Weirdest Conspiracy Theories

I recently read one where 90% of the Jews are really fake Jews. Some tribe was trapped near the Caspian Sea between warring Christians and Muslims. They said they were Jews in hopes that the warring sides would leave them alone.

It worked, so they all moved to Germany and called themselves ashkanazi jews. They then invented banking, to take over the world.

Oh, and every leader anywhere is either now a jew or a crypto-jew (whatever that is). They plan to bring down western civilisation with corrupting movies and more bad banking.

http://www.scribd.com/word/embed/2532783

Wow, that may in fact be true. The Khazars found themselves in the middle of the war between the Byzantines and the Muslims. They were Oghuz Turks, of the same tribes who eventually took over modern day Turkey, only these ones, instead of embracing Islam, embraced Judaism.

[quote]Fitnessdiva wrote:
The wierdest one to me is that the moon landing was a hoax. Awfully elaborate if you ask me. Especially being that they would have had to have the apollo 13 mission as part of the hoax.

Another is that there is some world wide conspiracy by scientists against religion pushing evolution. There are wackos here who believe that. [/quote]

Ditto moon landing.
We went to the moon, we took pictures, video, and pieces of the moon! And there’s only thousands and thousands of witnesses!

[quote]Gkhan wrote:
Wow, that may in fact be true. The Khazars found themselves in the middle of the war between the Byzantines and the Muslims. They were Oghuz Turks, of the same tribes who eventually took over modern day Turkey, only these ones, instead of embracing Islam, embraced Judaism.[/quote]

The contention of William Koestler’s “The Thriteenth Tribe?”

Unfortunately, for the romantics, untrue insofar as the orgin of Ashenazis. Paleogenetics, since Koestler, suggest otherwise.

[quote]Gkhan wrote:
Wow, that may in fact be true. The Khazars found themselves in the middle of the war between the Byzantines and the Muslims. They were Oghuz Turks, of the same tribes who eventually took over modern day Turkey, only these ones, instead of embracing Islam, embraced Judaism.[/quote]

I think you might be confusing them with the Karaites. The Karaite Jews were allowed to serve in the Waffan SS because they were considered to be racially Jewish by the Nazi’s.

Hey guys have you noticed our levels of Biotest purchases has dropped. I’ve gone from a level 4 to a level zero. so has Zap, PRCal, Texasguy you guys are all level zeroes.

[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:
Gkhan wrote:
Wow, that may in fact be true. The Khazars found themselves in the middle of the war between the Byzantines and the Muslims. They were Oghuz Turks, of the same tribes who eventually took over modern day Turkey, only these ones, instead of embracing Islam, embraced Judaism.

The contention of William Koestler’s “The Thriteenth Tribe?”

Unfortunately, for the romantics, untrue insofar as the orgin of Ashenazis. Paleogenetics, since Koestler, suggest otherwise.[/quote]

Interesting. Where do the ashkenazis come from? What is paleogenetics? Some sort of gene tracing?

there are more hot dogs in a package than comparably hot dog buns in a package, thus making you buy two packages of hot dog buns… blame the goverment!!!

[quote]Sifu wrote:
Gkhan wrote:
Wow, that may in fact be true. The Khazars found themselves in the middle of the war between the Byzantines and the Muslims. They were Oghuz Turks, of the same tribes who eventually took over modern day Turkey, only these ones, instead of embracing Islam, embraced Judaism.

I think you might be confusing them with the Karaites. The Karaite Jews were allowed to serve in the Waffan SS because they were considered to be racially Jewish by the Nazi’s.[/quote]

This has a full explanation of who these people were and what the DNA tests conclude as far as the origin of the Eastern European Jews go.

edit- my link is gone! Google search Khazars. . . .

Read David Icke’s stuff about the Reptilians. Crazy shit.

Also, there are tons of shots of video ‘revealing’ the lizard-qualities of celebrities.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Inner Hulk wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Google the Navy barracks they are modifying.
Wow. lol. You’d think they’d notice these things in initial planning.

When they looked at the plan view on the blueprints it must have been obvious. I’ll bet some wiseass drew it expecting to get caught and no one stopped it.[/quote]

It’s every place even in video games from the 80’s cue chilly music