[quote]hairygorillaguy wrote:
[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
[quote]hairygorillaguy wrote:
I think the kid was looking at the werid man who records little highschool kids for his “personal” collection. [/quote]
All of your posts are shit and not funny.[/quote]
Who said they were sopposed to be funny? you actually spent the time and read all my posts? how flattering. Do you think i give a rats hairy ass what the fuck you think?[/quote]
Make him your trusty Asian sidekick. Have him address you as “Mr. Nards”.
Asian sidekicks can provide amusing rhetoric and can help get you out of sticky situations. In fact, you should train him in a few key catch phrases, the first of which being “That sure was a sticky situation mista Nards-san!”.
You can compensate him for his time with the odd bowl of rice or pat on the head.
[quote]thefederaRist wrote:
[quote]hairygoriRRaguy wrote:
[quote]RationaR Gaze wrote:
[quote]hairygoriRRaguy wrote:
I think the kid was Rooking at the werid man who records RittRe highschooR kids for his “personaR” coRRection. [/quote]
ARR of your posts are shit and not funny.[/quote]
Who said they were sopposed to be funny? you actuaRRy spent the time and read aRR my posts? how fRattering. Do you think i give a rats hairy ass what the fuck you think?[/quote]
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You terr em Federarist
that kid cracked me up.
Thing to remember is that he was making these gestures at me before I got the cmaera on him.
I get someone coming up and trying to talk to me about every 2 or 3 days. I have a very kind looking face that attracts the young, old, retarded, drunk, as well as squirrels and other rodentia.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Thing to remember is that he was making these gestures at me before I got the cmaera on him.
I get someone coming up and trying to talk to me about every 2 or 3 days. I have a very kind looking face that attracts the young, old, retarded, drunk, as well as squirrels and other rodentia.[/quote]
You are an 8ft tall giant Caucasian in a land of Chinese little people. You are bound to be noticed 
Hey we call white man “Ang Mohs” here in Singapore - literally “Red Hair” - don’t ask (it’s Hokkien). Thai people call foreigners “Farangs”. Japanese call them “Gaijins”. I’m sure there is a Chinese equivalent term/slang for White People that the Taiwanese are calling you
There’s "wai gou ren’ which literally means “outside country person” then there’s “Yang Gwei Dzi” which is “foreign devil”
That’s me.
[quote]Nards wrote:
There’s "wai gou ren’ which literally means “outside country person” then there’s “Yang Gwei Dzi” which is “foreign devil”
That’s me.[/quote]
You should hit the kid and see what his reaction is.
Obviously film it while screaming at him in your Arnie impressions.
[quote]Nards wrote:
There’s "wai gou ren’ which literally means “outside country person” then there’s “Yang Gwei Dzi” which is “foreign devil”
That’s me.[/quote]
Don’t worry, subtle racism isn’t exclusive to Taiwan. Ang moh (which basically means white dude) translates to “Red haired devil.” That’s you, heheh.
But it’s all good, I’m half chinese, grew up in Bahrain and talk with an American accent, and I get called Ang Moh occasionally, fml.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
There’s "wai gou ren’ which literally means “outside country person” then there’s “Yang Gwei Dzi” which is “foreign devil”
That’s me.[/quote]
Don’t worry, subtle racism isn’t exclusive to Taiwan. Ang moh (which basically means white dude) translates to “Red haired devil.” That’s you, heheh.
But it’s all good, I’m half chinese, grew up in Bahrain and talk with an American accent, and I get called Ang Moh occasionally, fml.[/quote]
The Cantonese Gweilo is the only other word I’ve heard. Wai Gou Ren is right (confirmed with my Chinese wife).
There’s usually a stereotype associated with each race. So I’m of Indian origin - I must be in IT or a Lawyer, stingy with my money, always looking for a bargain, speaking with a thick accent, saying “birdy num num” when I feel like it…riiiiighhhttt…
“Birdy num nums”? I’m surprised anyone remembers that!
The great thing is if I do anything ‘rude’ here (like telling a teenager to get up for the old woman standing right in front of him on the bus thus making him lose face) people shake their heads and think “Lousy American”
HA! I’M A CANADIAN ASSHOLE BITCHES!!!
HAHA!
'We’ve got Arec Bardwinnnn"
[quote]Nards wrote:
“Birdy num nums”? I’m surprised anyone remembers that!
The great thing is if I do anything ‘rude’ here (like telling a teenager to get up for the old woman standing right in front of him on the bus thus making him lose face) people shake their heads and think “Lousy American”
HA! I’M A CANADIAN ASSHOLE BITCHES!!![/quote]
Peter Sellers is still one of the best all time comedians
Shitty culture on public transport is an Asian thing, you won’t see people getting up for pregnant, old or women with small children on the trains and buses here in Singapore - fucking pathetic. However it’s not like this in South Korea, they have excellent public transport etiquette.
[quote]Nards wrote:
HA! I’M A CANADIAN ASSHOLE BITCHES!!![/quote]
Wait. What’s Canadia? I thought all white people came from the UK and Americana.
@Xander: It’s not all that bad, I’ve never seen a pregnant woman stand unwilling on public transport, or a really old person. “Aunties” and little kids though, heheh, screw those noisy fuckers.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
HA! I’M A CANADIAN ASSHOLE BITCHES!!![/quote]
Wait. What’s Canadia? I thought all white people came from the UK and Americana.
@Xander: It’s not all that bad, I’ve never seen a pregnant woman stand unwilling on public transport, or a really old person. “Aunties” and little kids though, heheh, screw those noisy fuckers.[/quote]
I don’t know if it’s improved man, I remember it took a while to “move” someone to give up their seat. You know the trick - pretending to sleep haha. I’m driving more now, more tolls, expensive parking - can’t fucking win!
Yeah, all it took was 5-10 years of social conditioning, 1000s of hours worth of public service announcements, and a set of really (REALLY) fucking annoying jingles played repeatedly on trains. I have a 1.5 hour commute to school, and I hear those fucking jingles at least 10 times; they usually catch you off guard, you know, when I’m just about to pretend to dose off when some old lady is standing right in front of me 
I was going to post the full jingle, but I realised people would probably think Singapore was as insane as Japan (nothing is that crazy: they think tentacle porn is normal).
Yeah, here in Taiwan on the subway they have designated seats for disabled/elderly/pregnant, in the pic I took it’s the dark blue one, which the World’s Biggest Asshole is resting his feet on.
Not to mention the bag.
Sure some will say you can ask him to move it, but you really shouldn’t have to.
Sorry to waste time but none of my posts seem to be showing tonight.
Maybe nobody can see them.
Well then let’s try something out.
I once killed a man just to watch him die.
Did anyone see that?
Foreign devil indeed. The taiwanese have created a monster!
