Twilight: New Moon

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
The Wolf Man bombed out at the box office, but Twilight does great. Why God? Why do you forsake me?!

Strike down these heretics(Ct.Rockula)[/quote]

Too much of a remake…we needs some fresh werewolf movie ideas. So what we need to do is get with Cesar Milan and make it happen. [/quote]

The Howling Re-make can save the day. God,I hope it does. Hell, do a re-make of Silver Bullet and that will whip ass!

For the record, I liked the Wolf Man and Daybreakers.
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The Howling was the shit. So was Wolfen. [/quote]

But have you seen Silver Bullet?[/quote]

Has everyone forgotten about American Werewolf in London?!

I’ve had the argument with my girlfriend that the Twilight series isn’t even about vampires - Stephanie Meyer misses the point of vampires by such a massive margin that they aren’t even vampires any more. You can argue that the concept of vampires is open to interpretation…but sparkling in sunlight? Is she fucking serious?

The Mrs. got seriously pissed off when I laughed all the way through.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
This whole movie was the most trivial and blatant exploitation of teenage angst I have ever seen. After I started watching it as a series of case studies it became quite amusing.

Enter the werewolf:

Ah, his body goes through changes and he becomes all hairy and powerful! Ah, the things he would do to this girl if he does not keep himself in check! She is obviously drawn to this HAWT young werewolf because he struggles with his more primal nature and finds a way to channel it to save and protect her.

Bella:

Well, if she gets penetrated, and be it by the teeth of a sexually ambiguous vampire, it better be forever! And ever. And ever.

That movie was simply hilarious and I cant wait for a sequel.

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If they had the forethought to provide two different versions…one WITH a laugh track and one without, I am sure they would outdo even these “Titanic” box office credits.

I was confused as to when to laugh…so God of War did enter the picture at about that time.[/quote]

I was eating my lunch when I read this. It is now all over my desk.

I actually BURST out laughing at the thought of Twilight with a laugh track

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[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
The Wolf Man bombed out at the box office, but Twilight does great. Why God? Why do you forsake me?!

Strike down these heretics(Ct.Rockula)[/quote]

Too much of a remake…we needs some fresh werewolf movie ideas. So what we need to do is get with Cesar Milan and make it happen. [/quote]

The Howling Re-make can save the day. God,I hope it does. Hell, do a re-make of Silver Bullet and that will whip ass!

For the record, I liked the Wolf Man and Daybreakers.
[/quote]

The Howling was the shit. So was Wolfen. [/quote]

But have you seen Silver Bullet?[/quote]

Has everyone forgotten about American Werewolf in London?!

I’ve had the argument with my girlfriend that the Twilight series isn’t even about vampires - Stephanie Meyer misses the point of vampires by such a massive margin that they aren’t even vampires any more. You can argue that the concept of vampires is open to interpretation…but sparkling in sunlight? Is she fucking serious?

The Mrs. got seriously pissed off when I laughed all the way through.[/quote]

If it isn’t about vampires, what’s it about? Is about the 16 year old girl who’s in love with a VAMPIRE. Or that she wants to become a VAMPIRE so she can love her VAMPIRE boyfriend forever!

Is it about the WEREWOLVES who protect the humans from the VAMPIRES?

Damn you and your generation, Ct.Rockula.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
The Wolf Man bombed out at the box office, but Twilight does great. Why God? Why do you forsake me?!

Strike down these heretics(Ct.Rockula)[/quote]

Too much of a remake…we needs some fresh werewolf movie ideas. So what we need to do is get with Cesar Milan and make it happen. [/quote]

The Howling Re-make can save the day. God,I hope it does. Hell, do a re-make of Silver Bullet and that will whip ass!

For the record, I liked the Wolf Man and Daybreakers.
[/quote]

The Howling was the shit. So was Wolfen. [/quote]

But have you seen Silver Bullet?[/quote]

Has everyone forgotten about American Werewolf in London?!

I’ve had the argument with my girlfriend that the Twilight series isn’t even about vampires - Stephanie Meyer misses the point of vampires by such a massive margin that they aren’t even vampires any more. You can argue that the concept of vampires is open to interpretation…but sparkling in sunlight? Is she fucking serious?

The Mrs. got seriously pissed off when I laughed all the way through.[/quote]

If it isn’t about vampires, what’s it about? Is about the 16 year old girl who’s in love with a VAMPIRE. Or that she wants to become a VAMPIRE so she can love her VAMPIRE boyfriend forever!

Is it about the WEREWOLVES who protect the humans from the VAMPIRES?

Damn you and your generation, Ct.Rockula.

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My point is that they are so far removed conceptually and thematically from what vampires are supposed to be like, they are something new, and not actually vampires. Unfortunately there is now a new generation who think that this is what vampires are supposed to be like.

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[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
The Wolf Man bombed out at the box office, but Twilight does great. Why God? Why do you forsake me?!

Strike down these heretics(Ct.Rockula)[/quote]

Too much of a remake…we needs some fresh werewolf movie ideas. So what we need to do is get with Cesar Milan and make it happen. [/quote]

The Howling Re-make can save the day. God,I hope it does. Hell, do a re-make of Silver Bullet and that will whip ass!

For the record, I liked the Wolf Man and Daybreakers.
[/quote]

The Howling was the shit. So was Wolfen. [/quote]

But have you seen Silver Bullet?[/quote]

Has everyone forgotten about American Werewolf in London?!

I’ve had the argument with my girlfriend that the Twilight series isn’t even about vampires - Stephanie Meyer misses the point of vampires by such a massive margin that they aren’t even vampires any more. You can argue that the concept of vampires is open to interpretation…but sparkling in sunlight? Is she fucking serious?

The Mrs. got seriously pissed off when I laughed all the way through.[/quote]

If it isn’t about vampires, what’s it about? Is about the 16 year old girl who’s in love with a VAMPIRE. Or that she wants to become a VAMPIRE so she can love her VAMPIRE boyfriend forever!

Is it about the WEREWOLVES who protect the humans from the VAMPIRES?

Damn you and your generation, Ct.Rockula.

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My point is that they are so far removed conceptually and thematically from what vampires are supposed to be like, they are something new, and not actually vampires. Unfortunately there is now a new generation who think that this is what vampires are supposed to be like.
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My sarcasms wasn’t pointed at you, but at Ct.Rockula and his flock.

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my wife said that edward cullen is the next big thing in acting, said in a few years he will have the same clout in hollywood as brad pitt. fuck my life.

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I don’t understand all the hatin` honestly.
This is a bodybuilding website, the kids from twilight are quite clearly not bodybuilders and don’t aspire to become bodybuilders.
Why can’t you just let them be,like - you know, soccer players. They may not be manly and you certainly don’t have to like them, but if they are successful with what they do, fine for them.
Not my cup of piss but who cares… Get a life.

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I rented this movie and I would very much dump the skinny, pale, weird faced vampire for the buffed-out werewolf.

Yah I know there was a whole story to the movie, but… when did 17yr old kids get to be smarter than their parents?

I haven’t read the books. I do like the Sookie Stackhouse books that inspired “True Blood”.

And I do think the sparkly thing is so stupid! hahahah!

Dakota Fanning is very good as someone evil. That girl is just a damn good actress.

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[quote]dshroy wrote:
my wife said that edward cullen is the next big thing in acting, said in a few years he will have the same clout in hollywood as brad pitt. fuck my life.[/quote]

Yeah, remember everyone with a dick hated Bradd Pitt 'till he did Fight Club… then it all changed. No doubt Cullen will try and do the same thing and play some “baddass” with sick abz and he’ll win y’all over.

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To balance all that gay vampire thing

Vampire the masquerade own

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[quote]Spartiates wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
my wife said that edward cullen is the next big thing in acting, said in a few years he will have the same clout in hollywood as brad pitt. fuck my life.[/quote]

Yeah, remember everyone with a dick hated Bradd Pitt 'till he did Fight Club… then it all changed. No doubt Cullen will try and do the same thing and play some “baddass” with sick abz and he’ll win y’all over.[/quote]

Are you serious with this? Brad Pitt was well known for his acting, not his fucking abs. In fact, I doubt any of the people with that goal are very serious weight lifters at all.

Brad Pitt did Interview with a Vampire back in 1994, several years before Fight Club was ever talked about. The movie that made him one of Hollywood’s top stars was Seven (also Legends Of The Fall) again years before Fight Club. Hell, 12 Monkeys had him in everyday conversation…

I’ve seen Cullen in Dead Girl and there is none of Mr. Pitt’s talent there despite it being a much darker movie than Twilight.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Spartiates wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
my wife said that edward cullen is the next big thing in acting, said in a few years he will have the same clout in hollywood as brad pitt. fuck my life.[/quote]

Yeah, remember everyone with a dick hated Bradd Pitt 'till he did Fight Club… then it all changed. No doubt Cullen will try and do the same thing and play some “baddass” with sick abz and he’ll win y’all over.[/quote]

Are you serious with this? Brad Pitt was well known for his acting, not his fucking abs. In fact, I doubt any of the people with that goal are very serious weight lifters at all.

Brad Pitt did Interview with a Vampire back in 1994, several years before Fight Club was ever talked about. The movie that made him one of Hollywood’s top stars was Seven (also Legends Of The Fall) again years before Fight Club. Hell, 12 Monkeys had him in everyday conversation…

I’ve seen Cullen in Dead Girl and there is none of Mr. Pitt’s talent there despite it being a much darker movie than Twilight.[/quote]

Agreed. I enjoy movies to the point where i see the art of acting beyond just looks. They need not have a bodybuilder phyique or “sick abs” for me to think they are worth watching(although sounds like Ed Cullen might win you over with some sick abs, Mr Spartiates.) Pitt is very accomplished in his craft, and i was just referencing that it sucks that cullen is getting that kind of attention without any of the talent that pitt displayed early on.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Spartiates wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
my wife said that edward cullen is the next big thing in acting, said in a few years he will have the same clout in hollywood as brad pitt. fuck my life.[/quote]

Yeah, remember everyone with a dick hated Bradd Pitt 'till he did Fight Club… then it all changed. No doubt Cullen will try and do the same thing and play some “baddass” with sick abz and he’ll win y’all over.[/quote]

Are you serious with this? Brad Pitt was well known for his acting, not his fucking abs. In fact, I doubt any of the people with that goal are very serious weight lifters at all.

Brad Pitt did Interview with a Vampire back in 1994, several years before Fight Club was ever talked about. The movie that made him one of Hollywood’s top stars was Seven (also Legends Of The Fall) again years before Fight Club. Hell, 12 Monkeys had him in everyday conversation…

I’ve seen Cullen in Dead Girl and there is none of Mr. Pitt’s talent there despite it being a much darker movie than Twilight.[/quote]

Pattinson is in a movie called “Dead Girl” ? Not familiar with that one.

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Spartiates wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
my wife said that edward cullen is the next big thing in acting, said in a few years he will have the same clout in hollywood as brad pitt. fuck my life.[/quote]

Yeah, remember everyone with a dick hated Bradd Pitt 'till he did Fight Club… then it all changed. No doubt Cullen will try and do the same thing and play some “baddass” with sick abz and he’ll win y’all over.[/quote]

Are you serious with this? Brad Pitt was well known for his acting, not his fucking abs. In fact, I doubt any of the people with that goal are very serious weight lifters at all.

Brad Pitt did Interview with a Vampire back in 1994, several years before Fight Club was ever talked about. The movie that made him one of Hollywood’s top stars was Seven (also Legends Of The Fall) again years before Fight Club. Hell, 12 Monkeys had him in everyday conversation…

I’ve seen Cullen in Dead Girl and there is none of Mr. Pitt’s talent there despite it being a much darker movie than Twilight.[/quote]

Pattinson is in a movie called “Dead Girl” ? Not familiar with that one.[/quote]

My mistake. I had him mixed up with Shiloh Fernandez who, if you look it up, could pass for Pattinson’s brother.

I now can’t think of anything Pattinson has been in that made him stand out as an ACTOR.

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[quote]bobbeh wrote:

To balance all that gay vampire thing

Vampire the masquerade own[/quote]

This man has tastes. Even years later, this game has decent graphics and great voice work.

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To be fair, at least he has a sense of humor about it.

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Text from the above pic seeing as it’s very hard to read:
“When you read the book,” says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without make-up, “it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean EVERY LINE is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108 year-old virgin so he’s clearly got some issues there.”

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Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis in 12 Monkeys is where it’s at … fucking awesome performances from the both of them. Bruce Willis is acts exactly how someone from the future would act if no one believed they were from the future, like god damn crazy person … I love 12 Monkeys

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Awful acting, awful plot, I cant see how anyone can buy into this crap.

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I fell asleep.

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edit: Sorry. Pic did not show up. Movie is called Gladiators Vs. Werewolves

This has the potential to be the greatest movie ever, but I’m sure they will fuck it up with some lame ass love story or something.

I know it is not technically about werewolves, but Brotherhood of the Wolf kicked ass.