Viagra. Where Do I Store it When Going Out

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[quote]on edge wrote:

So how the fuck is it some of you guys need Viagra?

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That’s like saying:

I’ve never broken a bone, how the fuck is it some of you guys need a cast?
I’ve never had anxiety, how the fuck is it some of you guys need Xanax?
I’ve never been depressed, how the fuck is it some of you guys need Zoloft?

Plus it ignores the other contingent, which I believe is what Push was eluding to, that maybe it isn’t a question of need, but of desire. I don’t need booze to enjoy my life, but I desire a four finger whiskey once in awhile. I don’t need coffee to get through the day, but I desire it. Maybe they don’t need Viagra, but desire the effects anyway…

And to head of the inevitable upcoming post (not necessarily by you on edge) of “who the fuck would want that” or “my shit works perfect and I have a perfect life”: who gives a shit if someone who doesn’t need it takes it. Unless they are putting their rock hard joint in your ear it’s really not anyone’s concern what they do.

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[quote]on edge wrote:
I’m always mystified by these Viagra topics when they (ehem) pop up. I can’t understand how it is guys who train and are often quite young, need it. Isn’t Viagra for the middle aged couch potato and old folk?

I’m mystified but I do appreciate the opportunity to slip in a nice humblebrag. I’m 50 years old and never in my life have I failed to get it up. I’ve been with the same woman since I was 27 and tomorrow is our 18 year wedding anniversary. We just had a 24 hour period where we had sex 3 times. 5am yesterday, 6pm yesterday (technically should count the 6pm as twice because we were interrupted by our 5yo daughter and had to resume ten minutes later) and 3am today. No problems what-so-ever and I don’t take anything. The only sups I take are creatine, Vitamin D, protein powder and Curcumin as needed. Oh yeah, and I don’t even do cardio.

So how the fuck is it some of you guys need Viagra?

[/quote]

My dick is so big that I cant always get it as hard as I like with what little blood I have, so I like to take Viagra to juice it up a little.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

So how the fuck is it some of you guys need Viagra?

[/quote]

That’s like saying:

I’ve never broken a bone, how the fuck is it some of you guys need a cast?
I’ve never had anxiety, how the fuck is it some of you guys need Xanax?
I’ve never been depressed, how the fuck is it some of you guys need Zoloft?

Plus it ignores the other contingent, which I believe is what Push was eluding to, that maybe it isn’t a question of need, but of desire. I don’t need booze to enjoy my life, but I desire a four finger whiskey once in awhile. I don’t need coffee to get through the day, but I desire it. Maybe they don’t need Viagra, but desire the effects anyway…

And to head of the inevitable upcoming post (not necessarily by you on edge) of “who the fuck would want that” or “my shit works perfect and I have a perfect life”: who gives a shit if someone who doesn’t need it takes it. Unless they are putting their rock hard joint in your ear it’s really not anyone’s concern what they do. [/quote]

Taking things way too personally again?

Just put me on ignore.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I desire a four finger whiskey once in awhile.[/quote]

You’re a fuckin’ animal

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I desire a four finger whiskey once in awhile.[/quote]

You’re a fuckin’ animal[/quote]

I’m fucking hung over today too…

Some people know how to party, other’s project their shitty behavior on to others. You know, in an attempt to rationalize the cognitive dissonance they get when they know they were 100% intentionally being a douchebag and disrespectful, and when called on being that much of a petulant child publicly they project the blame onto their initial target because they are incapable of being anything but perfect in every way.

Like Mary Poppins, but a shitty opposite Mary Poppins.

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[quote]CLUNK wrote:
I have no use for Viagra.
[/quote]

I have no need for Viagra, but I’ve had a couple of amazing weekends in Vegas using a combination of test propinate, cabergoline, some sort of viagra/cialis combo out of India, and some pot and adderal.

I think I nutted in excess of 40 times. Had to ice my balls.

At the end, the blonde I was with told me that she thinks I broke her vagina and ruined her for all other men.

Which of course, made me horny again.

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
I have no use for Viagra.
[/quote]
a combination of test propinate, cabergoline, some sort of viagra/cialis combo[/quote]

Thank you for that post. I always wanted to try that combo.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

So how the fuck is it some of you guys need Viagra?

[/quote]

That’s like saying:

I’ve never broken a bone, how the fuck is it some of you guys need a cast?
I’ve never had anxiety, how the fuck is it some of you guys need Xanax?
I’ve never been depressed, how the fuck is it some of you guys need Zoloft?

Plus it ignores the other contingent, which I believe is what Push was eluding to, that maybe it isn’t a question of need, but of desire. I don’t need booze to enjoy my life, but I desire a four finger whiskey once in awhile. I don’t need coffee to get through the day, but I desire it. Maybe they don’t need Viagra, but desire the effects anyway…

And to head of the inevitable upcoming post (not necessarily by you on edge) of “who the fuck would want that” or “my shit works perfect and I have a perfect life”: who gives a shit if someone who doesn’t need it takes it. Unless they are putting their rock hard joint in your ear it’s really not anyone’s concern what they do. [/quote]

If I was breaking bones all the time I think I might want to reexamine my life style.

I actually have tried the stuff by the way, or at least whatever that stuff is you can get online.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
I have no use for Viagra.
[/quote]

I have no need[/quote]*[quote] for Viagra, but I’ve had a couple of amazing weekends in Vegas using a combination of test propinate, cabergoline, some sort of viagra/cialis combo out of India, and some pot and adderal.

I think I nutted in excess of 40 times. Had to ice my balls.

At the end, the blonde I was with told me that she thinks I broke her vagina and ruined her for all other men.

Which of course, made me horny again.[/quote]

The following is not competing, merely reminiscing:

No pot or Adderal. I think cabergoline might’ve been in the mix, can’t remember for sure.

Two women.

Five consecutive days.

35 nuttings (I actually counted - the number is accurate) at age of 47.

Women on ibuprofen days 2 - 5.

  • So yes, “need” is a relative term.[/quote]

Coke (via $100 bill off of her ass, of course), ecstasy, weed and the big blue V = WINNING!!! Damn near had a heart attack every time I busted. And I busted, and busted, and busted, etc…

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
I have no use for Viagra.
[/quote]

I have no need[/quote]*[quote] for Viagra, but I’ve had a couple of amazing weekends in Vegas using a combination of test propinate, cabergoline, some sort of viagra/cialis combo out of India, and some pot and adderal.

I think I nutted in excess of 40 times. Had to ice my balls.

At the end, the blonde I was with told me that she thinks I broke her vagina and ruined her for all other men.

Which of course, made me horny again.[/quote]

The following is not competing, merely reminiscing:

No pot or Adderal. I think cabergoline might’ve been in the mix, can’t remember for sure.

Two women.

Five consecutive days.

35 nuttings (I actually counted - the number is accurate) at age of 47.

Women on ibuprofen days 2 - 5.

  • So yes, “need” is a relative term.[/quote]

Soo… what’s the dosing for the cabergoline…?

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Coke (via $100 bill off of her ass, of course), ecstasy, weed and the big blue V = WINNING!!! Damn near had a heart attack every time I busted. [/quote]

I’m surprised you included a soft drink in there.

:wink:
[/quote]

For the caffeine, obvs.

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[quote]Patrick_NL wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
I have no use for Viagra.
[/quote]

I have no need[/quote]*[quote] for Viagra, but I’ve had a couple of amazing weekends in Vegas using a combination of test propinate, cabergoline, some sort of viagra/cialis combo out of India, and some pot and adderal.

I think I nutted in excess of 40 times. Had to ice my balls.

At the end, the blonde I was with told me that she thinks I broke her vagina and ruined her for all other men.

Which of course, made me horny again.[/quote]

The following is not competing, merely reminiscing:

No pot or Adderal. I think cabergoline might’ve been in the mix, can’t remember for sure.

Two women.

Five consecutive days.

35 nuttings (I actually counted - the number is accurate) at age of 47.

Women on ibuprofen days 2 - 5.

  • So yes, “need” is a relative term.[/quote]

Soo… what’s the dosing for the cabergoline…?
[/quote]

.5 mg two days before and once day of party. Then again 3-4 days later.

Don’t go longer than that.

You literally nut, flag for a couple of seconds, then are ready to go again.

Makes things MUCH more intense.

It will totally screw up your dopamine/prolactine so make this a couple of times a year event, at most.

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Patrick_NL wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
I have no use for Viagra.
[/quote]

I have no need[/quote]*[quote] for Viagra, but I’ve had a couple of amazing weekends in Vegas using a combination of test propinate, cabergoline, some sort of viagra/cialis combo out of India, and some pot and adderal.

I think I nutted in excess of 40 times. Had to ice my balls.

At the end, the blonde I was with told me that she thinks I broke her vagina and ruined her for all other men.

Which of course, made me horny again.[/quote]

The following is not competing, merely reminiscing:

No pot or Adderal. I think cabergoline might’ve been in the mix, can’t remember for sure.

Two women.

Five consecutive days.

35 nuttings (I actually counted - the number is accurate) at age of 47.

Women on ibuprofen days 2 - 5.

  • So yes, “need” is a relative term.[/quote]

Soo… what’s the dosing for the cabergoline…?
[/quote]

.5 mg two days before and once day of party. Then again 3-4 days later.

Don’t go longer than that.

You literally nut, flag for a couple of seconds, then are ready to go again.

Makes things MUCH more intense.

It will totally screw up your dopamine/prolactine so make this a couple of times a year event, at most.[/quote]

Thanks! Gotta try this one :smiley:

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[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Coke (via $100 bill off of her ass, of course), ecstasy, weed and the big blue V = WINNING!!! Damn near had a heart attack every time I busted. [/quote]

I’m surprised you included a soft drink in there.

:wink:
[/quote]

For the caffeine, obvs.
[/quote]

Obvs! Bustin all dem nuts makes you sleepy! LOL

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I desire a four finger whiskey once in awhile.[/quote]

You’re a fuckin’ animal[/quote]

On my second right now, and ‘bout to pour a third. Wife said dont’ get drunk and went to bed, lol. oops. I have a love/hate relationship with red week.

[quote]on edge wrote:
If I was breaking bones all the time I think I might want to reexamine my life style.

[/quote]

You’re completely missing the point.

If some dude needs a pill to get his dick hard so he can get it wet, stop judging. Honestly, no one other than your wife (proverbial you, because you OnEdge don’t strike me as a judgmental prick), gives two fucks what you do or don’t need to get your dick hard. 99% of people are just happy you’re digging it out.

The world is a better place when people are happy, fucking makes people happy. If you’re life is perfect and you don’t need help getting your dick hard, great. Some people do… Personally I’m happy those dudes have an answer/help, your mileage may vary.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
If I was breaking bones all the time I think I might want to reexamine my life style.[/quote]

You’re completely missing the point.

If some dude needs a pill to get his dick hard so he can get it wet, stop judging. Honestly, no one other than your wife (proverbial you, because you OnEdge don’t strike me as a judgmental prick), gives two fucks what you do or don’t need to get your dick hard. 99% of people are just happy you’re digging it out.

The world is a better place when people are happy, fucking makes people happy. If you’re life is perfect and you don’t need help getting your dick hard, great. Some people do… Personally I’m happy those dudes have an answer/help, your mileage may vary. [/quote]

Considering the evidence suggesting that erectile dysfunction can be an indicator of heart disease, I don’t think a lifestyle reexamination is entirely poor advice. Idiopathic ED is certainly not the norm, though I don’t doubt that it’s often not investigated too thoroughly due to it being a sensitive subject with a quick “solution” for many men.

To the OP: consider Cialis. The “daily use” option might prove preferable if you’d rather a little more control than the classic 36 hour window allows.

Oh, and like tsantos said, buy larger pants.

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[quote]anonym wrote:

To the OP: consider Cialis. The “daily use” option might prove preferable if you’d rather a little more control than the classic 36 hour window allows.

[/quote]

I had terrible pneumonia, possible MERS or SARS, six months ago. I was very, very sick. Hospital sick. So bad I got pulmonary hypertension (which is very, very bad news) lingering for a while after I was “better.”

They put me on a form of Cialis, but 40 mg, because in addition to what it does to your putz, it greatly effects the lungs.

Anyway, I got out after a solid two weeks in the ICU and was a walking 24/7 erection while coughing out literally the nastiest shit in the universe out of my lungs. Very sexy.

All better now.

Mrs. Jewbacca would sing/play “Aqualung” by Jethro Tull constantly.

I was not amused.

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