I just read Shugart’s Random Acts of Cerebration post and I checked out the Virutal Bartender (www.virtualbartender.beer.com). Okay, heres the deal, I can get her to make out with another girl, bring me a beer, show me her thong (along with the beer.com tattooed on her creamy ass cheek) and those things are all very nice - but heres the problem, I can’t get her to show me her tits. What the fuck? Anybody know what I type in to get her to show me those luscious tittie-balls? Shugart? You said you got her to show you her boobs, whats the trick?
She just takes off her shirt. The bra stays on. Type in “Can I have your shirt?” or just “shirt” and she’ll take it off. I don’t think there’s any nudity at the site.
But the model’s name is Tammy Plante and she’s done work for Playboy so the boobage is out there.
Also get her to do a lap dance, rap, shoot you, take a “shower,” have a pillow fight, and “strip.”
I typed call someone and she has a board with 555-beer and call me written on it, if you type write something she has a sign that says “come here often stud”, yes I have no life
Other words to use are "jedi, karate, yoga, tickle, box, and cape (not sure what that is, but something happens).
Thanks Shugs, you’re the best. Now if only I had some Vaseline and Kleenex then I’d have my whole night mapped out.
Try “banana.”
Typing in “think” is cute too. Then again, Tammy would be cute having explosive diarrhea.
That gal works a flirt like no one I’ve ever seen.
I don’t want to ruin the fun for anyone but: exercise, jump, jiggle, spin, catwalk, rub, and bud all work too.
I got you all beat…fake an orgasm.
Try “orgasm”
kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.
got this list off of milkandcookies.
Try this one out if your amused by the bartender:
It’s been out there for quite a while, although not quite as pleasing to the eyes…
Just type in “smack”
“man”
Try “balls.”
some guy decoded the program and found all the available commands… http://www.webguru.org/beergirl/ might save you guys some time, haha. haven’t checked them all out yet but “seduce” is the best I’ve seen.
“Be pretty”