Is that a watermelon in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
LUBBOCK, Texas (AP) - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra�??but don’t necessarily expect it to keep the fireworks all night long.
Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body’s blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation’s top producers of the seedless variety.
Has anyone else seen those stupid viagra commercials where a bunch of middle aged schlubs are sitting around with guitars and harmonicas and shit singing “viva viagra!”
Every time I see that commercial I want to punch a nun.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Is that a watermelon in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
LUBBOCK, Texas (AP) - A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra�??but don’t necessarily expect it to keep the fireworks all night long.
Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body’s blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation’s top producers of the seedless variety.
[quote]anonym wrote:
Interesting, but if you could get any sort of noticeable effect off of watermelon alone, we would have known about this a long time ago.[/quote]
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
Interesting, but if you could get any sort of noticeable effect off of watermelon alone, we would have known about this a long time ago.
[quote]ty45 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
Interesting, but if you could get any sort of noticeable effect off of watermelon alone, we would have known about this a long time ago.
The hell with you then. More watermelons for me.
I stared at ur avatar for a good 5 minutes.[/quote]
This coming from a “Two and a half men” fan. Disgusting.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
Interesting, but if you could get any sort of noticeable effect off of watermelon alone, we would have known about this a long time ago.
The hell with you then. More watermelons for me.
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Why waste time eating watermelons when I can just stare at that avatar?
[quote]anonym wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
anonym wrote:
Interesting, but if you could get any sort of noticeable effect off of watermelon alone, we would have known about this a long time ago.
The hell with you then. More watermelons for me.
Why waste time eating watermelons when I can just stare at that avatar?[/quote]
[quote]anonym wrote:
Interesting, but if you could get any sort of noticeable effect off of watermelon alone, we would have known about this a long time ago.[/quote]
[quote]Hoffa wrote:
anonym wrote:
Interesting, but if you could get any sort of noticeable effect off of watermelon alone, we would have known about this a long time ago.
I think this was in a Seinfeld episode years ago.[/quote]
