Weaponized Homosexuality

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WASHINGTON The Air Force on Tuesday confirmed a report that in 1994 a military researcher requested $7.5 million to develop a non-lethal “love bomb” that would chemically alter the state of mind of enemy troops and make them want to have sex with each other rather than fight.

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Apparently, they’ve been testing that weapon for years on the US population.

Symptoms include:

  • Asthma (side effect)
  • Cowardice
  • Watching Rosie on The View and posting about it on internet forums
  • Following the Paris Hilton prison case and posting about it on internet forums.
  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.

If you know of anyone exhibiting most or all of these symptoms, please report them to your local gay patrol for apprehension and reeducation.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
Apparently, they’ve been testing that weapon for years on the US population.

Symptoms include:

  • Asthma (side effect)
  • Cowardice
  • Watching Rosie on The View and posting about it on internet forums
  • Following the Paris Hilton prison case and posting about it on internet forums.
  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.

If you know of anyone exhibiting most or all of these symptoms, please report them to your local gay patrol for apprehension and reeducation.
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So basically we’re going to broadcast entertainment tonight in foreign countries?

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Holy homos, batman! I want buttsecks - NOW!

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[quote]pookie wrote:

  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.
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LMAO!

First time I considered BBJ gayer than kickboxing.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
Apparently, they’ve been testing that weapon for years on the US population.

Symptoms include:

  • Asthma (side effect)
  • Cowardice
  • Watching Rosie on The View and posting about it on internet forums
  • Following the Paris Hilton prison case and posting about it on internet forums.
  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.

If you know of anyone exhibiting most or all of these symptoms, please report them to your local gay patrol for apprehension and reeducation.
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LOL.

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Wouldn’t this make them Spartans? No wonder they abandoned the project.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
Apparently, they’ve been testing that weapon for years on the US population.

Symptoms include:

  • Asthma (side effect)
  • Cowardice
  • Watching Rosie on The View and posting about it on internet forums
  • Following the Paris Hilton prison case and posting about it on internet forums.
  • Enjoys kickboxing with well-manicured, sweet-smelling opponents.

If you know of anyone exhibiting most or all of these symptoms, please report them to your local gay patrol for apprehension and reeducation.
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ooooh, burn!