Ultra Mindf**k!

  1. Make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside.
  2. Squeeze your left thumb as hard as you can.
  3. Put your right index finger down your throat, your gag reflex is gone.

What the actual fuck?!?!?!?!

  1. Jab yourself in the eye with an ice pick.
  2. Swallow your tongue.
  3. Go play in traffic, none of the cars will hit you.

What the actual fuck!?!?!?!?

Oh jeez. Once Lankey reads this and realizes he can halt his gag reflex he’s gunna take cock sucking to a whole new level.

I’ll take your word for it…

[quote]Efuchs7 wrote:
I’ll take your word for it…[/quote]
x2

Fuck that shit

Cool story, brah.

great opener for a girl, only instead of an index finger use your dick.

Who has a gag reflex?

[quote]The Greek wrote:
great opener for a girl, only instead of an index finger use your dick. [/quote]

x2, works better if she doesn’t know about the dick part until it’s already in her mouth.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Oh jeez. Once Lankey reads this and realizes he can halt his gag reflex he’s gunna take cock sucking to a whole new level.[/quote]

Oh man, sorry shorty but I lol’ed

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Who has a gag reflex?[/quote]

Me, apparently. :frowning:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Oh jeez. Once Lankey reads this and realizes he can halt his gag reflex he’s gunna take cock sucking to a whole new level.[/quote]

I see you’re excited, eh? :wink:

^ hells ya!!! I’m not gay tho cuz you’d be sucking my dick.

RIGHT GUYS

looks around

High fives anyone?

[quote]Webbykun wrote:

  1. Make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside.
  2. Squeeze your left thumb as hard as you can.
  3. Put your right index finger down your throat, your gag reflex is gone.
    [/quote]

You should really post your training regimen in the Training Logs forum, not GAL.

Just sayin’.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^ hells ya!!! I’m not gay tho cuz you’d be sucking my dick.

RIGHT GUYS

looks around

High fives anyone?[/quote]

HIGH FIVE!

Agreed. A mouth is a mouth, is a mouth, is a mouth. As long as there is no facial hair, I contend that a man cannot tell the difference between getting head from a male or a female.

Unless there is some deep, guttural, manly groaning involved.
That would be gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

Unless there is some deep, guttural, manly groaning involved.
That would be gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
[/quote]

clearly. you’d have to assume that a guy would give better head unless the girl has been trained by sucking a lot of dick… not that I would ever think about a guy giving me head cause that would be gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Oh jeez. Once Lankey reads this and realizes he can halt his gag reflex he’s gunna take cock sucking to a whole new level.[/quote]

Haha.

Looks like you’re building a fan base lankey. Remember guys I called dibs first. Line starts. Behind me

Now somebody get the lights

Open wide lankey

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Who has a gag reflex?[/quote]

unflavored whey powder=terrible gag reflex. This was of course in my pre-Biotest days.

so anyone tried it? My hands are filthy otherwise I totally would.