Weirdest Conspiracy Theories

OK you’re going to have to explain that one to me. What’s funny about DIA’s runway layout?

[quote]Inner Hulk wrote:
I’m not saying the Denver airport is a cover for an underground base, just that there’s something very odd about the airport. Just go google the runway map layout for a good laugh as well.[/quote]

So, Is GW a bumbling nitwit, or a conspiratorial mastermind capable of executing a plot that changed the world?

Cause I usualy here that he’s both, one sentence after the next.

Come on guys, listen to Coast to Coast AM.

The following is not my belief.

911 was caused by the Illuminati. The real Illuminati. GW Bush is not in charge, nor was Clinton, it was the Illuminati. They control everything following some master plan.

All those rituals performed in Freemason lodges, Skull and Crossbones, and various other organizations actually trigger a genetic response from certain individuals with lizard DNA. (Sorry, I missed how the people got this DNA.)

Anyway there are two types of people who have this DNA. The full lizards, and the partial lizards. Both are actually controlled by interdementional alien lizards. The Bush family is a lizard family as are the Kennedys. In fact the reason JFK was assassinated was because he began to exert his own control.

Beat that.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So, Is GW a bumbling nitwit, or a conspiratorial mastermind capable of executing a plot that changed the world?

Cause I usualy here that he’s both, one sentence after the next.
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his bumbles are only a cover for his evil genius.

muaha ha ha ha ha!!!

[quote]The Mage wrote:
Come on guys, listen to Coast to Coast AM.

The following is not my belief.

911 was caused by the Illuminati. The real Illuminati. GW Bush is not in charge, nor was Clinton, it was the Illuminati. They control everything following some master plan.

All those rituals performed in Freemason lodges, Skull and Crossbones, and various other organizations actually trigger a genetic response from certain individuals with lizard DNA. (Sorry, I missed how the people got this DNA.)

Anyway there are two types of people who have this DNA. The full lizards, and the partial lizards. Both are actually controlled by interdementional alien lizards. The Bush family is a lizard family as are the Kennedys. In fact the reason JFK was assassinated was because he began to exert his own control.

Beat that.[/quote]

There we go. Once you mix the freemasons and the illuminati in a theory you realize how many crazies should be locked up. people are weird.

And how about this one:

There is an evil being named satan waiting to thwart you at every turn. There is a benevolent being named God who is waiting to thwart satan at every turn by using you to deny the urges satan causes with temptations.

If you don’t devote your life and money to God and his people (the church) and “give in” to Satan instead, you will spend eternity burning in a pit of fire called hell because Satan is mean like that. So give your money to your local preacher or else!!

[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
OK you’re going to have to explain that one to me. What’s funny about DIA’s runway layout?

Inner Hulk wrote:
I’m not saying the Denver airport is a cover for an underground base, just that there’s something very odd about the airport. Just go google the runway map layout for a good laugh as well.

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The runway layout just looks similar to a swastika.

Google the Navy barracks they are modifying.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Google the Navy barracks they are modifying.[/quote]
Wow. lol. You’d think they’d notice these things in initial planning.

[quote]Inner Hulk wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Google the Navy barracks they are modifying.
Wow. lol. You’d think they’d notice these things in initial planning.[/quote]

When they looked at the plan view on the blueprints it must have been obvious. I’ll bet some wiseass drew it expecting to get caught and no one stopped it.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Inner Hulk wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Google the Navy barracks they are modifying.
Wow. lol. You’d think they’d notice these things in initial planning.

When they looked at the plan view on the blueprints it must have been obvious. I’ll bet some wiseass drew it expecting to get caught and no one stopped it.[/quote]

I do believe that this is just taking this kind of thing a bit too far…you can find offense almost anywhere if you look deep enough.

[quote]texasguy1 wrote:
And how about this one:

There is an evil being named satan waiting to thwart you at every turn. There is a benevolent being named God who is waiting to thwart satan at every turn by using you to deny the urges satan causes with temptations.

If you don’t devote your life and money to God and his people (the church) and “give in” to Satan instead, you will spend eternity burning in a pit of fire called hell because Satan is mean like that. So give your money to your local preacher or else!![/quote]

Now thats just crazy talk. Who even comes up with this stuff?

Next you’re going to say they have safe houses in neighborhoods all over the place, or their own T.V. stations to communicate long distances.

Aliens, NASA, Moon Landing and some REALLY grainy pictures.

Its always the grainy pictures that have ‘the evidence’.

Here’s some more: Area 51 & Alien ‘Interviews’:

And of course… the Bible of B.S.

I like the one about the Clintons masterminding the killings of various hundreds of political opponents. Bill couldn’t even clean up a semen stain, yet there’s no shortage of diptards who believe he cleaned up every person who had something damaging to say about him.

As for the swastika building, it looks like it’s probably one of the more efficient shapes for delivering natural light to a large number of offices. It’s kinda stupid to change it just because it looks like something else from above.

here’s to some of the best ones

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
texasguy1 wrote:
And how about this one:

There is an evil being named satan waiting to thwart you at every turn. There is a benevolent being named God who is waiting to thwart satan at every turn by using you to deny the urges satan causes with temptations.

If you don’t devote your life and money to God and his people (the church) and “give in” to Satan instead, you will spend eternity burning in a pit of fire called hell because Satan is mean like that. So give your money to your local preacher or else!!

Now thats just crazy talk. Who even comes up with this stuff?

Next you’re going to say they have safe houses in neighborhoods all over the place, or their own T.V. stations to communicate long distances.
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Jesus has a safe house in your heart if you let him live in it like he wants to.

Are we waiting for someone to tell us these are real or are we going to decide ourselves?

http://chomskyswar.com/?p=45

[quote]ssn0 wrote:
Are we waiting for someone to tell us these are real or are we going to decide ourselves?

http://chomskyswar.com/?p=45 [/quote]

UFO’s? Are you serious? Where did they come from?

In the spirit of reviving old threads…This guy on myspace has compiled almost all of the weirdest conspiracy theories out there…

Wild stuff.

edit- check the movie on the page: “but nobody cares.”

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So, Is GW a bumbling nitwit, or a conspiratorial mastermind capable of executing a plot that changed the world?

Cause I usualy here that he’s both, one sentence after the next.
[/quote]

Yeah. The same DUers and Kos Kidz that claim he’s an idiot “question” 9/11.