[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
screw an entrance song, just run in ON FIRE. your wedding will go down in history. OR FLAMES! it really depends on how quick the fire department responds.
either way, guaranteed good times.[/quote]
This is the best idea yet. Run right through the fucking doors like a goddamn wolverine, while on fire. Have someone at the other end of the room waiting with a fire extinguisher and once the fire is out, remain as calm as possible, as if nothing ever happened.[/quote]
EVEN BETTER: after the bride and groom exchange vows, the priest douses them both in gasoline and REIGNITES THEM as they run down the aisle.
bonus points for drugging all family members in attendance.
this is my vote
The Who - Won’t get fooled again. Say no more.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
screw an entrance song, just run in ON FIRE. your wedding will go down in history. OR FLAMES! it really depends on how quick the fire department responds.
either way, guaranteed good times.[/quote]
This is the best idea yet. Run right through the fucking doors like a goddamn wolverine, while on fire. Have someone at the other end of the room waiting with a fire extinguisher and once the fire is out, remain as calm as possible, as if nothing ever happened.[/quote]
EVEN BETTER: after the bride and groom exchange vows, the priest douses them both in gasoline and REIGNITES THEM as they run down the aisle.
bonus points for drugging all family members in attendance. [/quote]
Even more bonus points if you show up with one of those rings with a little cap on it so you can shove a bunch of coke into it. “Refer” to the coke ring every few minutes, in a manner that suggests you are trying to be inconspicuous but that actually makes it very obvious what you are doing. Then voluntarily light yourself on fire and run out, before the wedding is over and after you have lit the priest on fire. Major bonus points for every member of the bride’s family that you expose yourself to.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
screw an entrance song, just run in ON FIRE. your wedding will go down in history. OR FLAMES! it really depends on how quick the fire department responds.
either way, guaranteed good times.[/quote]
This is the best idea yet. Run right through the fucking doors like a goddamn wolverine, while on fire. Have someone at the other end of the room waiting with a fire extinguisher and once the fire is out, remain as calm as possible, as if nothing ever happened.[/quote]
EVEN BETTER: after the bride and groom exchange vows, the priest douses them both in gasoline and REIGNITES THEM as they run down the aisle.
bonus points for drugging all family members in attendance. [/quote]
I like the tone of this post^^
LOL @ this thread!!! 
Rani baby screams in laughter
[quote]gregron wrote:
This one…
fitting title to walk down the isle to[/quote]
My friends did Star Wars, the opening credits theme though.
[quote]Rainclouds wrote:
Damn, for real? lol