Vigilante Slow Driving in Fast Lane

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:

Dude, it’s all passive/aggressive hysterical behavior. Left lanes riders, the guys that speed up to try to cut you off, the guys that try to block someone coming down the shoulder - all of them, every single one of them are E-men (Estrogen Men). They act like the highway is one big line they are waiting in and that everyone behind them has to stay behind THEM. They are also usually the type of people that do things in their cars they would never do in person. It’s dysfunctional, irrational behavior at its worst and E-man behavior at its best.

Apparently, a few more E-men have been exposed by this thread. Waaah waaah waaah, “who are you to want to go faster than me”…waaah waaah waaah, “your time isn’t more important than mine”, waaah waah waah "I’m already going 10 mph over the speed limit, waaah waaah waah “of all the old ladies, old men and out of shape middle aged men I’ve confronted, not one was late for an appointment or the airport”, waaah waaah waaah, “I always maneuver my car enough into the shoulder so they can’t pass, then I get out and confront the person after I’ve sized them up and I’m sure I can handle them, and give them a good piece of my mind”.

I trust all you E-men can find high heels and dresses in your size.

A T-man, if such a creature truly exists, realizes that he is not the center of the universe, that if someone behind him wants to pass, that simply YIELDING and letting them pass is, at the end of the minute, hour and day, no sweat off your back and is the POLITE thing (and the LAWFUL thing) to do - unless of course they are riding down your bumper in the RIGHT lane. If someone is trying to negotiate the shoulder in jammed traffic, for whatever reason, unless you choose to do likewise, their actions don’t affect your outcome - mind your own damn business should be the FIRST GOLDEN RULE.

When you start insisting and obstructing people walking in the mall or other public place from moving faster than, or around you, then you have earned the right to act in a similiar irrational manner while behind the wheel of a car.

This isn’t even good trolling. Stupidest post ever…
Go drive off a cliff.

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You’re just angry because you can’t find dresses in your size big fella. Don’t fret; now that you’ve conquered the world and skill of driving like a woman, perhaps you can learn some sewing skills and start making your own little special numbers. I bet you’d be quite fetching in a nice flower print for the spring.

Ah yes, I can see it now, I pass your passive/aggressive ass at a high rate of speed, only to have you catch up at the next red light. Watching you from my side view mirror, I see you, infuriated, exiting your car, your floral print dress flapping in the spring breeze, the too snug nylon stockings bunched a bit around your meaty 15% + bodyfat knees, the gentle wind caressing the bangs of your wig over your manly brow, you slightly stumbling, like a fledgling baby colt taking its first steps, as you struggle in your high heels to run up to my car. I know you’re angry and frustrated because your mascara is running and your cheeks are pink - different from your rouge, unmistakably flushed with anger. And as you approach, I see your freshly painted nails disappear into the palm of your hand as your form a fist, walking quicker now, I can see some jiggle over the too tight bra strap (dude, shop at the big girl plus size stores)…as I sit there peeing my pants in laughter. A new superhero you ask? No, it’s “head” hunter, in his drag get up, driving slow past the high schools where he doesn’t work…after all, trolling the halls of your own school is far too risky right?

TheBodyGuard,

That was an image that will haunt me for a long time to come…

Let my insommnia be on your conscience!

LOL it IS disturbing isn’t it. Sorry man.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Ah yes, I can see it now, I pass your passive/aggressive ass at a high rate of speed[/quote]

Alright you interweb tough guy !! Where do you live? I will god dayum gerantee you that you would NOT pass me at a high rate of speed (as you so eloquently put it)…name the roadway and you’re sorry ass will get blocked…yeah…me and my slow car will fly out to whatever slum you call home and show you a thing or two you won’t soon forget…unless your really dum which it sounds like you are and then you might forget them sooner than a smart, sensible speed driving, driver would…time and place bra !

[quote]sen say wrote:
I used to drive down a road where you had to wait like 10 minutes at a stop sign…the line of cars backed up about a half mile…some assholes would pull into a shopping plaza beside the road and drive through the parking lot and then exit the lot bypassing the line of traffic…

I’d watch for them in my rear view mirror and if the timing worked out I could pull off the road and block them from exiting…I would put my car in park and walk over to their car and ask them why they thought their time was more important than everyone else’s…not once did anyone tell me they were late for the airport or have a legitimate reason…I think television is to blame for a lot of this.[/quote]

Jeez, first your original post and now this one??

Please be aware that bringing this nonsense to the overcrowded highways and roads of southern California can absolutely get you shot nowadays. Of course the idea of discharging a firearm at someone over traffic is completely over-the-top ridiculous, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t happening and with increasing frequency.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
This isn’t even good trolling. Stupidest post ever…
Go drive off a cliff.

You’re just angry because you can’t find dresses in your size big fella. Don’t fret; now that you’ve conquered the world and skill of driving like a woman, perhaps you can learn some sewing skills and start making your own little special numbers. I bet you’d be quite fetching in a nice flower print for the spring.

Ah yes, I can see it now, I pass your passive/aggressive ass at a high rate of speed, only to have you catch up at the next red light. Watching you from my side view mirror, I see you, infuriated, exiting your car, your floral print dress flapping in the spring breeze, the too snug nylon stockings bunched a bit around your meaty 15% + bodyfat knees, the gentle wind caressing the bangs of your wig over your manly brow, you slightly stumbling, like a fledgling baby colt taking its first steps, as you struggle in your high heels to run up to my car. I know you’re angry and frustrated because your mascara is running and your cheeks are pink - different from your rouge, unmistakably flushed with anger. And as you approach, I see your freshly painted nails disappear into the palm of your hand as your form a fist, walking quicker now, I can see some jiggle over the too tight bra strap (dude, shop at the big girl plus size stores)…as I sit there peeing my pants in laughter. A new superhero you ask? No, it’s “head” hunter, in his drag get up, driving slow past the high schools where he doesn’t work…after all, trolling the halls of your own school is far too risky right?[/quote]

You seem fascinated with imagining big guys in dresses. Issues?

Now, nimrod, studies have shown that women watch men’s behavior in social situations, and mark a man down if he gets out of the way of other men or gives another man room to sit, and so on. The men who move are…beta men, like you. Women are drawn to the men who establish their territory and their rules because they are …alpha males, which you sure ain’t.

So, next time you inconvenience yourself so some half-wit can speed past you, blame it on your beta nature.

ROAD EDICT !!! PREVENTS ROAD RAGE!!!

[quote]Headhunter wrote:

You seem fascinated with imagining big guys in dresses. Issues?

Now, nimrod, studies have shown that women watch men’s behavior in social situations, and mark a man down if he gets out of the way of other men or gives another man room to sit, and so on. The men who move are…beta men, like you. Women are drawn to the men who establish their territory and their rules because they are …alpha males, which you sure ain’t.

So, next time you inconvenience yourself so some half-wit can speed past you, blame it on your beta nature.

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You might buy and consume “Alpha Male”, but you’re an E-man at heart and testicle. If we shared a cell, I’d have you parading around in hot pants and a tube top doing domestic duties.

Good manners is a sign of grace, being kind and considerate when you don’t have to, to people you don’t have to…ah,but I’m wasting key strokes on a guy that thinks and proclaims it would be a mistake to fool with him because he is tall and fat. The beauty of this post is you telling me who women are drawn to. Women are drawn to a passive/aggressive idiot driving down the left lane who refuses to move? Ah yes, now that’s sexy. An ill mannered fat guy who is so insecure that although he apparently works out, he cannot yield to another man out of grace and politeness? When is your photo shoot with Tmag scheduled? More likely, when is your interview with Cosmopolitan scheduled?

Too many “men” that work out seem to have a tattered and false sense of self-esteem and apparently, what it means to be a real man. You are apparently such a misguided unfortunate soul. I hope you limit the influence you have on your students to the subject of math.

When you’re unintentionally funny, as you are, you are not only acting the clown, you are the clown. Do you alternate between dressing up in drag and the clown outfit? I’m trying to imagine you hopping out of your car in a rage with your clown outfit on. Or perhaps "head"hunting at the local schools with your clown outfit. Hmmm.

Anyway, you attempting to match wits with me is now, for me, becoming too much like picking on the retarded kid. I’m sure you would believe such behavior to be “Alpha” ya silly misguided caveman, but I find it unrewarding. I’d much rather duel with someone capable.

[quote]sen say wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:

Ah yes, I can see it now, I pass your passive/aggressive ass at a high rate of speed

Alright you interweb tough guy !! Where do you live? I will god dayum gerantee you that you would NOT pass me at a high rate of speed (as you so eloquently put it)…name the roadway and you’re sorry ass will get blocked…yeah…me and my slow car will fly out to whatever slum you call home and show you a thing or two you won’t soon forget…unless your really dum which it sounds like you are and then you might forget them sooner than a smart, sensible speed driving, driver would…time and place bra ![/quote]

TheBodyGuard is going to go all Gov. Corzine on your red-pickup truck, slow-driving ass!

DB

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Headhunter wrote:

You seem fascinated with imagining big guys in dresses. Issues?

Anyway, you attempting to match wits with me is now, for me, becoming too much like picking on the retarded kid. I’m sure you would believe such behavior to be “Alpha” ya silly misguided caveman, but I find it unrewarding. I’d much rather duel with someone capable.[/quote]

Face it, junior. You are a Beta Male. You get out of the way of real men and get over like a bitch when you see someone driving up close to you. You have CBM syndrome —classic beta male syndrome.

Buck up though, little boy. Maybe puberty will happen soon for you.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
sen say wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:

Ah yes, I can see it now, I pass your passive/aggressive ass at a high rate of speed

Alright you interweb tough guy !! Where do you live? I will god dayum gerantee you that you would NOT pass me at a high rate of speed (as you so eloquently put it)…name the roadway and you’re sorry ass will get blocked…yeah…me and my slow car will fly out to whatever slum you call home and show you a thing or two you won’t soon forget…unless your really dum which it sounds like you are and then you might forget them sooner than a smart, sensible speed driving, driver would…time and place bra !

TheBodyGuard is going to go all Gov. Corzine on your red-pickup truck, slow-driving ass!

DB[/quote]

He likes the ‘ass’ part. He seems fascinated with imagining me in a dress.

I think he is a junior high kid trolling on here. And he’s not even a decent troll — every post is stupider than the last.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
— every post is stupider than the last.

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nope…he’s all over the place as far as sequential stupidness…

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
I do something like this, for the sheer enjoyment of pissing off other drivers:

About a couple of blocks from where I live, a 4 lane road with left turn lane interesects a road I take to my house. I get in the left passing lane a couple of blocks before the turn, mostly to avoid being trapped. Invariably, someone will try to dart around me to cut in front and get to the left turn before me (which often made me miss the light). So, when I see them begin their dart, I floor it and try to trap them in the right lane, so now they can’t turn left! Often, the car behind me will play along and speed up too, trapping the lane jumper REALLY GOOD!

It is wonderful! Sometimes you get to scream back and forth with the asshole who tried to cut the line, flip each other off…it is just plain fun!

I know someone will come on here and rip me for doing this. However, save the lecture for the ill-mannered motherfucker who doesn’t want to wait in line like all us shleps, who believe that what they’re doing MUST be more important than anything I might be doing.

They just might have to get somewhere quicker than your dumb ass - ever been late to get somewhere? I hope someone rips you from your car one day and pounds you proper. I can’t stand people like you or the OP on the roadways. Get a damn bicycle or take public transportation.

As if it would kill you or ruin your day for someone to actually get in front of you “out of turn”. Effing childlike mentality.
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Leave earlier, its a simple concept.

Son of a Nutcracker ! I got a fucking speeding ticket in the mail from some fucking speeding camera on the road where I drive 5 miles over the limit !

This Big Brother government can suck my cautious driving dick !

[quote]sen say wrote:
Son of a Nutcracker ! I got a fucking speeding ticket in the mail from some fucking speeding camera on the road where I drive 5 miles over the limit !

This Big Brother government can suck my cautious driving dick ![/quote]

I hate those fucking cameras too! The damnned things are everywhere. I seem to remember a news story where the typical person is on camera something like 70 times a day, or some number like that.

One hundred years from now, the word ‘privacy’ will be obsolete.

[quote]Headhunter wrote:

I hate those fucking cameras too!
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Jesus…i just got another one today for busting a red light going 65 in a 25…wtf !!!

[quote]sen say wrote:
Headhunter wrote:

I hate those fucking cameras too!

Jesus…i just got another one today for busting a red light going 65 in a 25…wtf !!![/quote]

Lol…stoke that fire!

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
sen say wrote:
Son of a Nutcracker ! I got a fucking speeding ticket in the mail from some fucking speeding camera on the road where I drive 5 miles over the limit !

This Big Brother government can suck my cautious driving dick !

I hate those fucking cameras too! The damnned things are everywhere. I seem to remember a news story where the typical person is on camera something like 70 times a day, or some number like that.

One hundred years from now, the word ‘privacy’ will be obsolete.

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I alway flip them off. I think it expresses my sentiments towards the damn things nicely.

[quote]sen say wrote:
Son of a Nutcracker ! I got a fucking speeding ticket in the mail from some fucking speeding camera on the road where I drive 5 miles over the limit !

This Big Brother government can suck my cautious driving dick ![/quote]

Note to self: Never go to Saskatchewan, CAN