I can’t fight the retarded 13 year old deep within me.
I’m Sand?
[quote]Sand?: How many penises do you have?
the 6: i loled
Sand?: sweet
the 6: thats a good new approach
the 6: well
the 6: im afraid i have 1
the 6: so i wont be of service to you
Sand?: only 1?
Sand?: that’s not normal is it?
the 6: well
the 6: only half the world population suffers this terrible disease
Sand?: I’ve been lied to
Sand?: My dentist will be hearing from me tomorrow[/quote]
[quote]The other Rob wrote:
I can’t fight the retarded 13 year old deep within me.
I’m Sand?
Sand?: How many penises do you have?
the 6: i loled
Sand?: sweet
the 6: thats a good new approach
the 6: well
the 6: im afraid i have 1
the 6: so i wont be of service to you
Sand?: only 1?
Sand?: that’s not normal is it?
the 6: well
the 6: only half the world population suffers this terrible disease
Sand?: I’ve been lied to
Sand?: My dentist will be hearing from me tomorrow[/quote]
i found the same dude, after reading your post, roflmao
im lassie
Lassie: woof
the 6: LASSIE!
Lassie: how many penises do you have?
the 6: tears pour down my eyes
the 6: you again?
Lassie: haha
Lassie: no
the 6: FFUUUU
[quote]Sand?: ULIkeVag?
Sand?: Rly?
iLikeVag: yeh
Sand?: Srsly?
iLikeVag: lol
Sand?: I like hats
iLikeVag: i do!
Sand?: And whisky
iLikeVag: i love vagina
Sand?: I find that aspect of your personality particularly fascinating, please tell me more
iLikeVag: well you see
iLikeVag: i have this girlfriend
iLikeVag: and she is 12
Sand?: Please continue
iLikeVag: and im 13
Sand?: Yup
iLikeVag: and we have been going out since we were 7
iLikeVag: and we started having sex on her 10th birthday
Sand?: Are you aware that pedophiles have been sighted on this website
Sand?: They’re everywhere
iLikeVag: really?
Sand?: I’d be careful with your stories of 12 year old vagina
Sand?: It’s true
iLikeVag: dude shes my girlfriend
iLikeVag: who says its illegal to have sex?
Sand?: BOYFRIEND, it’s spelt BOYFRIEND
Sand?: Teh governments
iLikeVag: show me
iLikeVag: where it says its illegal for underage people to have sex
Sand?: Nelson Mandela fought and died so that people like you could have the right to be free
Sand?: and this is what you do with it
Sand?: You sicken me
iLikeVag: um ok?
iLikeVag: lots of people have sex…
Sand?: Well yeah
Sand?: Just think about that next time you’re thinking of peding out or whatever it is you kids call it these days
iLikeVag: wtf
iLikeVag: how am i a pedo
iLikeVag: its not like i force her to have sex
Sand?: You don’t?
Sand?: That’s even worse
Sand?: You psychopath
iLikeVag: your stupid
Sand?: Your sexy
iLikeVag: thxx
iLikeVag: 
iLikeVag: im just kidding about all that
iLikeVag: im a virgin 
Sand?: Rly?
iLikeVag: yea
Sand?: Do you know what sand stands for?
iLikeVag: no
iLikeVag: what ?
Sand?: sexually appropriate non-chalante disco
iLikeVag: lol
iLikeVag: ur funny
Sand?: You wish
iLikeVag: how old r u?
Sand?: Like over 9000
Sand?: or less
iLikeVag: um
iLikeVag: ?
Sand?: I get confused easily
iLikeVag: you are very weird
Sand?: It’s either 21 or 112
Sand?: I’m always getting them mixed up
iLikeVag: i think ur gay
iLikeVag: GAY[/quote]
Owned at the end here, but revenge was to be had…
[quote]iLikeVag: hey
iLikeVag: again
Sand?: Damn
Sand?: and blast
Sand?: Foiled again
iLikeVag: so yeah
iLikeVag: me and my girlfriend
Sand?: Tell me again how you like vag
iLikeVag: fucked so hard last night
iLikeVag: she came like 5 times
iLikeVag: no joke
Sand?: I think UR gay
Sand?: GAY[/quote]
That made me happy.
Here’s another one, they disconnected from me…
[quote]Cadbury: Why hi
Sand?: Your name rhymes with Badbury
Sand?: I thought you should know that
Cadbury: What’s Badbury?
Sand?: I don’t know
Sand?: But it scares me
Cadbury: Heh, shouldn’t do
Sand?: Why not? It’s got the word bad in it for gods sake. Thats got to be a bad omen.
Sand?: It also rhymes with Sadbury
Sand?: Are you sad?
Cadbury: Not at all
Sand?: Why?
Cadbury: Why would I be?
Sand?: You don’t need a reason to be sad. Its just normal isn’t it?
Sand?: Thats what my wife told me
Cadbury: It is, yes, but I’m not 
Sand?: Wife/Dog
Sand?: She’s a dog
Sand?: But she’s also my wife
Sand?: We’re very much in love
Cadbury: Really. How does that work?
Sand?: It’s very biological
Sand?: You ever heard of doggy style?
Cadbury: Of course
Sand?: Whoever named that never slept with a dog
Sand?: Basically you hang upside down
Sand?: From a rafter or whatever is nearby
Sand?: You’ll need to lift the dog up at first
Sand?: obviously[/quote]
[quote]The other Rob wrote:
Sand?: ULIkeVag?
Sand?: Rly?
iLikeVag: yeh
Sand?: Srsly?
iLikeVag: lol
Sand?: I like hats
iLikeVag: i do!
Sand?: And whisky
iLikeVag: i love vagina
Sand?: I find that aspect of your personality particularly fascinating, please tell me more
iLikeVag: well you see
iLikeVag: i have this girlfriend
iLikeVag: and she is 12
Sand?: Please continue
iLikeVag: and im 13
Sand?: Yup
iLikeVag: and we have been going out since we were 7
iLikeVag: and we started having sex on her 10th birthday
Sand?: Are you aware that pedophiles have been sighted on this website
Sand?: They’re everywhere
iLikeVag: really?
Sand?: I’d be careful with your stories of 12 year old vagina
Sand?: It’s true
iLikeVag: dude shes my girlfriend
iLikeVag: who says its illegal to have sex?
Sand?: BOYFRIEND, it’s spelt BOYFRIEND
Sand?: Teh governments
iLikeVag: show me
iLikeVag: where it says its illegal for underage people to have sex
Sand?: Nelson Mandela fought and died so that people like you could have the right to be free
Sand?: and this is what you do with it
Sand?: You sicken me
iLikeVag: um ok?
iLikeVag: lots of people have sex…
Sand?: Well yeah
Sand?: Just think about that next time you’re thinking of peding out or whatever it is you kids call it these days
iLikeVag: wtf
iLikeVag: how am i a pedo
iLikeVag: its not like i force her to have sex
Sand?: You don’t?
Sand?: That’s even worse
Sand?: You psychopath
iLikeVag: your stupid
Sand?: Your sexy
iLikeVag: thxx
iLikeVag:
iLikeVag: im just kidding about all that
iLikeVag: im a virgin
Sand?: Rly?
iLikeVag: yea
Sand?: Do you know what sand stands for?
iLikeVag: no
iLikeVag: what ?
Sand?: sexually appropriate non-chalante disco
iLikeVag: lol
iLikeVag: ur funny
Sand?: You wish
iLikeVag: how old r u?
Sand?: Like over 9000
Sand?: or less
iLikeVag: um
iLikeVag: ?
Sand?: I get confused easily
iLikeVag: you are very weird
Sand?: It’s either 21 or 112
Sand?: I’m always getting them mixed up
iLikeVag: i think ur gay
iLikeVag: GAY
Owned at the end here, but revenge was to be had…
iLikeVag: hey
iLikeVag: again
Sand?: Damn
Sand?: and blast
Sand?: Foiled again
iLikeVag: so yeah
iLikeVag: me and my girlfriend
Sand?: Tell me again how you like vag
iLikeVag: fucked so hard last night
iLikeVag: she came like 5 times
iLikeVag: no joke
Sand?: I think UR gay
Sand?: GAY
That made me happy.
Here’s another one, they disconnected from me…
Cadbury: Why hi
Sand?: Your name rhymes with Badbury
Sand?: I thought you should know that
Cadbury: What’s Badbury?
Sand?: I don’t know
Sand?: But it scares me
Cadbury: Heh, shouldn’t do
Sand?: Why not? It’s got the word bad in it for gods sake. Thats got to be a bad omen.
Sand?: It also rhymes with Sadbury
Sand?: Are you sad?
Cadbury: Not at all
Sand?: Why?
Cadbury: Why would I be?
Sand?: You don’t need a reason to be sad. Its just normal isn’t it?
Sand?: Thats what my wife told me
Cadbury: It is, yes, but I’m not
Sand?: Wife/Dog
Sand?: She’s a dog
Sand?: But she’s also my wife
Sand?: We’re very much in love
Cadbury: Really. How does that work?
Sand?: It’s very biological
Sand?: You ever heard of doggy style?
Cadbury: Of course
Sand?: Whoever named that never slept with a dog
Sand?: Basically you hang upside down
Sand?: From a rafter or whatever is nearby
Sand?: You’ll need to lift the dog up at first
Sand?: obviously[/quote]
Lmao I swear some of you people get the funny people to mess with. I always get the people that disconnect right away if your not a girl. and i’m tired of pretending to be a girl… (no homo or w/e)
SandyVag: hi
Cadbury: Evening
SandyVag: wow thats wierd
Cadbury: What is?
SandyVag: your name rhymes with Badbury
Cadbury: And sadbury?
SandyVag: YEAH!
Cadbury: Fancy that
SandyVag: dude thats fucking freaky
SandyVag: That has to be bad luck or something right?
Cadbury: More likely that you’re the same person as before
SandyVag: Excuse me?
Poor guy.
lmfao, you guys are fucked up messin with people like this
The Immortal wants to play