U.S. Government to Limit Motorcycle Engine Output to 75 Horsepower

what’s next?

THIS!! IS!! FUCKED!! UP!!

How do they plan to retroactively enforce this? And why? The horsepower on my bike has saved my ass countless times.

I!! GOT!! OWNED!!

I forgot to read the asterisk.

This one’s mine though, waiting happily at the Harley Warehouse.

I am completely outraged! I don’t even need to read the article in its entirety or notice the date it was created on to form a rigid, unyielding opinion on the matter. Just another liburty bein’ taken away by Obama!

[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
I!! GOT!! OWNED!!

I forgot to read the asterisk.

This one’s mine though, waiting happily at the Harley Warehouse.[/quote]

Me too. They got me. I was actually pissed for a second.

I got pissed, and I don’t even own a bike. The banana comment threw a flag for me, though.

Der takin er jeeeerrrrrbbs!!!

Everyone, FIND THE ASTERISK! Prof X and I found it. Go ahead and get owned!

Fuck those April Fool’s articles, lol.

I read one yesterday where it was an exclusive preview of Detox [the long awaited Dr. Dre album] by Vibe magazine. They claimed was from an exclusive listening session, and even talked about he track with Jay-Z that had been rumored a week earlier. Ended the same way :(.

Yeah, don’t ^ just hate getting owned?!

[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
Yeah, don’t ^ just hate getting owned?![/quote]

Yeah it sucks :D.

But I guess I should have known since it wasn’t reported on any other sites, and Detox being almost done would be a big deal.

But you must say, it’s a good way to advertise. Even though it pisses you off, it just makes you want it more…in a ways.

And damnit LarryDavid, I can’t stop looking at your abadah…thank you for hypnotizing me.

[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:

And damnit LarryDavid, I can’t stop looking at your abadah…thank you for hypnotizing me.[/quote]

LOL, I’m real proud of this one. Thanks.

[quote]boatguy wrote:
I got pissed, and I don’t even own a bike. The banana comment threw a flag for me, though.

Der takin er jeeeerrrrrbbs!!![/quote]

One of the best South Parks episodes ever lol.

[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
I!! GOT!! OWNED!!

I forgot to read the asterisk.

This one’s mine though, waiting happily at the Harley Warehouse.[/quote]

In other news, that is one sexy bike.

^Thank you kind sir, thank you. The ladies love it too when I cruise down the av’.