[quote]Headhunter wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Dude, it’s all passive/aggressive hysterical behavior. Left lanes riders, the guys that speed up to try to cut you off, the guys that try to block someone coming down the shoulder - all of them, every single one of them are E-men (Estrogen Men). They act like the highway is one big line they are waiting in and that everyone behind them has to stay behind THEM. They are also usually the type of people that do things in their cars they would never do in person. It’s dysfunctional, irrational behavior at its worst and E-man behavior at its best.
Apparently, a few more E-men have been exposed by this thread. Waaah waaah waaah, “who are you to want to go faster than me”…waaah waaah waaah, “your time isn’t more important than mine”, waaah waah waah "I’m already going 10 mph over the speed limit, waaah waaah waah “of all the old ladies, old men and out of shape middle aged men I’ve confronted, not one was late for an appointment or the airport”, waaah waaah waaah, “I always maneuver my car enough into the shoulder so they can’t pass, then I get out and confront the person after I’ve sized them up and I’m sure I can handle them, and give them a good piece of my mind”.
I trust all you E-men can find high heels and dresses in your size.
A T-man, if such a creature truly exists, realizes that he is not the center of the universe, that if someone behind him wants to pass, that simply YIELDING and letting them pass is, at the end of the minute, hour and day, no sweat off your back and is the POLITE thing (and the LAWFUL thing) to do - unless of course they are riding down your bumper in the RIGHT lane. If someone is trying to negotiate the shoulder in jammed traffic, for whatever reason, unless you choose to do likewise, their actions don’t affect your outcome - mind your own damn business should be the FIRST GOLDEN RULE.
When you start insisting and obstructing people walking in the mall or other public place from moving faster than, or around you, then you have earned the right to act in a similiar irrational manner while behind the wheel of a car.
This isn’t even good trolling. Stupidest post ever…
Go drive off a cliff.
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You’re just angry because you can’t find dresses in your size big fella. Don’t fret; now that you’ve conquered the world and skill of driving like a woman, perhaps you can learn some sewing skills and start making your own little special numbers. I bet you’d be quite fetching in a nice flower print for the spring.
Ah yes, I can see it now, I pass your passive/aggressive ass at a high rate of speed, only to have you catch up at the next red light. Watching you from my side view mirror, I see you, infuriated, exiting your car, your floral print dress flapping in the spring breeze, the too snug nylon stockings bunched a bit around your meaty 15% + bodyfat knees, the gentle wind caressing the bangs of your wig over your manly brow, you slightly stumbling, like a fledgling baby colt taking its first steps, as you struggle in your high heels to run up to my car. I know you’re angry and frustrated because your mascara is running and your cheeks are pink - different from your rouge, unmistakably flushed with anger. And as you approach, I see your freshly painted nails disappear into the palm of your hand as your form a fist, walking quicker now, I can see some jiggle over the too tight bra strap (dude, shop at the big girl plus size stores)…as I sit there peeing my pants in laughter. A new superhero you ask? No, it’s “head” hunter, in his drag get up, driving slow past the high schools where he doesn’t work…after all, trolling the halls of your own school is far too risky right?