We Can Colonize Motherf*cking Mars

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I know this sounds totally off-the-wall, but I seriously think I’m exactly the type of person they’ll need out there.

I’m a teacher, so I can help educate the children of astronauts who are born there. I am also qualified to teach English to non-native speakers, so I can help teach English to astronauts from other countries that end up over there AND I can teach English to the Martians.
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Having you teach them English is a terrible idea. Martians would be walking around saying stuff like, “I swear, if you existed, I’d divorce you.” and “Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?” [/quote]

Can you imagine how Martian couples will be treating themselves after that?

I hope that was an EMPTY bottle, Marvin! You can’t afford to waste good liquor. Not an ASSOCIATE Martian’s salary!

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gravity on Mars is 38% that of Earth so you’ll be able to hit that 1000 lb bench… for reps!!!

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[quote]Ambugaton wrote:
I’m in. I can leave tomorrow, no questions asked.

Oh wait that’s how I ended up in Afghanistan…[/quote]

Well, on the bright side, the moon is much of the same and noone is shooting at you.

I am no expert and stuff, but personally I would prefer a harsh, dusty environment where noone shoots at me to one where someone does.

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[quote]silverblood wrote:
gravity on Mars is 38% that of Earth so you’ll be able to hit that 1000 lb bench… for reps!!![/quote]

Probably not for reps yet, but definitely for a single. I’d also be diggin that 1500+ deadlift lol.

I would start the Martian Powerlifting Federation and set all the raw world records in it.

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[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]silverblood wrote:
gravity on Mars is 38% that of Earth so you’ll be able to hit that 1000 lb bench… for reps!!![/quote]

Probably not for reps yet, but definitely for a single. I’d also be diggin that 1500+ deadlift lol.

I would start the Martian Powerlifting Federation and set all the raw world records in it.[/quote]
would raw mean only Martian atmosphere or could you use tanked o2

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MPF Records are already out of this world.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I’ll go, get me the fuck off this rock.[/quote]

Ha! I knew you’d take Mars over Cali.