[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Thank God…
Will you be ferocious?[/quote]
[/quote]
I had no idea how to reply to this statement, but your pic summed up my sentiments perfectly 
TNation’s assumption about weekend trip:
Followed by:
And:
And maybe:
Em, you know the two of you will have a great time no matter what.
Prostate massage*
Probably some:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
Em, my dear friend, I can’t speak for the others, but my reaction was, “Yeah, that sounds like a nice trip on some normal weekend, but for V-Day???”
But obvi, all that counts is that you two enjoy whatever you do.
[/quote]
Well, Valentines Day is Thursday and we’re going Saturday. Have ordered new unders (pictured) though not sure whether for Saturday or Thursday. I haven’t presented the trip to him as a VD gift, nor will I. For two reasons: one is that the trip has been in the discussion stage for a bit as having nothing to do with VD, and two because I have no intention of dropping several hundred dollars on something like VD as a regular thing. What would I then do for his birthday in March, buy him a week-long European vacation? I can’t afford that kind of escalation.
VD we’ll do dinner, his treat, and I’ll do some sort of sexy clothing thing to make his heart go pitter-pat. The weekend is separate, neither of us has drawn a connection with it to the holiday. But I will probably do or wear something sexy to make his heart go pitter-pat.
Which is my tomorrow’s snow storm plan, too.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Probably some:[/quote]
No! NONONO! I’m WAY fun to be in the car with. Have you read any of my longer, social/gender issue posts? Being in the car with me is like reading several dozen of those!
Do you read passages of self-improvement books aloud as he drives?
No, I don’t need to! I’m credentialed and as such am qualified to pull advice right out of my ass.
He’s lucky to have me!
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
No, I don’t need to! I’m credentialed and as such am qualified to pull advice right out of my ass.
He’s lucky to have me![/quote]
That might be a whole new genre of kink you have there.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m going to his hometown in Bumfuck, OH[/quote]
Speaking of being cut deep… I am terribly offended. I’m going to inform the Count that you’ve insulted our homeland. Uncle Jimmy lives there and he sounds awesome, so by extension Ohio is even more awesome(which SOME OF US already know).
[quote]red04 wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m going to his hometown in Bumfuck, OH[/quote]
Speaking of being cut deep… I am terribly offended. I’m going to inform the Count that you’ve insulted our homeland. Uncle Jimmy lives there and he sounds awesome, so by extension Ohio is even more awesome(which SOME OF US already know).
[/quote]
Now wait just a minute, the awesome Uncle Jimmy is MY uncle and lives in the places my boyfriend is lucky I’m willing to take him! It’s the cement-manufacturing-intereested FATHER of the boyfriend who lives in Ohio!
In truth, Ohio has become a surprisingly large part of my life recently. Ohio State football has certainly become a fairly central factor. But hey, I like red.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]red04 wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I’m going to his hometown in Bumfuck, OH[/quote]
Speaking of being cut deep… I am terribly offended. I’m going to inform the Count that you’ve insulted our homeland. Uncle Jimmy lives there and he sounds awesome, so by extension Ohio is even more awesome(which SOME OF US already know).
[/quote]
Now wait just a minute, the awesome Uncle Jimmy is MY uncle and lives in the places my boyfriend is lucky I’m willing to take him! It’s the cement-manufacturing-intereested FATHER of the boyfriend who lives in Ohio!
In truth, Ohio has become a surprisingly large part of my life recently. Ohio State football has certainly become a fairly central factor. But hey, I like red.[/quote]
Perhaps you’d rather not reply, but again I say, “I thought you were in Canada?”[/quote]
Oh, sorry, no! States. I do go to Canada sometimes to dispense advice to people I think may suffer from misogynism. 
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Em, I think it’d be prudent for you to model that lil red and white ensemble for us here so we can ascertain whether or not you can be forgiven for this “I’m gonna take Studmuffin to a play for Valentine’s Day” faux pas.[/quote]
Well, I don’t have the new skivvies yet, but tell ya what. Take the included and imagine the jeans, sweater, etc, gone. Then imagine the red stuff in its place.