[quote]on edge wrote:
Back on topic:
I wonder if Shawn Johnson says “cheese” for her pictures?[/quote]
lol…she does…but it comes out sounding more like, “squeeak”. Only cartoon mice can speak in a language humans understand.
[quote]orion wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
orion wrote:
p-dubs wrote:
Age of consent in Iowa is 16.
14 in Austria.
Ditto in Canada, but they may change it to 16.
But be careful it you like to use the back door, that age of consent is 18.
Wait, her anal age of consent is 4 years older?
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Yup, so that ass is just for spanking!
[quote]orion wrote:
Wait, her anal age of consent is 4 years older?
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Anal age of consent…ha…can’t you just see the cops knocking on the window of your car when you’re getting your first piece of tail and demanding ID from you and your female friend…then when they find out you’ve been hitting the backdoor asking for her ID again to verify anal age of consent was met?
you: oh yeah…
girl: mmm…yeah…
you: oh…yeah…
(knock on the window)
girl: what was that?
you: nothing
girl: it’s the cops…
cop: c’mon…open up in there
you: get your own girl Phil
girl: it’s really the cops…
you: shit…
girl: where’s my pants
(opening the door after getting dressed)
cop: license and registration…and I’ll need some id young lady
you: (handing id and reg) sorry
officer…we were just making out
girl: yeah (handing over id)
cop: sure looked like more than making out (looking at girl’s id) well…she’s of the age of consent…guess I’ll let you 2 off with a warning (hands back id)…get a room next time
you: thanks officer…(whispering to girl) now let’s go get a room so I can tap that backdoor some more
cop: What was that !?!? You were hitting her in the tail? Let me see that id one more time miss.
girl:(handing over id) is there a problem officer
cop: you bet there is princess…'fraid I’m gonna have to arrest your Romeo here as you’re not of the anal age of consent for another 6 months…
[quote]sen say wrote:
orion wrote:
Wait, her anal age of consent is 4 years older?
Anal age of consent…ha…can’t you just see the cops knocking on the window of your car when you’re getting your first piece of tail and demanding ID from you and your female friend…then when they find out you’ve been hitting the backdoor asking for her ID again to verify anal age of consent was met?[/quote]
Ironically, the punishment for the offense could be considered Biblical, “An eye for and eye”, or rather “(receiving) backdoor action (in prision) for (giving) backdoor action with a minor”.
I’m 22 and I wouldn’t touch a 16 year old… but girls like Shawn are the rare exception… 16 is legal in my state too.
Damn me if i’m gonna pass up a 16 year old smoking hot gold medalist in gymnastics, and she seems pretty cool and smart.
[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
she seems pretty cool and smart.[/quote]
Aside from the captain of the gold medal handball team…it’s a pretty safe bet most Olympians are not very smart…and as far as pretty cool…ummm…ever hang out with someone really, really committed to something…ummm…unless you are too…it’s not very cool…
Not to hijack, but Peggy Lee ROCKS !!
[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
I’m 22 and I wouldn’t touch a 16 year old… but girls like Shawn are the rare exception… 16 is legal in my state too.
Damn me if i’m gonna pass up a 16 year old smoking hot gold medalist in gymnastics, and she seems pretty cool and smart.[/quote]
Yeah no kidding - everyone is obsessed with when Mary Kate & Ashley, or Emma Watson, or Miley Cyrus becomes “Legal”. But seriously, if you had the chance, would you pass up the chance to sleep with any of them just because they were a little younger than 18?
As long as the sex is consensual and shes as into it as you are, it’s somewhat doubtful that anyone would find out and arrest you anyways if you happen to live in one of the places where age of consent is 18.
[quote]nowakc wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
I’m 22 and I wouldn’t touch a 16 year old… but girls like Shawn are the rare exception… 16 is legal in my state too.
Damn me if i’m gonna pass up a 16 year old smoking hot gold medalist in gymnastics, and she seems pretty cool and smart.
Yeah no kidding - everyone is obsessed with when Mary Kate & Ashley, or Emma Watson, or Miley Cyrus becomes “Legal”. But seriously, if you had the chance, would you pass up the chance to sleep with any of them just because they were a little younger than 18?
As long as the sex is consensual and shes as into it as you are, it’s somewhat doubtful that anyone would find out and arrest you anyways if you happen to live in one of the places where age of consent is 18.[/quote]
Just becuase ya’ll consent does not mean her parents do.
Although I am sure she gets nailed 6 ways from Sunday anyway without her parents knowing…or maybe it’s just my dream world.
Kerri Walsh is 100% legal, just saying.
You can keep your 16 year old mice hybrids, Ill take the fine ass blonde.
[quote]Westclock wrote:
Kerri Walsh is 100% legal, just saying.
You can keep your 16 year old mice hybrids, Ill take the fine ass blonde.[/quote]
may > walsh
[quote]ericbyrnesjr wrote:
Westclock wrote:
Kerri Walsh is 100% legal, just saying.
You can keep your 16 year old mice hybrids, Ill take the fine ass blonde.
may > walsh[/quote]
Misty is fucking hot too.
http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/features/action_figures/images/gm_l6.jpg
But something about walsh just puts me over the edge, I have the biggest school boy crush on her.
I like her face, its old school pretty, she has really cute expressions when shes talks, and shes got that long torso, I dont know what it is with me and girls stomachs, Its always been one of my favorite parts.
Id lick her all over.
Of mice and men…
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
Also, am I the only one in highschool that wants a semi serious relationship, yet is surrounded by dumb whores? Slutty girls just aren’t that great to me. Well, not really. I just don’t want to do anything with them at this point.
not to mention clamidia(sp?) went around my school last year. LOL.[/quote]
chlamydia
[quote]Magnate wrote:
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drool
[quote]ericbyrnesjr wrote:
may > walsh[/quote]
Agreed. Walsh to me looks like a skeleton. Not that I wouldn’t hit it…
[quote]nowakc wrote:
Mary Kate & Ashley, or Emma Watson, or Miley Cyrus becomes “Legal”.[/quote]
Seriously? Cyrus I can kinda understand. But Watson and the twins?
[quote]Tumbles wrote:
http://www.sgtcaboose.com/shawn_i_love_you/
slogihtly creepy
“stalker material”[/quote]
Wtf yeah…