I blame Bram Stoker’s estate for this travesty. If they’ve copyrighted Dracula properly then we wouldn’t have to put up with literally sugar-frosted vamps. Supernatural creatures don’t go to class: they are either busy killing people or chilling in crypts.
Edward Cullen must be the dumbest shit on the planet to have to have repeated high school so many times.
dick fountain
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Apparently the last book is really thick and for the first half it follows the warewolf and his thoughts, then towards the end of the book it follows the vampire and his thoughts. [/quote]
That basically sums up the insanity. A thick book chronicling the thoughts of a werewolf and a vampire and spread it over two movies, yet the one thing missing is the one thing that should be there: “Yum, yum, tasty human. Let’s not fight, there’s plenty to go around. Pass the ketchup, please - The End”.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
dick fountain[/quote]
I dig your garden?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Wow, y’all love the movie around here. huh?[/quote]
Sound the only Black Twi-Hard known to man. You disappoint me, Ct. I can’t believe you like Twilight.[/quote]
You can take that bullshit on somewhere else, homie.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Fuck even Romeo and Juliet everyone died … Shakespeare knew his shit![/quote]
QFT
GK Chesterton had a ton of good stuff to say. This particular quote seems absolutely relevant.
here it is… Found it.
SPOILER ALERT: If you watch till the end they tell you how the next book ends and its hilarious
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[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Fuck even Romeo and Juliet everyone died … Shakespeare knew his shit![/quote]
QFT[/quote]
Titus Andronicus (Shakespeare’s most notorious play) would satisfy even the most demanding gore hound, and puts a lot of modern horror to shame. I don’t consider Twilight to be horror though: real horror requires an element of fear and an emotional reaction. Blood, brains and entertainment can definitely be combined. Shame Stephanie Meyer didn’t realize that.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Fuck even Romeo and Juliet everyone died … Shakespeare knew his shit![/quote]
QFT[/quote]
Titus Andronicus (Shakespeare’s most notorious play) would satisfy even the most demanding gore hound, and puts a lot of modern horror to shame. I don’t consider Twilight to be horror though: real horror requires an element of fear and an emotional reaction. Blood, brains and entertainment can definitely be combined. Shame Stephanie Meyer didn’t realize that.[/quote]
Roybot…always readin and shit.
Your the artsy fartsy “read a book” type. Why the hell is Stephanie Myer so popular?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Why the hell is Stephanie Myer so popular?[/quote]
It’s a mystery… my guess is that the Twilight movies and books literally fill a hole in the lives of their target audience (if you catch my drift)…
It’s like Playgirl with fangs.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Why the hell is Stephanie Myer so popular?[/quote]
It’s a mystery… my guess is that the Twilight movies and books literally fill a hole in the lives of their target audience (if you catch my drift)…
It’s like Playgirl with fangs.[/quote]
But it makes no sense:
-The female protagonist is perceived as a indecisive cocktease
-The supernatural killing machines are turned into limp dick pansies
-A full scale battle happens and no one suffers a flesh wound
I mean…WTF? Its like a Lion and a Crocodile fighting over the love of a Zebra.
none of the “good guys” die. They kill the entire “newborn army” of vampires.
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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Why the hell is Stephanie Myer so popular?[/quote]
It’s a mystery… my guess is that the Twilight movies and books literally fill a hole in the lives of their target audience (if you catch my drift)…
It’s like Playgirl with fangs.[/quote]
But it makes no sense:
-The female protagonist is perceived as a indecisive cocktease
-The supernatural killing machines are turned into limp dick pansies
-A full scale battle happens and no one suffers a flesh wound
[/quote]
LOL- I think you’ve struck gold here: indecisive cocktease loves to be fought over, limp-dicked pansies engage in ‘epic’ battle over said indecisive cocktease, but can’t inflict any serious damage due to both parties being limp dicked pansies (in spite of making repeated promises of death to the other).
It’s a typical fight outside a nightclub on a Saturday night. But not as exciting.
I just don’t get it.
Has anyone heard of White Wolf?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I just don’t get it.
Has anyone heard of White Wolf?[/quote]
smirk White Wolf? What kind of lame bullshit is that???
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I just don’t get it.
Has anyone heard of White Wolf?[/quote]
smirk White Wolf? What kind of lame bullshit is that???
[/quote]
It was only a question, sir. I know nothing…absolutely nothing.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I just don’t get it.
Has anyone heard of White Wolf?[/quote]
smirk White Wolf? What kind of lame bullshit is that???
[/quote]
It was only a question, sir. I know nothing…absolutely nothing.
[/quote]
LIES
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Why the hell is Stephanie Myer so popular?[/quote]
It’s a mystery… my guess is that the Twilight movies and books literally fill a hole in the lives of their target audience (if you catch my drift)…
It’s like Playgirl with fangs.[/quote]
It also helps that girls always fantasize about finding a bad boy and changing him and having him eventually love her and make his world about her. Most girls whether they admit it or not like the idea of the badboy that treats them like a princess.
Having a “killing machine” boyfriend who becomes pussy whipped created the perfect storm for most young girls to go ape shit. Not to mention a lot of females find the thought of a vampire sexy and attractive.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Fuck even Romeo and Juliet everyone died … Shakespeare knew his shit![/quote]
QFT[/quote]
Titus Andronicus (Shakespeare’s most notorious play) would satisfy even the most demanding gore hound, and puts a lot of modern horror to shame. I don’t consider Twilight to be horror though: real horror requires an element of fear and an emotional reaction. Blood, brains and entertainment can definitely be combined. Shame Stephanie Meyer didn’t realize that.[/quote]
I read Titus Andronicus for fun once … Shakespeare was gangsta!
