[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Are you a fucking child or a professional?
It’s a small world. Don’t fuck up your reputation.[/quote]
It is waaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.[/quote]
Post lag, brah. It’s like jet lag, but you have a tab open for HOURS, get back to it after…oh you know, dealing with real life shit…and then post anyway thinking you’ll be the #1 or #2 post, giving da primo adviso…but noooooooo…you end up being the last post on the 4th fucking page or some shit, so nobody sees how clever you are…and then ma man DB—really BD, as in BALLS (FUCKING) DEEP, INC.—swoops in with a quote, resuscitating the beauty that would’ve otherwise been my overlooked nugget of wisdom.
You sexy motherfucker. Two lines of coke of a young porn starlet’s starfish for you, my good man. Just to start off the night.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Are you a fucking child or a professional?
It’s a small world. Don’t fuck up your reputation.[/quote]
It is waaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.[/quote]
Post lag, brah. It’s like jet lag, but you have a tab open for HOURS, get back to it after…oh you know, dealing with real life shit…and then post anyway thinking you’ll be the #1 or #2 post, giving da primo adviso…but noooooooo…you end up being the last post on the 4th fucking page or some shit, so nobody sees how clever you are…and then ma man DB—really BD, as in BALLS (FUCKING) DEEP, INC.—swoops in with a quote, resuscitating the beauty that would’ve otherwise been my overlooked nugget of wisdom.
You sexy motherfucker. Two lines of coke of a young porn starlet’s starfish for you, my good man. Just to start off the night. [/quote]
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Are you a fucking child or a professional?
It’s a small world. Don’t fuck up your reputation.[/quote]
It is waaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.[/quote]
Post lag, brah. It’s like jet lag, but you have a tab open for HOURS, get back to it after…oh you know, dealing with real life shit…and then post anyway thinking you’ll be the #1 or #2 post, giving da primo adviso…but noooooooo…you end up being the last post on the 4th fucking page or some shit, so nobody sees how clever you are…and then ma man DB—really BD, as in BALLS (FUCKING) DEEP, INC.—swoops in with a quote, resuscitating the beauty that would’ve otherwise been my overlooked nugget of wisdom.
You sexy motherfucker. Two lines of coke of a young porn starlet’s starfish for you, my good man. Just to start off the night. [/quote]
What the fuck are you on and can you mail me an ounce of it?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Are you a fucking child or a professional?
It’s a small world. Don’t fuck up your reputation.[/quote]
It is waaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.[/quote]
Post lag, brah. It’s like jet lag, but you have a tab open for HOURS, get back to it after…oh you know, dealing with real life shit…and then post anyway thinking you’ll be the #1 or #2 post, giving da primo adviso…but noooooooo…you end up being the last post on the 4th fucking page or some shit, so nobody sees how clever you are…and then ma man DB—really BD, as in BALLS (FUCKING) DEEP, INC.—swoops in with a quote, resuscitating the beauty that would’ve otherwise been my overlooked nugget of wisdom.
You sexy motherfucker. Two lines of coke of a young porn starlet’s starfish for you, my good man. Just to start off the night. [/quote]
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Are you a fucking child or a professional?
It’s a small world. Don’t fuck up your reputation.[/quote]
It is waaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.[/quote]
Post lag, brah. It’s like jet lag, but you have a tab open for HOURS, get back to it after…oh you know, dealing with real life shit…and then post anyway thinking you’ll be the #1 or #2 post, giving da primo adviso…but noooooooo…you end up being the last post on the 4th fucking page or some shit, so nobody sees how clever you are…and then ma man DB—really BD, as in BALLS (FUCKING) DEEP, INC.—swoops in with a quote, resuscitating the beauty that would’ve otherwise been my overlooked nugget of wisdom.
You sexy motherfucker. Two lines of coke of a young porn starlet’s starfish for you, my good man. Just to start off the night. [/quote]
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Are you a fucking child or a professional?
It’s a small world. Don’t fuck up your reputation.[/quote]
It is waaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.[/quote]
Post lag, brah. It’s like jet lag, but you have a tab open for HOURS, get back to it after…oh you know, dealing with real life shit…and then post anyway thinking you’ll be the #1 or #2 post, giving da primo adviso…but noooooooo…you end up being the last post on the 4th fucking page or some shit, so nobody sees how clever you are…and then ma man DB—really BD, as in BALLS (FUCKING) DEEP, INC.—swoops in with a quote, resuscitating the beauty that would’ve otherwise been my overlooked nugget of wisdom.
You sexy motherfucker. Two lines of coke of a young porn starlet’s starfish for you, my good man. Just to start off the night. [/quote]
What the fuck are you on and can you mail me an ounce of it?
[/quote]
UPS, FedEx, or Miguel the Mule? I’ll even throw in free tracking (read: disposable Boost mobile phone with GPS shoved up his ass). He’s one of my best interns.
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Are you a fucking child or a professional?
It’s a small world. Don’t fuck up your reputation.[/quote]
It is waaaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.[/quote]
Post lag, brah. It’s like jet lag, but you have a tab open for HOURS, get back to it after…oh you know, dealing with real life shit…and then post anyway thinking you’ll be the #1 or #2 post, giving da primo adviso…but noooooooo…you end up being the last post on the 4th fucking page or some shit, so nobody sees how clever you are…and then ma man DB—really BD, as in BALLS (FUCKING) DEEP, INC.—swoops in with a quote, resuscitating the beauty that would’ve otherwise been my overlooked nugget of wisdom.
You sexy motherfucker. Two lines of coke of a young porn starlet’s starfish for you, my good man. Just to start off the night. [/quote]
What the fuck are you on and can you mail me an ounce of it?
[/quote]
UPS, FedEx, or Miguel the Mule? I’ll even throw in free tracking (read: disposable Boost mobile phone with GPS shoved up his ass). He’s one of my best interns.[/quote]
Do I get to keep the mule when he gets here? I’ve got a few things planned for him if I do…
UPS, FedEx, or Miguel the Mule? I’ll even throw in free tracking (read: disposable Boost mobile phone with GPS shoved up his ass). He’s one of my best interns.[/quote]
Do I get to keep the mule when he gets here? I’ve got a few things planned for him if I do…[/quote]
“Mi tio said me-yools do not do don-kee shows sen-yor.”
