miles away from Vancouver, right?

[quote]Aleksandr wrote:
nomorewar wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhh I see, You want me to visit you. Nah dude, I really don’t role that way. I’m going to Vancouver in a couple months, I can kick your ass in hockey but I don’t want to join you for dinner.

You do realize that Toronto is more than 2000 miles away from Vancouver, right?[/quote]

Dude, I’m not going to Canada without seeing a Jay’s game.
I can’t wait to go to the Sky dome or Rogers Centre whatever. Oh, and I fucking hate Montreal. Beautiful city and hot chicks but the peolpe suck. You remind me of them.

I heard if you die in a dream you will die in real life. I wish you the best of luck and avoid cars, knives, etc.

Do her from the inside out.

[quote]Aleksandr wrote:
You obviously haven’t met many Canadians, then. I live not far from a place called “Gay Village”. It’s not just a name.[/quote]

Ahh common you’re giving us Canadians a bad rep man.

I had this dream one time that I was in a local CD shop, when all of a sudden I heard a lot of commotion at the front desk. I looked up, and some guy who had been shopping started freestyle rapping several lines about the CD he had picked out, and after he was done he slammed it on the counter, paid for it and left.

Then several other people in a row did it: came up, rapped about their selection, slammed it down on the counter, paid and left. The whole time, I’m getting really nervous thinking, “What am I going to do? I can’t rap! I’m never going to be able to pull this off! I’ll just pretend I didn’t find anything I wanted.”

[quote]Thomas Gabriel wrote:
Aleksandr wrote:
You obviously haven’t met many Canadians, then. I live not far from a place called “Gay Village”. It’s not just a name.

Ahh common you’re giving us Canadians a bad rep man.

[/quote]

How is this giving Canada a bad name? There are gay people here. Some of them live in gay neighbourhoods. These neighbourhoods make the cities they are in a better place. If you want more info, check out Richard Florida’s books. He’s now a professor at Canada’s finest business school, U of T’s Rotman School of Management.

I had a dream that the Persians were attacking. Instead of arrows, they blotted out the sky with a flying swarm of eggs.

I yelled “Come ye dogs, tonight we dine in shells!”

I am not lying.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
I had a dream that the Persians were attacking. Instead of arrows, they blotted out the sky with a flying swarm of eggs.

I yelled “Come ye dogs, tonight we dine in shells!”

I am not lying.[/quote]

That made me laugh. But, you need to get laid.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
That made me laugh. But, you need to get laid.

DB[/quote]

That would be someone else’s nightmare.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
That made me laugh. But, you need to get laid.

DB

That would be someone else’s nightmare.[/quote]

One, two, Freddy’s coming for you…

DB