You do everything with girls except having sex with them lol…I suspect you’ll have a great future when youre older.
Anyhoo, if she nails you in the nuts next time, nail her in the ovaries. Then snap her neck when she’s writhing in agony (ok thats too much). Just SIIHP.
[quote]Petermus wrote:
im a senior in hs and this 11th grade girl hits guys in the balls all the time, i was talking to her and she walked up ahead of me when i was done talking and knocked me in the balls and nailed my left nut… lots of swearing lol[/quote]
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
You do everything with girls except having sex with them lol…I suspect you’ll have a great future when youre older.
Anyhoo, if she nails you in the nuts next time, nail her in the ovaries. Then snap her neck when she’s writhing in agony (ok thats too much). Just SIIHP.
Petermus wrote:
im a senior in hs and this 11th grade girl hits guys in the balls all the time, i was talking to her and she walked up ahead of me when i was done talking and knocked me in the balls and nailed my left nut… lots of swearing lol
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Mhhh yes siihp FTW!! Then pull her hair and donkey punch the shit out of her. Get your pink sock and stick it in her mouth!
[quote]elano wrote:
tribunaldude wrote:
You do everything with girls except having sex with them lol…I suspect you’ll have a great future when youre older.
Anyhoo, if she nails you in the nuts next time, nail her in the ovaries. Then snap her neck when she’s writhing in agony (ok thats too much). Just SIIHP.
Petermus wrote:
im a senior in hs and this 11th grade girl hits guys in the balls all the time, i was talking to her and she walked up ahead of me when i was done talking and knocked me in the balls and nailed my left nut… lots of swearing lol
Mhhh yes siihp FTW!! Then pull her hair and donkey punch the shit out of her. Get your pink sock and stick it in her mouth![/quote]
Why do I have a mental image of you spanking like crazy when you’re writing this?
Regarding the video - nothing funny about it. I don’t know what she was thinking but people like that scare me. It was thoughtless and moronic. I don’t care if the guy was 1/4 squatting the bar. Don’t touch him and for Christ sake please don’t kick him in the nuts.
[quote]Petermus wrote:
im a senior in hs and this 11th grade girl hits guys in the balls all the time, i was talking to her and she walked up ahead of me when i was done talking and knocked me in the balls and nailed my left nut… lots of swearing lol[/quote]
I hate bitches that think they can get away with shit just because they’re bitches and you’re not supposed to hit them. If a bitch deserves to be hit, it is your duty, not only to yourself, but to all of mankind, to hit said bitch until she has learned her lesson. You can’t fucking hit a guy in the sack and expect no consequences. A vagina is not a get out of jail free card.
This type of shit is what the 20lb barbell is for.
Yeah maybe not but at that resolution and the fact that I’ve seen a few .22 cal pistols with F all muzzle flash they might as well be real. Fact is that type of shit happens every day in places where most anyone on this forum wouldn’t have the sand to go.
the shit video may not have picked up on the flash, being like 3 frames per year. Shit I’ve used actual dedicated cameras [as in not phone cam like this one] that dont pick up the movement of an olympic lift from hips to chin.
Even if it not “real” you can be assured that It’s likely happened IRL more times than you can count with no mittens, socks off and pants down.
[quote]TooHuman wrote:
This happened to a friend/coworker’s brother.
The guy was doing a heavy triple at the time.
A girl went up to slap his ass on the eccentric of rep 1 and clipped his ball.
He dumped the weight(4 plates) and collapsed from a massive herniation.
My friend says the last thing he remembers is seeing his brother turn pale and pass out before the paramedics got to him.
He bled out in the hospital.[/quote]
holy shit.
this made me realise how vunerable we are when back squatting, i think if a chick had kicked me in the balls in my latest 20 rep session, i would have passed out.
i have no trouble believing toohumans story.
p.s. i didnt see any blood in that video, first i throught it was metal bb or rubber bullets due to the high raste of fire from the skinny kid(no recoil), but maybe it was a small calibre real weapon, did i just watch 3 people die?
the squatting video is just ridiculously stupid. First of all looks like it’s his first day squatting, which makes it an obvious setup. I wish she would’ve really kicked him in the nads as hard as she could. Now that wouldn’t have been such a waste of 51 seconds that I’ll never get back.
Pretty dumb even if it’s staged. I don’t understand people in the gym sometimes. Today I was there doing complexes, and because it was real quiet I took the bar and weights to an open corner of the gym (to have some space.) I’m doing cleans from the hang, as in throwing around a giant fucking heavy piece of metal, and this stupid girl literally walks right behind me to grab a mat or something. She snuck right by, maybe inches between us. I was so shocked, I stopped. Imagine if I had accidentally smacked her with the bar!?
Then she probably spent the next hour riding a bike and talking on her cellphone…
And it’s not like there wasn’t plenty of other spaces open in the gym. Or she could have just waited a minute to stretch or whatever. Pretty shocking.
She’s just a dumb, naive, cunt, and she doesn’t understand the potential harm she could have REALLY caused him. Maybe the guy deserved the kick… But not with weight on his back. It could have seriously screwed him up… She’s really fucking dumb. Really fucking dumb… I can’t even comprehend a depth of dumbness beyond those words… But if I could… She would be “that.”
