VT Prisoners Call Food Foul

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
orion wrote:

Yeah all those people doing 10 years for selling light bulbs or shooting an intruder at 2am who kind of forgot to announce that he was po-lice, should be gang raped and fed soylent green.

Or the guy that shot up a school…[/quote]

Problem is, they are sitting in the same cell-

Kinda sounds what me and my house-mates ate in college during one particularly $$-lean month, except we had chopped-up beef franks instead of raisins; minus the vegetable oil.

We dubbed it “Glog”; short for gastrointestinal clog, because that’s what it did. Cheese + instant potato flakes = industrial strength concrete.

[quote]orion wrote:
…, be they prisoners or Iraqis, …[/quote]

You knew it was coming.

[quote]orion wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
orion wrote:

Yeah all those people doing 10 years for selling light bulbs or shooting an intruder at 2am who kind of forgot to announce that he was po-lice, should be gang raped and fed soylent green.

Or the guy that shot up a school…

Problem is, they are sitting in the same cell-[/quote]

And smearing excrement on the wall. Fine people, your friends.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
orion wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
orion wrote:

Yeah all those people doing 10 years for selling light bulbs or shooting an intruder at 2am who kind of forgot to announce that he was po-lice, should be gang raped and fed soylent green.

Or the guy that shot up a school…

Problem is, they are sitting in the same cell-

And smearing excrement on the wall. Fine people, your friends.[/quote]

If they do I hope they lose that habit before they are released into your neighborhood.

A steady diet of violence and neglect will most certainly achieve that.

[quote]orion wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
orion wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
orion wrote:

Yeah all those people doing 10 years for selling light bulbs or shooting an intruder at 2am who kind of forgot to announce that he was po-lice, should be gang raped and fed soylent green.

Or the guy that shot up a school…

Problem is, they are sitting in the same cell-

And smearing excrement on the wall. Fine people, your friends.

If they do I hope they lose that habit before they are released into your neighborhood.

A steady diet of violence and neglect will most certainly achieve that.

[/quote]

See, I don’t want people that shoot up schools released in my neighborhood. Nor do I want them smearing excrement on walls in their cells. I am glad that corrections officials have the power to change their prisoners diet in order to get them to behave themselves.

I remember a comedian I heard, he was talking about how prisoners get to lift weights, get three squares a day, and come out of prison more fit than when they went in.

He said that the weights should be taken away and that the prisoners should be fed a strict bacon, lard, and cheese diet, so when they get out they weigh like 300+ lbs. and are much easier to catch in the future because they can’t run.

I thought that was really funny.

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
I remember a comedian I heard, he was talking about how prisoners get to lift weights, get three squares a day, and come out of prison more fit than when they went in.

He said that the weights should be taken away and that the prisoners should be fed a strict bacon, lard, and cheese diet, so when they get out they weigh like 300+ lbs. and are much easier to catch in the future because they can’t run.

I thought that was really funny. [/quote]

Sounds like the Anabolic Diet.