Useless Talents

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Talents?

Ah… Um… Er… Uhh… Ahem…

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I can give any woman multiple orgasms. Alas, this is a useless talent as I am married.[/quote]

DAMN!!!

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[quote]BlaZe wrote:
I usedto be able to suck in my stomach so far in you would think i was a hindu yogi, but then later on i realized, i was just starving! [/quote]

yeah, i used to be able to suck in my gut, and hide my fist behind my rib cage (there was a large overhang on the bottom ribs). awww, memories.

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I’m pretty good at “juggling” with revolvers.

I used to practise with toy revolvers(still do), and I can do all sorts of tricks like throwing them up while spinning and catching them in mid air while doing the same with another.

Also, wriggling my eyebrows like there’s no tomorrow. Only Sean Connery and Jim Carrey can come close, but not quite.

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[quote]Thai_Bxr wrote:
I can make baloon animals. I can also fold napkins into three differnet shapes other than the traditional. I can also fold origami. Basically I needed something to do with my hands other than what I do when I’m watching internet porn. [/quote]

…you fold your penis???Doesn’t that hurt

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I can give any woman multiple orgasms. Alas, this is a useless talent as I am married.[/quote]

But I find they usually tend to pass out after the 3rd or 4th one. . .

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I dont know if this counts as a tallent, but I can beat kh2 in 8 hours and 30 mins.

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I can also roll a coin across my fingers.

I can impregnate a women just by pointing my fingers at them as an imaginary pistol and saying, boo-ya.

I can palm a basketball.

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[quote]Eisenbeisser wrote:
Thai_Bxr wrote:
I can make baloon animals. I can also fold napkins into three differnet shapes other than the traditional. I can also fold origami. Basically I needed something to do with my hands other than what I do when I’m watching internet porn.

…you fold your penis???Doesn’t that hurt[/quote]

You flatter me. As if I had enough to fold.

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please post your nunchaku work. I am pretty damn good at those things as well. I never recieved any training and i can work em single or double.

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Oh yeah:

I’m able to do all sorts of crazy shit with my stomach (less now that I’m bulking). I can suck in my stomach really far, roll my abs into a tube (its hard to describe) and perform the famous “Jelly Roll”.